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Offlineelliusoopius
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Speed vs. Tapeworm
    #23382208 - 06/25/16 09:06 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Which is the healthier weight loss option? I'm asking for a friend. Also, by speed I mean amphetamine or adderol type stuff, not meth.


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: elliusoopius] * 3
    #23382216 - 06/25/16 09:09 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Go to the gym


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: elliusoopius]
    #23382220 - 06/25/16 09:10 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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elliusoopius said:
I'm asking for a friend.



Quote:

elliusoopius said:
I'm asking for a friend.



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elliusoopius said:
I'm asking for a friend.



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elliusoopius said:
I'm asking for a friend.



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elliusoopius said:
I'm asking for a friend.




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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: Pnut]
    #23382340 - 06/25/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Try both at the same time. You might avoid a meth addiction that way because you will get skinny quicker.


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: Pnut]
    #23382351 - 06/25/16 09:52 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Tapeworm. :mrt:


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm *DELETED* [Re: ellomello]
    #23382446 - 06/25/16 10:26 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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OfflineBlack_Sunset
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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: Epiglottis] * 1
    #23382489 - 06/25/16 10:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Depends on what you want damaged.


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #23382490 - 06/25/16 10:49 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Both. Also, stop eating. You'll be in double digit pounds in no time


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: elliusoopius]
    #23382634 - 06/26/16 12:16 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

What sort of person thinks of speed and tapeworms over taking a friggin walk everyday and eating healthier :epicpicard4000:



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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: nice1returns]
    #23382662 - 06/26/16 12:39 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Speed? Some people use tapeworms for allergies but they have to be managed or you could get really fucked up. 


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: elliusoopius]
    #23382670 - 06/26/16 12:43 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Couldn't tell ya buddy, but I know that adderal has no effect on my appetite, in fact it makes me chill out, and even eat more, maybe if your buddy is a not ADHD then the addies will work for them.

Might take a while for the tapeworm to get big enough so that you can notice the calories it's stealing from you, so that might not work as quickly as you need.


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: Lucis]
    #23382742 - 06/26/16 01:21 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

How about you start working out and stop eating cheese burgers for breakfast, lunch, & dinner instead of accidentally killing yourself trying to lose 20 pounds


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #23382748 - 06/26/16 01:27 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Idk this thread made me :rofl:


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 1
    #23382805 - 06/26/16 02:17 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: elliusoopius]
    #23382810 - 06/26/16 02:20 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

People actually intentionally infect themselves with a parasite to lose weight?
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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: elliusoopius]
    #23382825 - 06/26/16 02:28 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Just do it the natural way, especially if you're still growing.

Malnutrition is a horrible option.


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: shadyy]
    #23382899 - 06/26/16 03:50 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

eat nothing but vegetables and drink nothing but water for one month.  that should knock off some weight. it wouldn't hurt to do some light cardio everyday too.


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: nice1returns] * 1
    #23383175 - 06/26/16 07:21 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

What sort of person thinks of Speed and Tapeworms over sensible eating and exercise? Fat people!


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: elliusoopius]
    #23383349 - 06/26/16 08:53 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I've been taking "white horn" kratom before I work out, been about three month and I almost got the "jesus on the cross look"


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm *DELETED* [Re: dr.greenfurn]
    #23383352 - 06/26/16 08:58 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #23383359 - 06/26/16 09:01 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
People actually intentionally infect themselves with a parasite to lose weight?
:facepalm:



http://www.today.com/health/iowa-woman-tries-tapeworm-diet-prompts-doctor-warning-6C10935746


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: Epiglottis]
    #23383367 - 06/26/16 09:05 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

The "white horn" gives me energetic motivation, but if I take too much I got to lay down for little bit.


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: shadyy]
    #23383435 - 06/26/16 09:34 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

i hate liz said:
Just do it the natural way, especially if you're still growing.

Malnutrition is a horrible option.




This. I'm right fucked up from being severely malnourished in my latter teenage years. It's one of those things, like most things when it comes to diet, that doesn't just go away when you start doing what you're supposed to.


I hope you're joking OP


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: dr.greenfurn]
    #23383439 - 06/26/16 09:37 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

dr.greenfurn said:
I've been taking "white horn" kratom before I work out, been about three month and I almost got the "jesus on the cross look"



I see what your saying, that crucifixion must have done real good work for your abs.


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23383469 - 06/26/16 09:55 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

just eat less, i guess speed can help for that tho

in the nazi concentration camps, no prisoner was fat, not one


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: elliusoopius] * 3
    #23383472 - 06/26/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

The best ever weight loss program is the "suicide die-et"

You kill yourself and immediately lose everything!!!


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 2
    #23383478 - 06/26/16 09:59 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I heard that diet causes you to bloat after just a few days.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23383482 - 06/26/16 10:01 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

People are losing weight in a matter of 30 minutes with this one weird weight loss trick. Simply eat a tab of lsd and feel the weight of the entire world melt away in a matter of minutes!!


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23383502 - 06/26/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Sure did.


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23383511 - 06/26/16 10:11 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
I heard that diet causes you to bloat after just a few days.





Yeah, thats the one and only side-effect


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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23383931 - 06/26/16 12:00 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

CookieCrumbs said:
This. I'm right fucked up from being severely malnourished in my latter teenage years. It's one of those things, like most things when it comes to diet, that doesn't just go away when you start doing what you're supposed to.





What symptoms do you have from previously being malnourished?


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #23384409 - 06/26/16 03:12 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

How do you even get a tape worm?


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #23384412 - 06/26/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I looked into it, apparently you can order them online.


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #23384453 - 06/26/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Here's my patented diet for ultimate weight loss. I call it the 2-1-10 diet

For 2 days you eat anything you want. The day after that you eat something that will make you sick for the next 10 days.

I personally recommend eating raw chicken. It works like a charm.


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: Patlal]
    #23384464 - 06/26/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Here's my patented diet for ultimate weight loss. I call it the 2-1-10 diet

For 2 days you eat anything you want. The day after that you eat something that will make you sick for the next 10 days.

I personally recommend eating raw chicken. It works like a charm.





Not bad

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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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