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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Invisibleplasma
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Re: Penis [Re: Asante]
    #23401773 - 07/01/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

"Penile instrument"

May I insert my penile instrument into your vaginal insert dock


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: Penis [Re: plasma] * 1
    #23402242 - 07/01/16 08:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, I just say PENOR the vast, destroyer of vagina, god of all dongs, thou layest low thy enemies, thou smiter of poontang, I call upon your powers to vanquish this vagina which is before thee, usually incorporating some type of magical ruin in there, possibly some virgin blood if I can procure some from some slag on craigslist, really spices of the evening.

I have a classy pickup line, works like a charm 60% of the time, goes something like this "excuse me ma'am, may I insert my penis into your vagina" or maybe if I am feeling a bit more sci-fi, "excuse me ma'am, may our reproductive areas dock in order to share genetic information"

I feel off topic for some reason, I am going  to go bite my finger nails anxiously now, bye.


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InvisibleBodhi of Ankou
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Re: Penis [Re: Lucis]
    #23402248 - 07/01/16 08:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Fennario said:
or maybe if I am feeling a bit more sci-fi, "excuse me ma'am, may our reproductive areas dock in order to share genetic information"

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:lmafo:


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InvisibleshLong
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Re: Penis [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 1
    #23402671 - 07/01/16 11:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Kush_Zombie said:
shLong



:teehee: I know him


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InvisibleKush_Zombie
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Re: Penis [Re: shLong]
    #23405088 - 07/02/16 07:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:awehigh:


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What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
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