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InvisibleShroomopotamus
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Penis * 2
    #23398274 - 06/30/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

What's the best word for penis?

Schlong?
Dong?
Ding Dong?
Ding-a-ling?
Weiner?


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Invisibleplasma
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Re: Penis [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #23398277 - 06/30/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Pee-pee


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Re: Penis [Re: plasma]
    #23398283 - 06/30/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Wang


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: Penis [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23398288 - 06/30/16 05:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Dingus.


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Re: Penis [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23398289 - 06/30/16 05:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Always been a fan of Phallus


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Re: Penis [Re: Acaterpillar] * 1
    #23398292 - 06/30/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

It really depends on the context.

If you're telling a girl to give you brain, usually "suck my weewee" won't do the job

You have to say it like "suck my fucking cock, betch"


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Re: Penis [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 4
    #23398295 - 06/30/16 05:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin' on a string
She told me it was my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling


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Re: Penis [Re: plasma] * 3
    #23398299 - 06/30/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

johnson



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Re: Penis [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23398302 - 06/30/16 05:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Dick or Cock. Only those are acceptable in a sexual situation IMO.


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Re: Penis [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
    #23398308 - 06/30/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Magic flesh-wand.


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: Penis [Re: Le_Canard] * 2
    #23398317 - 06/30/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

If it was a professional wrestling penis...

The Penetrator.


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Re: Penis [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23398322 - 06/30/16 05:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

pirate-blues said:
johnson






I almost remember what movie this is from, but the memories too fuzzy to bring into focus. Strange feeling.


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Re: Penis [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #23398329 - 06/30/16 05:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:kaneclap:

By god, if I had a penis, that is precisely what I would nick name it.
Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Quote:

pirate-blues said:
johnson






I almost remember what movie this is from, but the memories too fuzzy to bring into focus. Strange feeling.








mmkay, I'm gonna need you to immediately go and re-watch The Big Lebowski right now.


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Re: Penis [Re: pirate-blues] * 1
    #23398331 - 06/30/16 05:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Thats what its from!! Fucking Nihilist's :lolsy:


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Re: Penis [Re: pirate-blues] * 4
    #23398332 - 06/30/16 05:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

shLong


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Re: Penis [Re: pirate-blues] * 2
    #23398333 - 06/30/16 05:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:rofl: I've watched that movie about five times this month. I was about to call a motha fucka out


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Re: Penis [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
    #23398355 - 06/30/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Dick or Cock. Only those are acceptable in a sexual situation IMO.



cock is best though.  "put my cock in your mouth"


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Re: Penis [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23398360 - 06/30/16 05:44 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

"ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long"

One of the things that my ex boyfriend said attracted him to me was that I used the word "schlong" when pointing out that his penis was showing through his wet boxers after a random swim one of the first times we hung out
LoL

What do you guys think is sexiest when a woman is referring to your penis?


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Re: Penis [Re: DopesToInfinity]
    #23398377 - 06/30/16 05:47 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

"Yeah baby let me massage that love-stick with my mouth for ya"


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Re: Penis [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23398384 - 06/30/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

cock makes the most since, cock = rooster = morning wood.


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