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    #23383174 - 06/26/16 07:21 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I get sick and tired if shaking and tapping spore syringes:mad2:
So i thought what does everyone have in common that grows shrooms?

Thats right!
Vibrators!

So i took my vibrator

I taped the syringe to it and slowly raised it to high... :shakeface:
It dispersed them very nicely...

Dont know if anyone has thought of this before?
Surely someone has most likely....
I really dont see any downside to it. Beats shaking the shit outta clumps.:shrug:


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: billy jowl]
    #23383178 - 06/26/16 07:23 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

:lolsy:

:mindblown:


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: mupetmower]
    #23383182 - 06/26/16 07:25 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

what about the people who only use dildos cause they can't afford vibrators?


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: blindingleaf]
    #23383189 - 06/26/16 07:30 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I like to tape my spore syringe to my penis, so when I masterbate I could loosen up my spores at the same time


Edited by candela (06/26/16 07:33 AM)


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: candela]
    #23383202 - 06/26/16 07:37 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Some put their spore syringes on subwoofers to break the clumps. One good way to not be annoyed by spore syringes is to use prints instead, it's what I do.


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: blindingleaf]
    #23383204 - 06/26/16 07:38 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

HAHAHA... Awesome! I love how this tek is a piece of tape. Kinda reminda me of The Martian where "sciencing the shit out of this" is going to get a battery.


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: blindingleaf]
    #23383210 - 06/26/16 07:42 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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blindingleaf said:
what about the people who only use dildos cause they can't afford vibrators?



Modify your frigg'n jig saw...
Haven't you ever seen Japanese porn.
And dont say you dont have a jigsaw....

Hell i bet its already modified for your cheap dildo already.
You aint fool'n nobody...
This shits revolutionary
Quit hate'n on my tek!
:nohellno:


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: billy jowl]
    #23383214 - 06/26/16 07:43 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I would be disturbed if I found out any of my male friends kept dildos.


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: Supalemonhaze]
    #23383218 - 06/26/16 07:46 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I assume you know they definitely dont grow then.
Also vibrators not dildos... That'd be weird.


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: pmcast]
    #23383221 - 06/26/16 07:49 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

This will be a legendary thread! Haha
  :hahathatsfunny:


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: Supalemonhaze]
    #23383222 - 06/26/16 07:49 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

i ain't hatin slim!

you do you, and do it up 100%.  life is to short to do anything else


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: blindingleaf]
    #23383231 - 06/26/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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i ain't hatin slim!

you do you, and do it up 100%.  life is to short to do anything else



Goddamned straight!
My nigga..:nodofunderstanding:


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: billy jowl]
    #23383234 - 06/26/16 07:55 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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billy jowl said:
I assume you know they definitely dont grow then.
Also vibrators not dildos... That'd be weird.




What doesn't grow? :lol:

I think I would be equally disturbed to see a friend with a vibrator. ISn't a vibrator basically a dildo... that vibrates?


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: Supalemonhaze]
    #23383249 - 06/26/16 08:01 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Supalemonhaze said:
Quote:

billy jowl said:
I assume you know they definitely dont grow then.
Also vibrators not dildos... That'd be weird.




What doesn't grow? :lol:

I think I would be equally disturbed to see a friend with a vibrator. ISn't a vibrator basically a dildo... that vibrates?



I hate to be the one that breaks this to you., but you're all alone on this one.
Stick around keep growing...
Then one day it'll hit you all at once...
You NEED a goshdarn vibrator.
You think im joking?

I give you 6mo. You'll be on amazon looking for that perfect one.
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Re: vibrator tek [Re: billy jowl]
    #23383259 - 06/26/16 08:04 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Never needed one so far, doubt I will in the future :shrug:


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: Supalemonhaze]
    #23383288 - 06/26/16 08:20 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I hate spore syringes too. This idea came to me with a penis envy syringe...

Coincidence?
I think not...

Maybe you will be that one guy on here who never gets one.
But you shouldn't hate on your friends if they have a vibrator. C'mon man who cares.
To each their own.
This is getting off topic, from my ground breaking tek.

Which I'd reckon is on par with the sgfc RR tek.
Please dont derail it with your homophobia.
No disrespect.:tinfoil:


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: billy jowl]
    #23383297 - 06/26/16 08:27 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I wouldn't hate them, I would just be disturbed. Much different. I would still be their friend but maybe try not to bend over in front of them :rofl:

Edit:

Although I imagine someone would keep something like a vibrator to himself, I don't think they are too popular among males around these parts.


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: Supalemonhaze]
    #23383323 - 06/26/16 08:37 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I bet you would without hesitating, if say, he offered you a tub packed with P.E.?
Then youd be like:shiiiiit: let me see your vibrator again.
Its ok man..
I aint gonna be that guy who would say told you so..

If that were to happen.:badslave:


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: Supalemonhaze]
    #23383330 - 06/26/16 08:41 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Supalemonhaze said:


Although I imagine someone would keep something like a vibrator to himself, I don't think they are too popular among males around these parts.



Where are "these parts"?
Saudia Arabia or something?


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: billy jowl]
    #23383354 - 06/26/16 08:58 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Things are still weird in the mush cult lol.


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: billy jowl]
    #23383363 - 06/26/16 09:03 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

billy jowl said:
I bet you would without hesitating, if say, he offered you a tub packed with P.E.?
Then youd be like:shiiiiit: let me see your vibrator again.
Its ok man..
I aint gonna be that guy who would say told you so..

