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Sheekle
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Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? 3
#23393703 - 06/29/16 10:13 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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When I was in 5th grade I had Eminem & 50Cent CD's and thought that being a piece of shit hustlepuppy hound-dog was a good way to go through life. Now after all these years I realize the obvious problem in that, and I judge hustlepuppies harshly for their stupid lifestyle choices. It baffles me that anyone thinks listening to shitty music, stealing things, and being aggressive for no reason is a normal way to go about life. It's not. There's no hope in being a hustlepuppy, and I actively avoid them at all costs. Fuck NYC because of all the hustlepuppies, fuck the bronx, fuck Mexico, fuck the hustlepuppies that live in the Bahamas and prey on tourists.
What was the dumbest thing you ever thought when you were a young whippersnapper?
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Sheekle]
#23393718 - 06/29/16 10:16 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Sheekle]
#23393744 - 06/29/16 10:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: When I was in 5th grade I had Eminem & 50Cent CD's and thought that being a piece of shit hustlepuppy hound-dog was a good way to go through life. Now after all these years I realize the obvious problem in that, and I judge hustlepuppies harshly for their stupid lifestyle choices. It baffles me that anyone thinks listening to shitty music, stealing things, and being aggressive for no reason is a normal way to go about life. It's not. There's no hope in being a hustlepuppy, and I actively avoid them at all costs. Fuck NYC because of all the hustlepuppies, fuck the bronx, fuck Mexico, fuck the hustlepuppies that live in the Bahamas and prey on tourists.
What was the dumbest thing you ever thought when you were a young whippersnapper?
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Sun King]
#23393745 - 06/29/16 10:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I believed that DARE shit they forced on me in elementary school
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#23393748 - 06/29/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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i think the dumbest thing i thought was thinking the year revolved around the school year.
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Sheekle]
#23393757 - 06/29/16 10:25 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thinking I was cool.
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: 1234go]
#23393765 - 06/29/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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i had really black and white, semi-conservative views about certain things in my 20's.
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: millzy]
#23393783 - 06/29/16 10:33 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I once believed republicans were better human beings than democrats, just because my parents were republicans.
I also heard having your right ear pierced meant you were gay, and I believed that too.
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: 1234go] 1
#23393787 - 06/29/16 10:34 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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That I was right and everyone else was wrong.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Sheekle]
#23393794 - 06/29/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I used to think that all the hentai I was watching was being made by people my age - Turns out, just creepy pedophiles.
I used to think that when people said "Quit Bogarting that joint" they were talking about an archer, guarding the joint with is Bow.
I never knew ginger was an actual plant above the soil
I used to stomp on mushrooms in fields because I was raised to believe they were poisonous
I used to think that if I stood on my head and gravity stopped, I'd be the only one falling upright.
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23393797 - 06/29/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Back when I was 10 I believed that sperm came from the base of the spine and that thats why it took so much effort to get it to come out.
Not that I didnt go through the trouble several times a day, every day though
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: millzy] 1
#23393802 - 06/29/16 10:39 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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the dumbest thing i evere thougt was when i first got into psychs and actually believed somebody somewhere knew everything there was about these drugs. I spent countless sleepless nights trying to "catch up" to someone that never existed.
the truth is nobody knows a damn thing
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Sheekle]
#23393814 - 06/29/16 10:44 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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+5 for " piece of shit hustlepuppy hound-dog " Lmfao, you glorious bastard.
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millzy


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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23393819 - 06/29/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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1234go said: I once believed republicans were better human beings than democrats, just because my parents were republicans.
yeah, i got a lot of that stuff from my parents too.
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Jokeshopbeard said: That I was right and everyone else was wrong.
yep.
i was also a pretty staunch materialist (metaphysically speaking, not living boojee).
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Patlal
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: millzy]
#23393827 - 06/29/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I thought for sure that horses were the husbands of cows.
