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OfflineConnoisseur

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Squatting
    #23389445 - 06/27/16 10:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Any of you guys ever squatted before?

Ive never been in a position to have to fortunately but im very interested in the idea of it and hearing peoples experiences with it.


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Re: Squatting [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23389474 - 06/27/16 11:09 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I had squatters try and stay at a property I was selling. I got the bums out by going through the courts and they still didn't leave so the cops had to manually throw them out. By that point I had sold the property and the new owners wouldn't give them their stuff. The dude freaked out and the wife turned their kids over to child services that day. My hands were clean and they had 6 months warning. I guess they thought the judge was joking and they could ride it out longer. They were clearly misinformed.

So don't do it you bum!


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Re: Squatting [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23389496 - 06/27/16 11:14 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Well according to preperationH, the success is all in the shoes :smug:


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Re: Squatting [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23389527 - 06/27/16 11:26 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

You trying to setup a shooting gallery?


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Re: Squatting [Re: Masked]
    #23389540 - 06/27/16 11:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I know someone who did he used to use a knife and cut the door frame until you could just open up a house


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Re: Squatting [Re: Konyap]
    #23389645 - 06/28/16 12:06 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

me and a few pals used to smoke a lot at an abandoned house
it was a good time

i would never have the balls to squat, if i was financially unstable i would probably live in a storage unit or a buy a pop up tent and get a gym membership at one of those 24 hour gyms so i could wash and lift and charge my phone and shit


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Re: Squatting [Re: Connoisseur] * 2
    #23389653 - 06/28/16 12:11 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Thought this was about to be squatting to shit. Its a much more natural way to shit, and totally works if you are constipated. I find it difficult to squat on certain toliets though.


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Re: Squatting [Re: danielx]
    #23389657 - 06/28/16 12:14 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Haha that reminds me when an older member, ellemyshade, made a topic trying to sell everyone on squatting over the toilet and all the benefits that go with it. 

Many people were like "wut?"  :lol:

But many people also agreed and shared their experiences. Lol


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Re: Squatting [Re: Masked] * 1
    #23389663 - 06/28/16 12:20 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

i think that thread turned me on to the idea :rofl2:


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Re: Squatting [Re: danielx]
    #23389668 - 06/28/16 12:21 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Squatting [Re: Masked]
    #23389670 - 06/28/16 12:22 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

i miss moth, wonder what happened to her


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Re: Squatting [Re: danielx]
    #23389722 - 06/28/16 12:56 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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danielx said:
i miss moth, wonder what happened to her



She assimilated into a Hawaiian hippie commune.


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Re: Squatting [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #23389741 - 06/28/16 01:12 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I've heard about courts not being able to kick squatters out but I don't understand how that even works. If It is your property you can make anyone leave or is because the bank owns it from people renting or leasing?

Either way if it happened to me I'd hire some people to go ruff em up. Easy as that. Or do it myself. Curb stomp..


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Re: Squatting [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #23389759 - 06/28/16 01:22 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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danielx said:
i miss moth, wonder what happened to her



She assimilated into a Hawaiian hippie commune.




Last I heard she was moving with her family back to the states.  She was trying to decide where they should go.  Not to sure where she ended up.  If my memory serves me correct she was choosing between Washington, Oregon or Idaho.  Don't quote me on that tho. She posted not to long ago in the ladies forum (chicksgrowtoo thread about pregnancy weight)


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Re: Squatting [Re: Masked]
    #23390016 - 06/28/16 05:20 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I was only invited to live at peeps who squatted :smile:


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Re: Squatting [Re: Gorlax]
    #23390034 - 06/28/16 05:38 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I've heard about courts not being able to kick squatters out but I don't understand how that even works. If It is your property you can make anyone leave or is because the bank owns it from people renting or leasing?

Either way if it happened to me I'd hire some people to go ruff em up. Easy as that. Or do it myself. Curb stomp..



Most states have laws that actually protect squatters. You have to give them a 30 day notice with a lawyer involved to start to count down clock which is at least 90 days. If the squatters don't leave after the 30 day period, then you have to sue them for removal. If you own the property and there are no legal documents allowing them to stay, then it's pretty cut and dry. It just takes that long to go through the courts and get a hearing, then a judgment against them. If they are not out by the judge's given date, then the cops can be called in for immediate removal and drama.
Any sort of threat or out of line removal tactic can result in you the property owner breaking tenant/squatter laws and serving jail time. It's a lawyer's world.


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Re: Squatting [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #23390189 - 06/28/16 07:17 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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passifloracaerulea said:
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Gorlax said:
I've heard about courts not being able to kick squatters out but I don't understand how that even works. If It is your property you can make anyone leave or is because the bank owns it from people renting or leasing?