If that were to happen.:badslave:




I'm guessing I'm pretty safe from that happening. None of my friends grow, and they don't keep vibrators either, too my knowledge at least.

I live in europe by the way. Don't know what's wrong with someone living in saudi arabia either :shrug:.

MAybe I'm just queezy about such a thing because I feel that males should be poking others, rather than being poked/poking themselves. Not homophobic at all, I know gay people and I am related to a gay guy but being of straight sexual orientation myself, I don't see why I would ever wish for a dildo/vibrator.

Point is, I'm pretty certain I will be the one in position for " I told you so's".


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: Supalemonhaze]
    #23383407 - 06/26/16 09:22 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

No Saudia is just fine. Getting stoned death for sexual orientation... Yeah nothing wrong over there.
Lol.
Women treated as property. Yeah.. Totally cool its culture after all.

With views like this and you'll be the one say'n told you so's....
:canthelpbutlaugh:

Dude your taking stuff a tad serious here.

Now back to my tek.


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: billy jowl]
    #23383566 - 06/26/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Not really the people's fault that their policy makers are fascists. That's like saying everyone in the US is fat or everyone in holland is a stoner. I'm sure there are plenty of Saudi's that don't treat their women as objects and couldn't care less about someone else's sexual orientation.

I'm only engaging in a conversation because this is not really a tek. I didn't know it meant so much to you, my bad. People have been using subwoofers to break clumps for years now, nothing ingenius about this really but whatever floats your boat :cookiemonster:


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: Supalemonhaze]
    #23383630 - 06/26/16 10:46 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

This goes quite well with the 'adding a drop of lube to the syringe to limit clumping' Tek


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: Snazz]
    #23383706 - 06/26/16 11:06 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

oh, no! is that real?


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: Snazz]
    #23383710 - 06/26/16 11:06 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

:lolsy:

:splooge: in your bulk while you're at it.


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: Supalemonhaze]
    #23383729 - 06/26/16 11:13 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Supalemonhaze said:
People have been using subwoofers to break clumps for years now



and here is a 13 year old thread about using vibrators.

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/598913
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bluepoo said:
here is how i shake spore seringes just thought you might want to know
<br>get a big vibrater i use the ones for masage your back but a big dilldo will do
<br>any way selotape your seringe to it turn on for 3 minutes maybe longer  on a dilldo and you get one well ditribuated seringe 




I pull out the plunger and put a stainless steel screw/nut/ball bearing into the syringe body. So it's like an agitator in a aerosol can, breaks spores well but water can come out if shook a lot. I have caps I can put on to seal it, or bits of rubber I can stick the needle into to plug it.

PF was rumoured to have put weak agar solutions in his commercial syringes to keep spores suspended a bit, no nutrients of course.


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: blackout]
    #23383773 - 06/26/16 11:22 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Man, I'm so glad I use agar whenever I see these type of problems. Spore solutions are a goddamn PITA.


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: Supalemonhaze]
    #23384009 - 06/26/16 12:21 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Thats what im saying. I had a pe syringe i put to agar. There was a clump that wouldnt break up, and i had the bright idea of using a vibrator. Well it did break it up.

I figured someone had surely done it before. Anyways this thread really went on a tangent.

I was completely just fucking around about the vibrators and couldn't stop.:rofl:
Im not even gay or into that, honestly.

Or am I?:wellthatsweird:


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: billy jowl]
    #23384524 - 06/26/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Where can I find a vibrator large enough to shake up my grain jars?


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: magicMerlin]
    #23384566 - 06/26/16 04:20 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

This thread is awesome...


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: lotzbetter]
    #23384570 - 06/26/16 04:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I use my Studio monitor speakers,play the song chief keef - love sosa and let that 50 hertz do the job hahahaha


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: ClintMassey]
    #23384588 - 06/26/16 04:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

here is the link u can put them on you speaker membrane and let this stuff bang the crap out of them,sound waves travel trough air,liquids,walls and everything,the lower the frequency of the sound the greater power of the sound,50 herts sub will shake the shit out of your windows and door and might even brake glass,it all depends on the power of the amps and the speakers itself


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: billy jowl]
    #23384696 - 06/26/16 05:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

billy jowl said:
Getting stoned death




:bongload:


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: Inocuole]
    #23386142 - 06/26/16 11:41 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Wake up gotta get home!!  :drunkdriver:


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: jbaby007]
    #23386178 - 06/26/16 11:58 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

jbaby007 said:
Things are still weird in the mush cult lol.




But it's good to see ya :wave:

Good thread here. . .

:casket: :splooge:


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: Pastywhyte]
    #23386741 - 06/27/16 06:39 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

wow, luckily i have heaps of vibrators, i got them for like 1-20 cents for multi-packs on ebay auctions, among many other things i mass bid on where the listings were misspelled and normally closed with no bids at a starting price way less than its worth.

using a small module like for phones, or large ones for game controller rumble packs and etc you can easily make a clean little thing. I used them a while ago on a hand piece for pouring my pigments into the ziplock bags because its so light it sticks to the funnel sides and anything you click airborne wont ever drop down again. turn on the 3v vibrator off a coin cell pack with a little pressure switch, sweet.

Im going to test one of the small vibrator buttons against a larger ones and see if it loosens the spores up, as well as breaking them up and dispersing them well.


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