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Shroomopotamus
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Penis 2
#23398274 - 06/30/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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What's the best word for penis?
Schlong? Dong? Ding Dong? Ding-a-ling? Weiner?
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plasma
ɹoʇɐɹǝpoɯ

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Pee-pee
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OhMrJohnson
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Re: Penis [Re: plasma]
#23398283 - 06/30/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wang
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PatrickKn



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Dingus.
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Acaterpillar
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Always been a fan of Phallus
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plasma
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It really depends on the context.
If you're telling a girl to give you brain, usually "suck my weewee" won't do the job
You have to say it like "suck my fucking cock, betch"
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larry.fisherman
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When I was a little bitty boy My grandmother bought me a cute little toy Silver bells hangin' on a string She told me it was my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling I want to play with my ding a ling My ding a ling, my ding a ling I want to play with my ding a ling
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pirate-blues



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Re: Penis [Re: plasma] 3
#23398299 - 06/30/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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johnson
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Jokeshopbeard
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Dick or Cock. Only those are acceptable in a sexual situation IMO.
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Le_Canard
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Magic flesh-wand.
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PatrickKn



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If it was a professional wrestling penis...
The Penetrator.
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Quote:
pirate-blues said: johnson

I almost remember what movie this is from, but the memories too fuzzy to bring into focus. Strange feeling.
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pirate-blues



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By god, if I had a penis, that is precisely what I would nick name it.Quote:
Bodhi of Ankou said:
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pirate-blues said: johnson

I almost remember what movie this is from, but the memories too fuzzy to bring into focus. Strange feeling.
mmkay, I'm gonna need you to immediately go and re-watch The Big Lebowski right now.
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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*


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Thats what its from!! Fucking Nihilist's
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Kush_Zombie
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hex_enduction
satta massa gana



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I've watched that movie about five times this month. I was about to call a motha fucka out
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TheMovement
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Quote:
Jokeshopbeard said: Dick or Cock. Only those are acceptable in a sexual situation IMO.
cock is best though. "put my cock in your mouth"
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DopesToInfinity
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"ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long"
One of the things that my ex boyfriend said attracted him to me was that I used the word "schlong" when pointing out that his penis was showing through his wet boxers after a random swim one of the first times we hung out LoL
What do you guys think is sexiest when a woman is referring to your penis?
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OhMrJohnson
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"Yeah baby let me massage that love-stick with my mouth for ya"
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cock makes the most since, cock = rooster = morning wood.
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