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OfflinePnut
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Sucking your own dick, Gay?
    #23382307 - 06/25/16 09:37 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Gay or Straight?
Autofellatio?
You may choose only one


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Pnut] * 3
    #23382310 - 06/25/16 09:38 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

:ban:


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Pnut]
    #23382313 - 06/25/16 09:39 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

If every guy could blow himself, masturbation (with a hand) would pretty much be non-existent.


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23382315 - 06/25/16 09:39 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Why not get together and blow your friends?


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Pnut]
    #23382319 - 06/25/16 09:41 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Lol are you a JAF puppet?


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23382325 - 06/25/16 09:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I am one with the shitposts


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Pnut]
    #23382342 - 06/25/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Depends on if you think you're sucking a dick or if you're thinking about your dick getting sucked.


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23382344 - 06/25/16 09:50 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Techniques to keep the mind of the dick?


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Pnut]
    #23382345 - 06/25/16 09:50 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Asking for a friend


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Pnut]
    #23382346 - 06/25/16 09:51 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Cut it off


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23382349 - 06/25/16 09:52 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Does swallowing make it gay?


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Pnut]
    #23382354 - 06/25/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Depends on if you're thinking about swallowing cum or thinking about your cum being swallowed.


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 3
    #23382356 - 06/25/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

what if ur thinking about ur dad.


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Pnut]
    #23382359 - 06/25/16 09:54 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Then you should call him. You never know when he might die.


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What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23382362 - 06/25/16 09:55 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

during?


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Pnut] * 4
    #23382367 - 06/25/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Do it after so that you know if you REALLY want to talk to him or not.


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What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Pnut] * 1
    #23382369 - 06/25/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

How about it's just a thing some very talented people do and enjoy which doesn't need to be labeled


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Pnut] * 1
    #23382377 - 06/25/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Idk, I'm torn on this one. I think it's pretty odd either way though. Using your hand is just a way to get rid of that urge to fuck, using your mouth seems like an excuse to just..put a dick in your mouth.  :shrug:


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Eminence] * 1
    #23382381 - 06/25/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

gayer than aids


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 1
    #23382466 - 06/25/16 10:38 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Kush_Zombie said:
Do it after so that you know if you REALLY want to talk to him or not.



:rofl:

I hope you don't get popped Pnut


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23382501 - 06/25/16 10:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Pretty gay.


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Pnut]
    #23382555 - 06/25/16 11:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

At OP, definitely gay.


Quote:

Pnut said:
what if ur thinking about ur dad.




In the spirit of this question...

Would you rather?
Suck your dad's dick -Or - eat out your mom?

:philososloth:


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Repertoire89] * 2
    #23382561 - 06/25/16 11:26 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Both. Go big or go home.


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Pnut]
    #23382566 - 06/25/16 11:29 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Those lips were made to love


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23382577 - 06/25/16 11:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

OP is :underage:


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Repertoire89] * 3
    #23382581 - 06/25/16 11:37 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: T-Rex]
    #23382592 - 06/25/16 11:44 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

It's that one kid with the baby mustache's puppet.


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Pnut]
    #23382681 - 06/26/16 12:46 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Not gay at all, might cum in handy in the future, who knows.

But hey, after you try to do so, you'll have one hell of a story.


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #23382757 - 06/26/16 01:35 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I think that's how those trans dudes turn gay
they start out sucking their own dicks


Edited by Konyap (06/26/16 01:40 AM)


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Konyap]
    #23382786 - 06/26/16 02:04 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Ive officially entered Shroomery's Bizarro world...


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23382797 - 06/26/16 02:13 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Only gay if you mushroom slap your tits a few times while sticking it back in your mouth and popping it out. (pop)


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? *DELETED* [Re: Gorlax]
    #23382832 - 06/26/16 02:34 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Sanguin3]
    #23382913 - 06/26/16 04:00 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

About as gay as giving yourself a hand job.
I used to be able to blow myself without too much effort back when I was younger. I was skinnier then, and a lot more flexible in my back. 
I practiced for a couple months and got it to where I could get down about four out of six inches.
I'm bi though, so it never made me feel like an insecure pussy.


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23382951 - 06/26/16 04:22 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
Would you rather?
Suck your dad's dick -Or - eat out your mom?




Eat out my mom for sure :solidnod:


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Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 1
    #23382976 - 06/26/16 04:44 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

this forum needs jesus


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Niffla]
    #23383120 - 06/26/16 06:50 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Sucking ones own dick is probably a dream of every guy, when needs are present and supply is low.

I don't think sexual orientation bears any factor in this at all.


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Re: Sucking your own dick, Gay? [Re: Pnut] * 4
    #23383133 - 06/26/16 06:50 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

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