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Invisible1234go
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Re: WTF!!! This motherfucker keeps interrupting my masturbation. Uncanny!!! [Re: klhouse]
    #23395629 - 06/29/16 09:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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klhouse said:
Now I'm too mad too masturbate tonight




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Re: WTF!!! This motherfucker keeps interrupting my masturbation. Uncanny!!! [Re: klhouse]
    #23396095 - 06/30/16 12:34 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Some people just naturally have shitty timing.  My ex boss and mom are two of them.


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Re: WTF!!! This motherfucker keeps interrupting my masturbation. Uncanny!!! [Re: klhouse]
    #23396134 - 06/30/16 01:12 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

My mother used to do this, she'd leave the house so I'd finally be able to whack one aftyer saving it up all week then she'd come back knocking on the door shouting.  Naturally I was pretty unhappy or angry most the time and she didn't know why.

Its not really spoken about in my society so I don't know - theres not really any good time or place allocated to masterbation its more something you have to hide and try and do fast when no ones about but usually if you try and hide for a while some one comes to see what your doing.  :shrug:

I think we should just have fleshlights and condoms in every bathroom.  Why not?  Its pretty much as essential as taking a daily shit.  If men don't do it it starts to have very bad effects on us, night ejaculation all over the bed, aggression, anger, depression and a shorter life span.  Its not our faults we need 30 mins every day to fuck a pussy or jack off yet society makes it something you have to hide away and do fast. :shrug:


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Re: WTF!!! This motherfucker keeps interrupting my masturbation. Uncanny!!! [Re: nice1returns]
    #23396207 - 06/30/16 02:31 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

If all else fails there's always the shower
Just wrap your fleshlight in a towel and saunter over


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