Either way if it happened to me I'd hire some people to go ruff em up. Easy as that. Or do it myself. Curb stomp..



Most states have laws that actually protect squatters. You have to give them a 30 day notice with a lawyer involved to start to count down clock which is at least 90 days. If the squatters don't leave after the 30 day period, then you have to sue them for removal. If you own the property and there are no legal documents allowing them to stay, then it's pretty cut and dry. It just takes that long to go through the courts and get a hearing, then a judgment against them. If they are not out by the judge's given date, then the cops can be called in for immediate removal and drama.
Any sort of threat or out of line removal tactic can result in you the property owner breaking tenant/squatter laws and serving jail time. It's a lawyer's world.



So the people squatting in your house didn't get into any legal trouble at all for doing so?

That's pretty nuts.


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Re: Squatting [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23390199 - 06/28/16 07:22 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Squatters have no respect for other people's property. Therefore if you face an angry home owner or legal charges I have no sympathy for you. When I was younger I had family members who had rental property on the other side of town. Someone broke in and ripped the cabinet doors off the cabinets, ripped off the blinds, broke the back door, and made the kitchen/living room area a mess. Stay at home, get a job, work just like the rest of us, move out when you have money saved up. Good luck.


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Re: Squatting [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #23390301 - 06/28/16 07:55 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Connoisseur, I have squatted throughout the foreclosed homes of our hometown, longisland.

It was quite some time ago I was 19 or 20 going through a rough time with no place to live. I had a job and a car at the time which made things alot easier. Lasted for about two months or so until I could dig myself out of the whole. Rough times man. Everyone is out for themselves in newyork. Dog eat dog.
I stayed in middleisland, coram, rockypoint, ridge, lake panamoka, by the smith haven mall. I think longisland has the highest foreclosed home rate in america.

Anyways, glad that period of my life is over. Scary shit. I saw an article that someone got stabbed to death last week in the home Depot parking lot in coram...drug addict stomping grounds right there.


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Re: Squatting [Re: Easyriding123]
    #23390304 - 06/28/16 07:56 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Dude long island is so fucking toxic oh my god


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Re: Squatting [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23390318 - 06/28/16 08:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You ain't kidding. I love when I tell people I'm from longisland and they think I had a privileged childhood....like yo...shit is pretty raw out there and this is coming from someone who's lived in houston, stlouis, and chicago.


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Re: Squatting [Re: Easyriding123]
    #23390327 - 06/28/16 08:05 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Long island has more people put in looney bins than anywhere else in the history of the US.

The whole population is a giant government experiment.


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Re: Squatting [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23390351 - 06/28/16 08:14 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Shirley, mastic, bellport, coram, wyndanch, even Riverhead these days...shitty ass places to be. I drove into longisland last year from saintlouis and as I was driving down route 25 I saw a bunch of prostitutes trying to pick people up...getting pretty ballsy that wasn't really going on when I was there especially on middle country road...


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Re: Squatting [Re: Easyriding123]
    #23390380 - 06/28/16 08:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Squatting [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23390503 - 06/28/16 09:17 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

C-Squat turned out to be successful still don't know what their argument in court was for them being allowed to stay though, they own it now though.  They bought the building for a $1 and got loans through HUD to fix up the place, most the work they will try to do themselves apparently.


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Re: Squatting [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23390911 - 06/28/16 11:58 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I squat all the time. Like every other workout involves some solid weighted squats .

It's one of the absolute best exercises :thumbup:

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Re: Squatting [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23391386 - 06/28/16 03:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

long island is the 2nd most expensive place in the nation
people here are really nasty in general it should be no surprise that there are like 50billion prostitutes on backpage
you know I had a job making three dollars more then min wage, 5 dollars more then what I was making 2 years earlier and it still would have cost me 2 weeks pay for a fucking room?
then they have the nerve to raise it to 15$
what the fuck is that going to do when I couldn't even make it on 12? I'm now going to be paid 18 dollars an hour?
bull fucking shit so I quit my job, I could work part time and get 15 dollars an hour in six years they're so fucking stupid...


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Re: Squatting [Re: Konyap]
    #23419400 - 07/07/16 07:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

The prices in NY are fucking insanity, I cant wait to just get the fuck out of here


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Re: Squatting [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23419512 - 07/07/16 08:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

yeah I would have been out of here way way long ago
if not for my pets, now in 2016 I can't go anywhere it feels like I own too many possesions
in 2012 I would have grabbed my clothes and my keys and been out


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