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"At fifty you get the face you deserve."
    #23393566 - 06/29/16 09:32 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

“Nature gives you the face you have at twenty. Life shapes the face you have at thirty. But at fifty you get the face you deserve.” ― Coco Chanel

True dat. Every decision you make; every frustration, anger and disappoint that you fail to let go of; every time you abuse your body, a small crack or chip occurs. It's cumulative, like the cloud.

That is why I am sexy and handsome at age 61! :cookiemonster:


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23393823 - 06/29/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

the real mystery here is why is a 61 year old saying "true dat" :lol:

I agree with your post though, I once read about a lady that tried to not show any facial expressions because she didn't want the wrinkles associated with doing so, that's some serious dedication.


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #23393834 - 06/29/16 10:54 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

One must play to their audience. I could have said "Right on!"

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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: Lucis]
    #23393838 - 06/29/16 10:56 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, I knew a lady got a facelift at age fifty. She had the skin pulled so tight that she could only turn her head like 20 degrees or else risk ripping her face open. :whoa:


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23393893 - 06/29/16 11:19 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Ugh, that's so scary. Why are there consequences in life.


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: Penelope_Tree]
    #23393904 - 06/29/16 11:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

This thread just influenced my decision to get a salad instead of a burger for lunch.


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: Penelope_Tree]
    #23393922 - 06/29/16 11:32 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Don't worry, hon. You will retain your hotness for another 7 years or so. :thumbup:

I have to bolster my ego with this anecdote. (I have trimmed down since we met last summer.)

I was at the community pool a few weeks back and the pool cleaner dude started talking about getting old as he had just become a grandpa. I said "I know the feeling, I have a few year on you." He replied "No way you are older than me!" I asked how old he was and he shook his head sadly and said "41".

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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: Penelope_Tree]
    #23393947 - 06/29/16 11:39 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Oh you poor thing PT. You let OC cheat you out of a juicy burger?!?

Nowt much better in this world for eating than a good burger. OC; I think you should publicly state that you wholeheartedly agree that burgers will add more smile lines to ones face through the pleasure of eating them, lest this poor you lady be forced to go and eat a bowl of leafs (bloody leafs, most disappointing food ever!), and that smile lines denote a happier life through their presence.


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23393953 - 06/29/16 11:41 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I think having kids ages most people more than than if they didn't have them. It is seriously a lot of stress to be solely responsible for another human being. I don't plan on doing that to myself anytime soon, if ever, so I'm in the clear there. :snowman: I just need to work on cutting off energetic vampires. I probably have some sort of martyr complex and try to save people way past the point that's good for me.

On the other hand, coco Chanel was a nazi cunt, so I'm not sure why anyone is taking her seriously. Also it's really not about outward appearances, but more about who you are as a person that's important.


Don't worry, JSB, this salad is fantastic. It isn't a sacrifice at all. The goat cheese :aweoverdose:


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: Penelope_Tree]
    #23393991 - 06/29/16 11:52 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You said the "c" word! :wat:

You might have something with the kids idea. I figure as long as I don't have kids, Nature will keep me around hoping I will fall into the trap. Once I do, I am no longer needed. :sad:

BTW, what is up with blood on the goat cheese?


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23394651 - 06/29/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

no one believes I'm really 28

probably because I act like a child, but still! :crankey:


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: yeah]
    #23394668 - 06/29/16 03:47 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

No one I meet can believe I'm as young as 32. I'm sure the beard doesn't help. It's been this way since 18 though. Never had a friend of girlfriend younger than me. I dunno what it all means but it is.


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23394692 - 06/29/16 03:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

older folks have bigger ears but hear less

if you work at it you can stay cute, but your ears will be the giveaway unless you have a good surgeon.


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: redgreenvines]
    #23394706 - 06/29/16 04:01 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Plus, you get hairs sprouting out of your ears as you age. Myself and my friends.

Those hairs must serve a purpose!!!!


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23394758 - 06/29/16 04:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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older folks have bigger ears but hear less

if you work at it you can stay cute, but your ears will be the giveaway unless you have a good surgeon.






My dad says you are exaggerating. :yesnod:


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23394768 - 06/29/16 04:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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No one I meet can believe I'm as young as 32. I'm sure the beard doesn't help. It's been this way since 18 though. Never had a friend of girlfriend younger than me. I dunno what it all means but it is.




I think it is the 40 years worth of scar tissue you accumulated in 20 years. High mileage makes one look older.

Still being a virgin has helped me to keep my rosy complexion and baby face.


