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Shroomslip
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Acaterpillar said: People actually intentionally infect themselves with a parasite to lose weight?

http://www.today.com/health/iowa-woman-tries-tapeworm-diet-prompts-doctor-warning-6C10935746
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dr.greenfurn
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The "white horn" gives me energetic motivation, but if I take too much I got to lay down for little bit.
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CookieCrumbs
Fucked off to the pub


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: shadyy]
#23383435 - 06/26/16 09:34 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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i hate liz said: Just do it the natural way, especially if you're still growing.
Malnutrition is a horrible option.
This. I'm right fucked up from being severely malnourished in my latter teenage years. It's one of those things, like most things when it comes to diet, that doesn't just go away when you start doing what you're supposed to.
I hope you're joking OP
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LuSiD enthusiast
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dr.greenfurn said: I've been taking "white horn" kratom before I work out, been about three month and I almost got the "jesus on the cross look"
I see what your saying, that crucifixion must have done real good work for your abs.
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Jean-guy Masta
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just eat less, i guess speed can help for that tho
in the nazi concentration camps, no prisoner was fat, not one
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
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The best ever weight loss program is the "suicide die-et"
You kill yourself and immediately lose everything!!!
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Shroomslip
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I heard that diet causes you to bloat after just a few days.
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LuSiD enthusiast
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People are losing weight in a matter of 30 minutes with this one weird weight loss trick. Simply eat a tab of lsd and feel the weight of the entire world melt away in a matter of minutes!!
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dr.greenfurn
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Sure did.
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


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Shroomslip said: I heard that diet causes you to bloat after just a few days.
Yeah, thats the one and only side-effect
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Acaterpillar
A little mad...



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CookieCrumbs said: This. I'm right fucked up from being severely malnourished in my latter teenage years. It's one of those things, like most things when it comes to diet, that doesn't just go away when you start doing what you're supposed to.
What symptoms do you have from previously being malnourished?
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goldcaphunter
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How do you even get a tape worm?
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Acaterpillar
A little mad...



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I looked into it, apparently you can order them online.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Here's my patented diet for ultimate weight loss. I call it the 2-1-10 diet
For 2 days you eat anything you want. The day after that you eat something that will make you sick for the next 10 days.
I personally recommend eating raw chicken. It works like a charm.
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


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Re: Speed vs. Tapeworm [Re: Patlal]
#23384464 - 06/26/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Here's my patented diet for ultimate weight loss. I call it the 2-1-10 diet
For 2 days you eat anything you want. The day after that you eat something that will make you sick for the next 10 days.
I personally recommend eating raw chicken. It works like a charm.
Not bad
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