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Patlal]
#23393891 - 06/29/16 11:17 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I thought you could fly like Mary Poppins with the right umbrella when I was 5. Almost took the plunge off a 2nd story roof on the house.lol
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Thayendanegea]
#23393894 - 06/29/16 11:19 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I thought the white house pub local to us (in england) was where the president lived 
And i thought poo was stored in the buttocks!
Anddd... Thanks to mum, i thought if i kept playing with my belly button my legs would drop off >_<
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Patlal]
#23393907 - 06/29/16 11:25 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Was going to go on about age, laps around the sun, being able to vote etc but it's just nonsense lol
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Edited by scragins (06/29/16 11:26 AM)
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: scragins]
#23393961 - 06/29/16 11:43 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I really thought our generation would change the world....
for the better.
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Still_tripping] 4
#23393994 - 06/29/16 11:53 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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On the school bus one of the rules said not to curse and as a youngin i believed that it was agaianst the rules to put a curse on another child and i always just thought "well that makes sense"
-------------------- "You are not IN the universe, you ARE the universe, an intrinsic part of it. Ultimately you are not a person, but a focal point where the universe is becoming conscious of itself. What an amazing miracle." - Eckhart Tolle “Everybody is ‘you’. Everybody is ‘I’. That’s our name. We all share that.” - Alan Watts "Cosmic apotheosis wears off quicker than Salvia" - Rick Sanchez (voice of Justin Roiland)
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Plain]
#23394001 - 06/29/16 11:56 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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My mom was pretty liberal, so I used to believe some fucked up shit
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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I used to think that our belly buttons were a key part in sex. Then I walked in on my cousin and her friend changing. That's when I got the talk. Up until that point I thought we did something with our belly buttons to make babies. Lol.
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#23394174 - 06/29/16 12:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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xbloodwhipx said: I believed that DARE shit they forced on me in elementary school
Shit, DARE was the whole reason that I wanted to try LSD. Had to wait 5 years, but I found it
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: shLong]
#23394327 - 06/29/16 01:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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In 2nd grade, pretty much third because i got held back.. i thought repeating a grade was cool because it made sound older .. when in reality we were all the same age.. i was just retarded. I use to tell my friends that my dad was a professional skate boarder because both shared the same name and road skateboards. It was some sort of thing i hadd associating myself with others in authoritive positions ..making myself sound like the cool one , i think it backfired and i sounded stupid.. people knew i just took that name off tony hawk pro skater
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Sheekle]
#23394701 - 06/29/16 04:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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When I was really young I just assumed that girls had dicks, too.
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Space Elf]
#23394752 - 06/29/16 04:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I used to wonder if everything used to be black and white. "How did they get the colours!?"
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Space Elf]
#23394753 - 06/29/16 04:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Space Elf said: When I was really young I just assumed that girls had dicks, too. 
For a while, when I was young, I thought they just didn't have anything.
Like a Barbie
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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Monotheism. Just in general
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: GrandPoobah]
#23394840 - 06/29/16 04:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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In Russia everything is black&white...not metafora black and white but black and white television black and white.
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Sheekle]
#23394899 - 06/29/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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'don't take the lord's name in vain, he'll get cross'
like really, what kind of a god get's butt-hurt over a six year old saying his name... lol, what a pussy god
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: shLong]
#23395140 - 06/29/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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shLong said:
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xbloodwhipx said: I believed that DARE shit they forced on me in elementary school
Shit, DARE was the whole reason that I wanted to try LSD. Had to wait 5 years, but I found it 
Yeah I swear to god if it weren't for the dare program I'm not sure I would've ever done drugs. I remember a cop was saying people hallucinate and laugh at things that aren't there,blah blah bad stuff blah blah blah. I was like "SoLD" and I went on a several year hunt for drugs of all kinds
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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Sheekle]
#23395163 - 06/29/16 06:40 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Not an opinion but something stupid I believed...
Whenever I would get in trouble my mom would call her friend that had a finger print kit and polygraph machine and tell us she WOULD find out who did whatever we did....never saw this friend or any of their detective equipment but I believed that shit until I was like 9.
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