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What's your best tinder bio / joke line? (Serious advice)
    #23390861 - 06/28/16 11:33 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Some times I use tinder casually and so far have only actually met in real life 2 really cool chick's on it, one which we were more than just friends for a while, but I now don't really talk to either of them much anymore cus they live kind far away lol..

Im about to try it again but i never know what to write in the bio so I've always just leave it blank but I know some people don't like to see that and probably swipe me left cus of it. I know my pics are fine cus Ive matched with and chatted lots of attractive people. I want to attract the crazy chicks that are down to do crazy shit.

I know the bio has to be like 1 - 2 short sentences that demonstrates that I'm a funny smart man whos down to do crazy shit.

It must not in any way shape or form indicate that I'm creepy, lonley, or boring.

What do I write? What has been your most successful bio line?


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Re: What's your best tinder bio / joke line? (Serious advice) [Re: goop]
    #23390871 - 06/28/16 11:39 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

is your dad a chef? cause you have nice buns.

:whatyougonnado:


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Re: What's your best tinder bio / joke line? (Serious advice) [Re: goop]
    #23390873 - 06/28/16 11:39 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I only used Tinder for a brief amount of time before deleting it.

It's alright I got like 20 matches but half of them we're fake accounts and the few people I did chat with came of as weird to me. I just didn't click with anyone, I'm more in favor or meeting people irl and locking eye contact. Reading body language etc.

As to ask what to write within your bio, you have the right idea but I don't think anyone can write a 'bio pick up line' for you. Make something creative who shows who you are as a person.

Best of luck to you, lol.

:inlove:


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Re: What's your best tinder bio / joke line? (Serious advice) [Re: Crixalis]
    #23393064 - 06/29/16 04:59 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

have you seen my white horse

sit on my face

only here looking for love

shit like that


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Re: What's your best tinder bio / joke line? (Serious advice) [Re: thelanzii] * 2
    #23393130 - 06/29/16 05:58 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: What's your best tinder bio / joke line? (Serious advice) [Re: blackhawk]
    #23393445 - 06/29/16 08:51 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Hey babe are you a mosquito? Cause you look annoying as fuck


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Re: What's your best tinder bio / joke line? (Serious advice) [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23393450 - 06/29/16 08:53 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

did you fall from heaven because your face is all fucked up


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Re: What's your best tinder bio / joke line? (Serious advice) [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23393459 - 06/29/16 08:55 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Hey babe is your vagina an ice cream cone? Cause I wanna lick it like one


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Re: What's your best tinder bio / joke line? (Serious advice) [Re: goop] * 1
    #23393619 - 06/29/16 09:46 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You're asking people on a message board to write a bio for you? This is supposed to be about you... how in the world are we going to write it and have it achieve any degree of precision? I suppose this is just another indication of the shallowness of tinder and the dating / hook-up environment of our times. As long as it "sounds good" then it will work... and you just want it to work, right?

What if it was as genuine as possible? What if from right now, you went out and did and said everything as genuinely as possible, without being excessively honest?

Maybe that's the fastest route to writing a snazzy bio anyway... I think people are drawn to originality and confidence. Being genuine requires at least confidence, and originality is there it just takes some time to discover through practice.

Write something funky and funny about yourself, and don't take it too seriously. It's two sentences which you're using to grab someone's attention, it doesn't need to be such a brain buster! :peace: gl!


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Re: What's your best tinder bio / joke line? (Serious advice) [Re: Chakra Shock]
    #23393661 - 06/29/16 10:00 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Hey baby you're hot let's bang

Or

Sup, lets fuck


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Re: What's your best tinder bio / joke line? (Serious advice) [Re: plasma]
    #23393769 - 06/29/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Hey babe are you an oasis? Cause I just spent 3 days crawling through the desert and I need a respite


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Re: What's your best tinder bio / joke line? (Serious advice) [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23394021 - 06/29/16 12:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Hi babe, judging from your hair you are a girl that likes to do anal.


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