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OfflineUncleCid
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Re: Penis [Re: ReposadoXochipilli] * 1
    #23398396 - 06/30/16 05:54 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: Penis [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23398398 - 06/30/16 05:56 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I always thought it was cause the frenulum kinda (doesn't) resemble the wattles, or something along those lines :lol:


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Re: Penis [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #23398404 - 06/30/16 05:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Penis [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #23398430 - 06/30/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
I always thought it was cause the frenulum kinda (doesn't) resemble the wattles, or something along those lines :lol:



had to look that up, interesting. i always put it together as a rooster is the first thing going on in the morning on the farm besides people milking cows.


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Re: Penis [Re: ReposadoXochipilli] * 1
    #23398558 - 06/30/16 06:44 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

DINK. :laugh:


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Re: Penis [Re: Saunterer]
    #23398566 - 06/30/16 06:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

duel income no kids? that used to be a gay term


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Re: Penis [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23398634 - 06/30/16 07:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Penis [Re: Acaterpillar] * 6
    #23398647 - 06/30/16 07:08 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Always been a fan of Phallus



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Re: Penis [Re: TheMovement] * 8
    #23398660 - 06/30/16 07:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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TheMovement said:
cock is best though.



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Re: Penis [Re: koods]
    #23398669 - 06/30/16 07:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:rofl: I didn't understand it with the first one.. but now I see, its the shrooms.  :gay:


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Re: Penis [Re: Ras Rising]
    #23400942 - 07/01/16 11:56 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

this thread is so gay


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Re: Penis [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #23400990 - 07/01/16 12:20 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Homopotamus


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Re: Penis [Re: TheMovement]
    #23401006 - 07/01/16 12:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

plasma said:
It really depends on the context.

If you're telling a girl to give you brain, usually "suck my weewee" won't do the job

You have to say it like "suck my fucking cock, betch"



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TheMovement said:
Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Dick or Cock. Only those are acceptable in a sexual situation IMO.



cock is best though.  "put my cock in your mouth"




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Re: Penis [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23401563 - 07/01/16 03:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Gag stick
Tube steak
Quiver bone


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Re: Penis [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #23401575 - 07/01/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Gag stick
Tube steak
Quiver bone





pork sword
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Re: Penis [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23401595 - 07/01/16 04:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Harley...


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Re: Penis [Re: passifloracaerulea] * 1
    #23401609 - 07/01/16 04:15 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

peepee
weewee
weenie
wormie


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Re: Penis [Re: plasma]
    #23401641 - 07/01/16 04:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

plasma said:
Pee-pee


/thread




im glad someone agrees


Edited by plasma (07/01/16 04:27 PM)


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Re: Penis [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #23401649 - 07/01/16 04:29 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Penis [Re: aj123]
    #23401667 - 07/01/16 04:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I like the industrial sound that "dick" has to it. In comparison "cock" sounds somewhat unsufficient.

What sounds more masculine, a half-cocked dick or a a perky cock?

"My cock is fully erect."
"That's some serious dick and it isn't even hard yet."

See what I'm saying?



In a vote between Cock and Dick experts agree...




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