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This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke
#23393644 - 06/29/16 09:55 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I tried to get her high with a pipe and a bong but she just burns her throat and coughs for a few minutes, she said it also happens with joints
I told her about diaphragmatic breathing, is that gonna be enough? has anyone else helped someone like that figure out how to hit a damn bong?
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: yeah] 3
#23393645 - 06/29/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: yeah]
#23393647 - 06/29/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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she's prolly just new to smoking and her throat/lungs can't handle the hot smoke.
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: sanchothestoner]
#23393654 - 06/29/16 09:58 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Give her some tincture
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#23393660 - 06/29/16 10:00 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Make some Cannatea hehe. Or create some way for her to take it orally.
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: Dr.Wongburger] 2
#23393666 - 06/29/16 10:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Tell her to inhale it into her mouth, then inhale through her nose hard while the smoke is in her mouth. That shit will go into her lungs.
Obviously this wont help her hit a bong, but if shes having trouble hitting a joint maybe she shouldnt be taking bong hits yet?
Edited by xbloodwhipx (06/29/16 10:02 AM)
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#23393672 - 06/29/16 10:03 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
OhMrJohnson said: Give her some tincture
Problem solved  
lol you and that tincture shit
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: sanchothestoner]
#23393712 - 06/29/16 10:15 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's the golden ticket dude I'm tellin ya
A couple drops on the back of the tongue is all it takes, it kicks in at about the same rate as smoking and seems to last 2-3x longer
It also has much stronger medicinal benefits as far as I can tell.. It's practically a fucking miracle cure for toothaches and headaches
Best part is it's so easy to make a monkey could do it
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#23393719 - 06/29/16 10:17 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Plus you can spike your drinks with it and it basically becomes an edible
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#23393726 - 06/29/16 10:18 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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id like to know how to make this monkey juice
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: Herbologist]
#23393742 - 06/29/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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ground marijuana+semen=tincture
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: yeah]
#23393746 - 06/29/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: Herbologist] 1
#23393756 - 06/29/16 10:25 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
xbloodwhipx said: ground marijuana+semen=tincture
Not too far off actually
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Herbologist said: id like to know how to make this monkey juice
http://www.southerncannabis.org/cooking-with-cannabis/infusions/cannabis-vegetable-glycerin/
There ya go
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: Lucis]
#23393774 - 06/29/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sun King said:

 give her a tincture enema and cork it with an edible. If that doesn't work....
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: yeah]
#23393801 - 06/29/16 10:38 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just tell her to keep smoking.
Explain to her that a lot of things hurt the first time, and that she'll get used it soon enough.
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: 1234go]
#23393970 - 06/29/16 11:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Maybe she's a few steps ahead of you and prefers vaping.
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: Still_tripping] 2
#23394263 - 06/29/16 01:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Unacceptable.
Vaper chickz can fuck right off.
Edited by 1234go (06/29/16 10:03 PM)
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: 1234go]
#23394329 - 06/29/16 01:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm buying a volcano. But it's not too hard to smoke, right? I guess this is a bit like asking "is it easy to suck cock without gagging"? I guess it is, if you can do it.
But, if I am smoking, I don't even put the spliff/joint/pipe/ciggy to my lips. I just breathe in, that way more than half of what I'm breathing in is air.
Does she bumsuck the joint? Is it all wet? I don't get why people do that. It's not food, you're not supposed to lick it.
Oh. Volcano Bong
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: Visionary Tools]
#23394397 - 06/29/16 02:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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That video was funny as hell haha so random.
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: IveBeenRecycled]
#23394435 - 06/29/16 02:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: PassiveMenis]
#23394451 - 06/29/16 02:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I had a girl friend cash an entire bowl of salvia without getting high
I was like
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: plasma]
#23394684 - 06/29/16 03:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: yeah] 1
#23394711 - 06/29/16 04:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think I'ma have her do a gravity bong since it precools the smoke and then she can practice taking hits since the smoke doesn't go anywhere either
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: yeah]
#23394722 - 06/29/16 04:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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giver her a cigarette to practice with.
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: yeah]
#23394749 - 06/29/16 04:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gravity bongs are harsher for most people, when the smoke cools down it becomes more dense. That's why I hate them, it just coats everything in fucking resin - mouth, lips, and lungs. Which means she would cough more because the lungs would retain more material.
Heat is not what makes smoking harsh, it just makes it more irritable. We aren't designed to smoke shit. OP's friend's reaction is pretty normal tbh. She probably just has less experience with that feeling so it's a bigger deal. I've been smoking weed for over a decade with every method possible aside from dabs - smoking is harsh. Our lungs are designed for air.
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: larry.fisherman] 1
#23394865 - 06/29/16 04:46 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Our mouths on the other hand are chock-full of cannabinoid receptors just waiting for a dose of sweet sweet tincture
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#23394985 - 06/29/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nice ^ visual lol
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: yeah] 2
#23395024 - 06/29/16 05:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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OP...i would just be like "heres how you do it.." then take a hit and go and put your mouth to hers and blow the smoke in it while tongue kissing her.
if she freaks out just say "chillz baby thats how my grandfather taught me"
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23395060 - 06/29/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lmaooooo bill that was great
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: Easyriding123]
#23395229 - 06/29/16 07:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shotgun it too her. If u don't know what that is idk how to explain it.
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If the smoke is going in her throat, how can it not go into her lungs? Where is it going? The stomach?
Have her take much smaller hits to she can hold it in for a second without coughing. A gravity bong will probably make her cough so much that she won't want to try again. Could your weed be bunk?
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: Lophosaurus]
#23395559 - 06/29/16 09:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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My guess is she rips it but only gets past her throat and doesn't inhale because she immediately coughs. I remember chicks like that as a teen
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: yeah]
#23395565 - 06/29/16 09:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Put ice in the bong (along with water, obviously). Also, tell her to hit it much more gently. Don't flame it as much, try to take small hits.
Edited by nooneman (06/29/16 09:17 PM)
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Quote:
Seriously_trippin said: Shotgun it too her.
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: Easyriding123]
#23396789 - 06/30/16 08:32 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Easyriding123 said: Lmaooooo bill that was great
Lol i came up with it off the top of my head
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yeah that's probably it
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