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Offlineyeah
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This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke
    #23393644 - 06/29/16 09:55 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I tried to get her high with a pipe and a bong but she just burns her throat and coughs for a few minutes, she said it also happens with joints

I told her about diaphragmatic breathing, is that gonna be enough? has anyone else helped someone like that figure out how to hit a damn bong?


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: yeah] * 3
    #23393645 - 06/29/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

cull her from this earth, the seed is weak, the seed is weak.


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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: yeah]
    #23393647 - 06/29/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

she's prolly just new to smoking and her throat/lungs can't handle the hot smoke.


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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23393654 - 06/29/16 09:58 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Give her some tincture

Problem solved :cookiemonster::elmo:


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OfflineDr.Wongburger
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23393660 - 06/29/16 10:00 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Make some Cannatea hehe. Or create some way for her to take it orally.


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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: Dr.Wongburger] * 2
    #23393666 - 06/29/16 10:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Tell her to inhale it into her mouth, then inhale through her nose hard while the smoke is in her mouth. That shit will go into her lungs.

Obviously this wont help her hit a bong, but if shes having trouble hitting a joint maybe she shouldnt be taking bong hits yet?


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Offlinesanchothestoner
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23393672 - 06/29/16 10:03 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
Give her some tincture

Problem solved :cookiemonster::elmo:




lol you and that tincture shit :lol:


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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23393712 - 06/29/16 10:15 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

It's the golden ticket dude I'm tellin ya

A couple drops on the back of the tongue is all it takes, it kicks in at about the same rate as smoking and seems to last 2-3x longer

It also has much stronger medicinal benefits as far as I can tell.. It's practically a fucking miracle cure for toothaches and headaches

Best part is it's so easy to make a monkey could do it


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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23393719 - 06/29/16 10:17 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Plus you can spike your drinks with it and it basically becomes an edible


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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23393726 - 06/29/16 10:18 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

id like to know how to make this monkey juice


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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: Herbologist]
    #23393742 - 06/29/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

ground marijuana+semen=tincture


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InvisibleSun King
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: yeah]
    #23393746 - 06/29/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:buttchugging:


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InvisibleOhMrJohnson
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: Herbologist] * 1
    #23393756 - 06/29/16 10:25 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

xbloodwhipx said:
ground marijuana+semen=tincture




:lol:Not too far off actually

Quote:

Herbologist said:
id like to know how to make this monkey juice




http://www.southerncannabis.org/cooking-with-cannabis/infusions/cannabis-vegetable-glycerin/

There ya go


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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: Lucis]
    #23393774 - 06/29/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Sun King said:
:buttchugging:



:whathesaid:
give her a tincture enema and cork it with an edible. If that doesn't work....
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Fennario said:
cull her from this earth, the seed is weak, the seed is weak.




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Invisible1234go
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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: yeah]
    #23393801 - 06/29/16 10:38 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Just tell her to keep smoking.

Explain to her that a lot of things hurt the first time, and that she'll get used it soon enough.


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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: 1234go]
    #23393970 - 06/29/16 11:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Maybe she's a few steps ahead of you and prefers vaping.


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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: Still_tripping] * 2
    #23394263 - 06/29/16 01:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Unacceptable.

Vaper chickz can fuck right off.


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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: 1234go]
    #23394329 - 06/29/16 01:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm buying a volcano. But it's not too hard to smoke, right? I guess this is a bit like asking "is it easy to suck cock without gagging"? I guess it is, if you can do it.

But, if I am smoking, I don't even put the spliff/joint/pipe/ciggy to my lips. I just breathe in, that way more than half of what I'm breathing in is air.

Does she bumsuck the joint? Is it all wet? I don't get why people do that. It's not food, you're not supposed to lick it.

Oh. Volcano Bong



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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #23394397 - 06/29/16 02:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

That video was funny as hell haha so random.


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Re: This girl I know doesn't know how to smoke [Re: IveBeenRecycled]
    #23394435 - 06/29/16 02:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Step 1 : Stop bein a bitch


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