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morrowasted
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: morrowasted] 2
#23375293 - 06/23/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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this is what it looks like when a psychopath pretends to be emotional
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: morrowasted] 2
#23375687 - 06/24/16 12:00 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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Some weird/funny, best is last @ 3:50
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: tyrannicalrex] 4
#23375909 - 06/24/16 02:25 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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Asante
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#23375948 - 06/24/16 02:46 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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That history of Japan was
-------------------- Omnicyclion.org higher knowledge starts here
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Jbar1288
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Asante] 7
#23376753 - 06/24/16 09:24 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tantrika
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: memes] 16
#23376825 - 06/24/16 09:51 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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Edited by Tantrika (06/24/16 10:04 AM)
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Tantrika] 2
#23382059 - 06/25/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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drege
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#23382644 - 06/26/16 12:26 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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Not amused/
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CookieCrumbs
Fucked off to the pub


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#23383928 - 06/26/16 12:00 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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CookieCrumbs
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#23383955 - 06/26/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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drege
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: CookieCrumbs] 3
#23384110 - 06/26/16 01:06 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: drege] 1
#23392473 - 06/28/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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drege
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: drege]
#23392854 - 06/29/16 01:34 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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EDIT: A girl consents to do pr0n yet reconsiders during the session and feels bad about it.
Not but not really a funny either.
Edited by Asante (06/29/16 04:36 AM)
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Chemical Addiction



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: drege]
#23393128 - 06/29/16 05:57 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ah come on Asante, was it really so offensive it had to be removed? What is this Nazi Germany?
-------------------- Vegetation has crawled for miles towards the cities. It is waiting. Once the city is dead, the vegetation will cover it, will climb over the stones, grip them, search them, make them burst with its long black pincers; it will blind the holes and let its green paws hang over everything. —Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea
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drege
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I agree it is borderline, if I were in her shoes I'd have walked. If I was in his shoes I'd have told her to GTFO They are both annoying, but she thinks she's entitled to full pay for 1/10th the job. THAT'S THE FUNNY.
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Alan Rockefeller
Mycologist

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: drege] 14
#23408561 - 07/03/16 09:38 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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woaronun
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: woaronun] 1
#23411343 - 07/04/16 06:15 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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http://clashdaily.com/2016/07/dear-hipster-christians-can-christian-liberal-not/
Can a Christian be a liberal? Short answer: no. There is no way a Christian can buy into progressive/big government ideology and be faithful to the bigger-than-Dallas teachings of Scripture and expect to continue enjoying his hard-won religious liberties.
For the “Christian” to lean politically to the left means that he must blow off huge chunks of the Bible and replace Scripture with the make-believe notions of PC’s malleable “Christ.” Only after torturing Scripture can the Christian then fit current liberalism into his supposed relationship with God.
For the Christian who believes that unfeigned faith in Christ should correspond with Jesus’ high view of Scripture, it is impossible to believe in God and be an adherent to this schlock.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: tyrannicalrex] 10
#23411356 - 07/04/16 06:21 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23411357 - 07/04/16 06:21 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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This guy, the title alone cracks me up, lol! http://clashdaily.com/2016/05/pussification-comparison-school-1957-v-2016-bomb/
HIGH SCHOOL 1957 vs 2016
Scenario 1: Jack goes duck hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack.
1957 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2016 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario 2: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2016 – Police called and SWAT team arrives — they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled – even though Johnny started it.
Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be in class, he disrupts other students.
1957 – Jeffrey sent to the Principal’s office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2016 – Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping.
1957 – Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
2016 – Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy’s sister that she remembers being spankedherself and their dad goes to prison. Billy’s mom has an affair with the psychologist.
Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 – Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking veranda.
2016 – The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario 6:
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 – Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2016 – Pedro’s cause is taken up by a radical group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files a class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro’s English teacher. English is then banned from the basic curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed..
1957 – Ants die.
2016 – ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents – and all siblings are removed from their home. All computers are confiscated. Johnny’s dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee . He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2016 – Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
Life is tough; it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.
—John Wayne (John Wayne, a known racist by his own admission)
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