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YaMoonSun
The Double Standard


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Man..
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You ever been yelled at by a crackhead? This old fucking doper yelled at me for like an hour because I contradicted him about the species of a walnut tree. Thought he was going to hit me a few times honestly. "I've been collecting these nuts since before you were born!" he exclaims "Don't you try to tell me nothing." Says the same guy who rants about reptilian alien species who have hitler's brain in a jar on the dark side of the moon. I really need a good smoke.
For those of you who didn't know.
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Repertoire89
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Well, winding up addicted to crack suggests a general lack of intelligence.
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Jokeshopbeard
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This whole thread. LOLOLOL.
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nice1returns
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No not really, I don't argue with nutter crack heads about species of walnut that often
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Patlal
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Quote:
Repertoire89 said: Well, winding up addicted to crack suggests a general lack of intelligence.
I knew a medical doctor that got addicted to crack because he was drunk at a party once and a pipe was going around and he thought it was gonna be weed in it. I met the guy at rehab. He was there under some medical leave of his residency or something for substance abuse. It fucked his life up.
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Sun King



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Re: Man.. [Re: Patlal] 1
#23384327 - 06/26/16 02:32 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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Repertoire89 said: Well, winding up addicted to crack suggests a general lack of intelligence.
I knew a medical doctor that got addicted to crack because he was drunk at a party once and a pipe was going around and he thought it was gonna be weed in it. I met the guy at rehab. He was there under some medical leave of his residency or something for substance abuse. It fucked his life up.
What were you doing at rehab?
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Sun King said:
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Patlal said:
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Repertoire89 said: Well, winding up addicted to crack suggests a general lack of intelligence.
I knew a medical doctor that got addicted to crack because he was drunk at a party once and a pipe was going around and he thought it was gonna be weed in it. I met the guy at rehab. He was there under some medical leave of his residency or something for substance abuse. It fucked his life up.
What were you doing at rehab?
God damn alcohol.
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Jokeshopbeard
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nice1returns said: No not really, I don't argue with nutter crack heads about species of walnut that often
AHAHHAHAAHA! I'm barely able to hold myself together to type this response.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Jokeshopbeard
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I just sat down in front of my computer and saw that and fell apart laughing again.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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YaMoonSun
The Double Standard


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Ever hear about the guy who went to prison for murdering his friend over an arguement about how tall James brown was? It felt like that, irl.
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passifloracaerulea



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Black walnuts ARE the best nut EVER! They take a sledge hammer or car to get into though and the pieces are always small.
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YaMoonSun
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Cashews.
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demiu5
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YaMoonSun said: Cashews.
not a nut. legume
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passifloracaerulea



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Re: Man.. [Re: demiu5]
#23384400 - 06/26/16 03:07 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Until you've tried black walnuts you have no idea whatsoever. English walnuts are totally different. Black walnuts are creamy and sweet. It's a toss up between black walnut and macadamia.
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Acaterpillar
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Dang, now I gotta try black walnuts. Never argued with a crackhead before. I'll just nod my head and smile if they're trying to bicker over something. Be safe out there OP, crackheads are passionate about their nuts.
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passifloracaerulea



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I do agree about the crackheads though. Absolutely don't argue. They'll run you in circles for hours until you're so frustrated someone has to die, especially when talking about their favorite nuts!
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Re: Man.. [Re: demiu5]
#23384726 - 06/26/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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YaMoonSun said: Cashews.
not a nut. legume
Party pooper
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passifloracaerulea



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Cashews are not legumes, peanuts are jeesh! The cashew grows on the outside of the fruit which is also edible. It's technically a drupe, but considered a nut worldwide. Definitely nothing even remotely close to a legume.
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I'm never going to be able to look my cashews in the face ever again
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YaMoonSun
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Re: Man.. [Re: demiu5]
#23384891 - 06/26/16 05:56 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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demiu5 said:
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YaMoonSun said: Cashews.
not a nut. legume
Knew that was coming
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demiu5
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passifloracaerulea said: Cashews are not legumes, peanuts are jeesh! The cashew grows on the outside of the fruit which is also edible. It's technically a drupe, but considered a nut worldwide. Definitely nothing even remotely close to a legume.
i stand corrected. thank you
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YaMoonSun said: You ever been yelled at by a crackhead? This old fucking doper yelled at me for like an hour because I contradicted him about the species of a walnut tree.
Last time I beefed with a homeless crackhead I totally schooled him in a walnut tree species debate
I mean I just obliterated him
To be fair though I don't think he even knew there was such thing as a walnut tree...he just kept repeating, "trees are trees, man..."
smh
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psi
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passifloracaerulea said: Cashews are not legumes, peanuts are jeesh! The cashew grows on the outside of the fruit which is also edible. It's technically a drupe, but considered a nut worldwide. Definitely nothing even remotely close to a legume.
Yeah cashews are related to things like sumac and poison ivy, not legumes.
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passifloracaerulea



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Re: Man.. [Re: demiu5]
#23385680 - 06/26/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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demiu5 said:
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passifloracaerulea said: Cashews are not legumes, peanuts are jeesh! The cashew grows on the outside of the fruit which is also edible. It's technically a drupe, but considered a nut worldwide. Definitely nothing even remotely close to a legume.
i stand corrected. thank you
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Dr.Wongburger
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Why did you argue with a crack head for a hour? What were you doing? Waiting on somebody to show up and the crack head happen to be out side the store or location you were at?
If you had no reason, you had nothing else to do? Was it a day off?
I have never heard of such a thing. lol.
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Repertoire89
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Dr.Wongburger said: Why did you argue with a crack head for a hour? What were you doing? Waiting on somebody to show up and the crack head happen to be out side the store or location you were at?
If you had no reason, you had nothing else to do? Was it a day off?
I have never heard of such a thing. lol.
That argument probably consisted of the crackhead following him around spouting crackspeak. People on crack/coke/meth seem to be incapable of shutting up.
On another note, this thread reminds me of a run-in with a methhead. Its 5am and I'm on the bus heading home from work. Said methhead starts yabbering on to some random lady, she tries to ignore him. One line stands out "I sharpen my teeth like razor blades" That's the story
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Dr.Wongburger
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ohhh man... crazy ppl in the world...
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thelanzii

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crack does the brain good
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