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Understanding the Aussie language. 6
#23386317 - 06/27/16 01:25 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you're heading to the land down under for a Holliday and you're stressing out because you don't know how to speak Australian, worry no more, I have you covered. Now, let's start with the basics. Cunt means mate. Mate means any individual who isn't yourself. Cone means bowl o' weed through a bong. Bong means a plastic Gatorade bottle with a hose stem and $2 cone/bowl from tobacconist. 'Ya mad cunt' means 'you're incredible' Ksss'gettem' is when you are skitzing your dog on old bud who hopped your back fence. 'Shrimp' means get the fuck outta here we don't have shrimp, we call them prawns. 'Aw fuck yeah' common term for an excited individual. Carto/tinnies/cans/stubbies - a carton of beer. Session - a bowl of weed smoked through a bong with 2 or more mad cunts. Ute - pussy magnet, or also known as a utility cab car. (Pickup truck) Durry - a ciggie. Aka a cigarette. Doory - sex (example, doory for a durry bra?) Slurry - a slut Bird - a female. Sheila - another term for female. Me - this means 'my'. Fuck mate, I dropped me durry! Fair dinkcome - I don't know any Aussie who says that Crickey - another unused stereotypical term. Banger - a saugsage Barby - a bbq Cozzie - swimsuit. Servo - fuel station Pissup - party Dunny - toilet
--- Billy = Bong Arvo = Good afternoon to you Stoked = Happy Blue = Fighting term, "wanna blue then?" "they bluein?" Piss = Beer Deadset = truth, "you deadset mate?" = "you telling the truth mate?" not in an interrogating way Maccas = Mcdonalds Pigs ass = I disagree Sook = Cry baby, "you fucking sookin are ya mate?" "having a sook then?" ---
I'll add to this dictionary as I remember more. Add some if you wish.
Every cunts name usually ends in a 'zza', example, Sharon = Shazza. Barry = bazza. There are variations to this rule, such as adding a 'so' to the name of the individual, example, Locky would be Lockso bra.
There ya go mate, you might survive a night in Straya, try not to get banged by a kangaroo or run over an emu in your ute, ya might get a dent in the bonnet from the neck and beak coming back as you run the bastard over.
Complete the most Aussie sentence to win my love,
Edited by Locky (06/27/16 07:05 AM)
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Re: Understanding the Aussie language. [Re: Locky]
#23386658 - 06/27/16 05:49 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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so by that logic, does that mean that cunt is any individual but yourself?
Looks like I can't get in trouble cuz I'm a fuckin aussie
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Edited by blackhawk (06/27/16 05:54 AM)
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Re: Understanding the Aussie language. [Re: Locky]
#23386669 - 06/27/16 06:00 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Locky said: There ya go mate, you might survive a night in Straya, try not to get banged by a kangaroo or run over an emu in your ute, ya might get a dent in the bonnet from the neck and beak coming back as you run the bastard over.
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Re: Understanding the Aussie language. [Re: NobodyYouKnow]
#23386690 - 06/27/16 06:13 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Too easy, maté!
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Re: Understanding the Aussie language. [Re: LobsterSauce] 1
#23386762 - 06/27/16 06:55 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Here's a few you might hear often enough
Billy = Bong Arvo = Good afternoon to you Stoked = Happy Blue = Fighting term, "wanna blue then?" "they bluein?" Piss = Beer Deadset = truth, "you deadset mate?" = "you telling the truth mate?" not in an interrogating way Maccas = Mcdonalds Pigs ass = I disagree Sook = Cry baby, "you fucking sookin are ya mate?" "having a sook then?"
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Edited by scragins (06/27/16 06:59 AM)
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Re: Understanding the Aussie language. [Re: Locky] 1
#23386763 - 06/27/16 06:55 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Locky said:
Cunt means mate.
I called one of your Countrymen that joined up to this site a cunt and got reported and banned.
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Re: Understanding the Aussie language. [Re: Apostle]
#23386777 - 06/27/16 07:01 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Apostle said:
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Locky said:
Cunt means mate.
I called one of your Countrymen that joined up to this site a cunt and got reported and banned.
Hahaha, yea depends where they were born. A lot of the city kids these days are up themselves quite a bit. Say g'day to them in the street and they look at you like you're a total fuckwit.
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Re: Understanding the Aussie language. [Re: scragins]
#23386783 - 06/27/16 07:03 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Apostle said:
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Locky said:
Cunt means mate.
I called one of your Countrymen that joined up to this site a cunt and got reported and banned.
Obviously a foreigner. In saying that, you have to put in in a sentence which compliments the Aussie, such as 'you're a mad cunt, good work mate.' Not 'fuck off ye stickin' CUNT' Catching the drift?
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scragins said: Here's a few you might hear often enough
Billy = Bong Arvo = Good afternoon to you Stoked = Happy Blue = Fighting term, "wanna blue then?" "they bluein?" Piss = Beer Deadset = truth, "you deadset mate?" = "you telling the truth mate?" not in an interrogating way Maccas = Mcdonalds Pigs ass = I disagree Sook = Cry baby, "you fucking sookin are ya mate?" "having a sook then?"
Now you're a true blue Aussie. Oi oi oi. You just won yourself a scooner or two my shout. VB or tooheys?
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Re: Understanding the Aussie language. [Re: Locky]
#23386786 - 06/27/16 07:05 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Locky said: VB or tooheys?
Carlton draught
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Re: Understanding the Aussie language. [Re: Locky]
#23386793 - 06/27/16 07:08 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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i just said something like "sup cunt! welcome aboard."
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Re: Understanding the Aussie language. [Re: Apostle]
#23388018 - 06/27/16 03:07 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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HOLY BADDER MEINHOFF BATMAN!!!
I was browsing through the front page of reddit and read a thread about safely killing wasp nests. One of the comments said one way to do it was to "tie a rag to a long pole then light the rag and touch it to the nest, but you should do it from the back of a ute, to do it sacely so you can drive away fast".
I stopped and re-read the word ute as it totally confused me to no end what they may be meaning. And today i read about it here. I womder where I'll hear it next in the next 9 or so hours.
Badder meinhoff phenomenon: when you hear a new word you will hear it at least three times within the first 24 hours of learning it.
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Post a pic of your ute!
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