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Invisiblebilly jowl
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    #23383174 - 06/26/16 07:21 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I get sick and tired if shaking and tapping spore syringes:mad2:
So i thought what does everyone have in common that grows shrooms?

Thats right!
Vibrators!

So i took my vibrator

I taped the syringe to it and slowly raised it to high... :shakeface:
It dispersed them very nicely...

Dont know if anyone has thought of this before?
Surely someone has most likely....
I really dont see any downside to it. Beats shaking the shit outta clumps.:shrug:


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: billy jowl]
    #23383178 - 06/26/16 07:23 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

:lolsy:

:mindblown:


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: mupetmower]
    #23383182 - 06/26/16 07:25 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

what about the people who only use dildos cause they can't afford vibrators?


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: blindingleaf]
    #23383189 - 06/26/16 07:30 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I like to tape my spore syringe to my penis, so when I masterbate I could loosen up my spores at the same time


Edited by candela (06/26/16 07:33 AM)


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: candela]
    #23383202 - 06/26/16 07:37 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Some put their spore syringes on subwoofers to break the clumps. One good way to not be annoyed by spore syringes is to use prints instead, it's what I do.


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: blindingleaf]
    #23383204 - 06/26/16 07:38 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

HAHAHA... Awesome! I love how this tek is a piece of tape. Kinda reminda me of The Martian where "sciencing the shit out of this" is going to get a battery.


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: blindingleaf]
    #23383210 - 06/26/16 07:42 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

blindingleaf said:
what about the people who only use dildos cause they can't afford vibrators?



Modify your frigg'n jig saw...
Haven't you ever seen Japanese porn.
And dont say you dont have a jigsaw....

Hell i bet its already modified for your cheap dildo already.
You aint fool'n nobody...
This shits revolutionary
Quit hate'n on my tek!
:nohellno:


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: billy jowl]
    #23383214 - 06/26/16 07:43 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I would be disturbed if I found out any of my male friends kept dildos.


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: Supalemonhaze]
    #23383218 - 06/26/16 07:46 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I assume you know they definitely dont grow then.
Also vibrators not dildos... That'd be weird.


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: pmcast]
    #23383221 - 06/26/16 07:49 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

This will be a legendary thread! Haha
  :hahathatsfunny:


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: Supalemonhaze]
    #23383222 - 06/26/16 07:49 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

i ain't hatin slim!

you do you, and do it up 100%.  life is to short to do anything else


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: blindingleaf]
    #23383231 - 06/26/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

blindingleaf said:
i ain't hatin slim!

you do you, and do it up 100%.  life is to short to do anything else



Goddamned straight!
My nigga..:nodofunderstanding:


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InvisibleSupalemonhaze
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Re: vibrator tek [Re: billy jowl]
    #23383234 - 06/26/16 07:55 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

billy jowl said:
I assume you know they definitely dont grow then.
Also vibrators not dildos... That'd be weird.




What doesn't grow? :lol:

I think I would be equally disturbed to see a friend with a vibrator. ISn't a vibrator basically a dildo... that vibrates?


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: Supalemonhaze]
    #23383249 - 06/26/16 08:01 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Supalemonhaze said:
Quote:

billy jowl said:
I assume you know they definitely dont grow then.
Also vibrators not dildos... That'd be weird.




What doesn't grow? :lol:

I think I would be equally disturbed to see a friend with a vibrator. ISn't a vibrator basically a dildo... that vibrates?



I hate to be the one that breaks this to you., but you're all alone on this one.
Stick around keep growing...
Then one day it'll hit you all at once...
You NEED a goshdarn vibrator.
You think im joking?

I give you 6mo. You'll be on amazon looking for that perfect one.
:freud:


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: billy jowl]
    #23383259 - 06/26/16 08:04 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Never needed one so far, doubt I will in the future :shrug:


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: Supalemonhaze]
    #23383288 - 06/26/16 08:20 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I hate spore syringes too. This idea came to me with a penis envy syringe...

Coincidence?
I think not...

Maybe you will be that one guy on here who never gets one.
But you shouldn't hate on your friends if they have a vibrator. C'mon man who cares.
To each their own.
This is getting off topic, from my ground breaking tek.

Which I'd reckon is on par with the sgfc RR tek.
Please dont derail it with your homophobia.
No disrespect.:tinfoil:


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: billy jowl]
    #23383297 - 06/26/16 08:27 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I wouldn't hate them, I would just be disturbed. Much different. I would still be their friend but maybe try not to bend over in front of them :rofl:

Edit:

Although I imagine someone would keep something like a vibrator to himself, I don't think they are too popular among males around these parts.


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: Supalemonhaze]
    #23383323 - 06/26/16 08:37 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I bet you would without hesitating, if say, he offered you a tub packed with P.E.?
Then youd be like:shiiiiit: let me see your vibrator again.
Its ok man..
I aint gonna be that guy who would say told you so..

If that were to happen.:badslave:


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: Supalemonhaze]
    #23383330 - 06/26/16 08:41 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Supalemonhaze said:


Although I imagine someone would keep something like a vibrator to himself, I don't think they are too popular among males around these parts.



Where are "these parts"?
Saudia Arabia or something?


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Re: vibrator tek [Re: billy jowl]
    #23383354 - 06/26/16 08:58 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Things are still weird in the mush cult lol.


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