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23394826 - 06/29/16 04:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Faces are overrated, I think I grow a fetching beard.  Kind eyes is where it's at.


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: CosmicJoke]
    #23394875 - 06/29/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Kind eyes is where it's at.



Yup. All the way man. I got em and I spot em.


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23395334 - 06/29/16 07:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

The housing of the soul may petrify, but my love shines forever.

This is me at 24 after 5 consecutive years of meditation near the equator. I can wait 'til 50! :sun:



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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: Khancious]
    #23395388 - 06/29/16 08:08 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

If you travel by airplane they will charge extra for those bags.


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23395414 - 06/29/16 08:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I thought carry-on luggage was free :shakefist:


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: CosmicJoke] * 1
    #23395420 - 06/29/16 08:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Faces are overrated, I think I grow a fetching beard.  Kind eyes is where it's at.






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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23398376 - 06/30/16 05:47 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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“Nature gives you the face you have at twenty. Life shapes the face you have at thirty. But at fifty you get the face you deserve.” ― Coco Chanel

True dat. Every decision you make; every frustration, anger and disappoint that you fail to let go of; every time you abuse your body, a small crack or chip occurs. It's cumulative, like the cloud.

That is why I am sexy and handsome at age 61! :cookiemonster:




Not sure exactly what you mean by "deserve".

So, let's say you eat a lot of shit, your diet is shit, but you still look good in the face.  Your guts are fucked up, you got some bad shit going on there, did you deserve to get fat or some disease like say Ulcerative Colitis or some shit like that?  Should you have not abused your body eating too much corn or worse microwave popcorn by the Costco plan?


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23398471 - 06/30/16 06:20 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Too superficial! You should see my drivers licsene. From a shit grin to pissed, confused, lost, asshurt, ect...


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: Exotica1]
    #23398674 - 06/30/16 07:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Too superficial! You should see my drivers licsene. From a shit grin to pissed, confused, lost, asshurt, ect...




Asshurt?  WTF.  Did this happen over time?


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #23398705 - 06/30/16 07:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

This reminds me of poker...when your fifty..do you get the paint(JQK) or faces that you need..Jack Queen and King?


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: BrendanFlock]
    #23400150 - 07/01/16 07:12 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

This thread is great.

OC is a very witty poster, love his style.

I'm going to start poking my head around here a lot more, seems to attract different kinds of individuals.

The pub is great and all, but sometimes I need something a little more.

I wonder what ever happened to Icelander, haven't seen him in awhile.

:cryaboutit:


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: Crixalis]
    #23400284 - 07/01/16 08:07 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

The Ice man caught himself a nasty degenerative and very painful disease. I'm not sure if we'll ever see him back again. His presence is definitely missed by many, he really was like a piece of the furniture in PS&P.

I hope he's dealing with it ok wherever he is, sending him some love.


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23400303 - 07/01/16 08:12 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Thanks for filling me in Beard

Also, one more thing

I know me and you have butt heads in the past, just know I appreciate your presence here and you are a big part of this community. I think ur a really rad, dude.

Even if your not everyones favorite! You are slowly becoming one of mine!

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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: Crixalis]
    #23400360 - 07/01/16 08:36 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Thanks man, I appreciate you saying. I don't feel like we've butted heads at all, although I do know that my strength of character can be abrasive to some. It's a LOT better than it was 10 years ago, I'll tell you that; I was one of the most aggressive people I've ever known back then. It's an ongoing life project to move more into the sphere of love and away from aggression, and it takes dedication, time and pain IMO to do so.

What hasn't changed in that whole time is my desire to foster and be a part of a strong and united team/community. That's been with me as long as I can remember. So even if I do rub you the wrong way at some point, please know that in my heart I'm always trying to do what's best for the community. But like every human, sometimes I fuck up.


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23404310 - 07/02/16 02:46 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Now that I have the face I deserve, I am going for the abs I deserve. I only have an ab at this time...


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23404894 - 07/02/16 06:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

left or right ab?

I had an abectomy before it went to far


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23405727 - 07/02/16 11:50 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
The Ice man caught himself a nasty degenerative and very painful disease. I'm not sure if we'll ever see him back again. His presence is definitely missed by many, he really was like a piece of the furniture in PS&P.

I hope he's dealing with it ok wherever he is, sending him some love.




hmmmm . . .              yeah

amen                      I like the Ice Man


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Re: "At fifty you get the face you deserve." [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23411728 - 07/04/16 08:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)



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