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Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? * 3
    #23393703 - 06/29/16 10:13 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

When I was in 5th grade I had Eminem & 50Cent CD's and thought that being a piece of shit hustlepuppy hound-dog was a good way to go through life. Now after all these years I realize the obvious problem in that, and I judge hustlepuppies harshly for their stupid lifestyle choices. It baffles me that anyone thinks listening to shitty music, stealing things, and being aggressive for no reason is a normal way to go about life. It's not. There's no hope in being a hustlepuppy, and I actively avoid them at all costs. Fuck NYC because of all the hustlepuppies, fuck the bronx, fuck Mexico, fuck the hustlepuppies that live in the Bahamas and prey on tourists.

What was the dumbest thing you ever thought when you were a young whippersnapper?


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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23393718 - 06/29/16 10:16 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:laugh2:


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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23393744 - 06/29/16 10:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
When I was in 5th grade I had Eminem & 50Cent CD's and thought that being a piece of shit hustlepuppy hound-dog was a good way to go through life. Now after all these years I realize the obvious problem in that, and I judge hustlepuppies harshly for their stupid lifestyle choices. It baffles me that anyone thinks listening to shitty music, stealing things, and being aggressive for no reason is a normal way to go about life. It's not. There's no hope in being a hustlepuppy, and I actively avoid them at all costs. Fuck NYC because of all the hustlepuppies, fuck the bronx, fuck Mexico, fuck the hustlepuppies that live in the Bahamas and prey on tourists.

What was the dumbest thing you ever thought when you were a young whippersnapper?




:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Sun King]
    #23393745 - 06/29/16 10:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I believed that DARE shit they forced on me in elementary school


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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #23393748 - 06/29/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i think the dumbest thing i thought was thinking the year revolved around the school year.


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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23393757 - 06/29/16 10:25 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Thinking I was cool.


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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: 1234go]
    #23393765 - 06/29/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i had really black and white, semi-conservative views about certain things in my 20's.


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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: millzy]
    #23393783 - 06/29/16 10:33 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I once believed republicans were better human beings than democrats, just because my parents were republicans.

I also heard having your right ear pierced meant you were gay, and I believed that too.


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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #23393787 - 06/29/16 10:34 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

That I was right and everyone else was wrong.


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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23393794 - 06/29/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I used to think that all the hentai I was watching was being made by people my age - Turns out, just creepy pedophiles.

I used to think that when people said "Quit Bogarting that joint" they were talking about an archer, guarding the joint with is Bow.

I never knew ginger was an actual plant above the soil

I used to stomp on mushrooms in fields because I was raised to believe they were poisonous

I used to think that if I stood on my head and gravity stopped, I'd be the only one falling upright.


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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23393797 - 06/29/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Back when I was 10 I believed that sperm came from the base of the spine and that thats why it took so much effort to get it to come out.

Not that I didnt go through the trouble several times a day, every day though :naughty:


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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: millzy] * 1
    #23393802 - 06/29/16 10:39 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

the dumbest thing i evere thougt was when i first got into psychs and actually believed somebody somewhere knew everything there was about these drugs. I spent countless sleepless nights trying to "catch up" to someone that never existed.

the truth is nobody knows a damn thing


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I do not know its name; I call it tao.
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Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23393814 - 06/29/16 10:44 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

+5 for " piece of shit hustlepuppy hound-dog "
Lmfao, you glorious bastard.


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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23393819 - 06/29/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

1234go said:
I once believed republicans were better human beings than democrats, just because my parents were republicans.




yeah, i got a lot of that stuff from my parents too.


Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
That I was right and everyone else was wrong.




yep.

i was also a pretty staunch materialist (metaphysically speaking, not living boojee).


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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: millzy]
    #23393827 - 06/29/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I thought for sure that horses were the husbands of cows.


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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Patlal]
    #23393891 - 06/29/16 11:17 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I thought you could fly like Mary Poppins with the right umbrella when I was 5. Almost took the plunge off a 2nd story roof on the house.lol



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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #23393894 - 06/29/16 11:19 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I thought the white house pub local to us (in england) was where the president lived :lol:

And i thought poo was stored in the buttocks!

Anddd... Thanks to mum, i thought if i kept playing with my belly button my legs would drop off >_<


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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Patlal]
    #23393907 - 06/29/16 11:25 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

...

Was going to go on about age, laps around the sun, being able to vote etc but it's just nonsense lol


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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: scragins]
    #23393961 - 06/29/16 11:43 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I really thought our generation would change the world....

for the better. :laugh2:


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Re: Dumbest opinion you ever held as a child? [Re: Still_tripping] * 4
    #23393994 - 06/29/16 11:53 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

On the school bus one of the rules said not to curse and as a youngin i believed that it was agaianst the rules to put a curse on another child and i always just thought "well that makes sense" :shrug:


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