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Is my neighbor starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? 4
#23378409 - 06/24/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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So, my neighbor is a plastic surgeon. We live in an up-scale neighborhood on a golf course.
For some reason, as rich as he probably is, he drives a shitty s10 pickup truck. Let's call this red flag #1
A few nights ago I was sitting in the garage vaping, minding my own business, while browsing the Shroomery but I hear a noise. I look outside and see the guy gardening, going full force, digging with a shovel. Because he's pretty over weight and most people that are over weight don't garden let's call this red flag #2.
It was 11:30PM and pitch black. Red flag #3.
It's starting to get a little weird.
So back to the pickup. He keeps about 6 full-sized coolers in the back all the time. What does a plastic surgeon need those for? Red flag #4.
So fast forward to last night around 11:30PM. Sitting back in the garage, browsing the Shroomery, I see him unloading all the coolers out of his truck. At the time I freaked out and went inside since my Xanax bar was kicking in. (First time taking them in like a year)
Can someone PLEASE tell me my fat fuck plastic surgeon neighbor isn't starting a compost pile for his organic garden with ass, noses and ears?
Edited by Warrior (06/24/16 06:59 PM)
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Re: Is my neighbot starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: Warrior]
#23378422 - 06/24/16 06:45 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Your fat fuck plastic surgeon neighbor isn't starting a compost pile for his organic garden with ass, noses and ears.
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Re: Is my neighbot starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: Shroomslip] 4
#23378436 - 06/24/16 06:50 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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As live in an up-scale neighborhood on a golf course Red flag#1 I was sitting in the garage vaping ... while browsing the Shroomery Red flag #2 I freaked out and went inside since my Xanax bar was kicking in. (First time taking them in like a year) Red flag #3
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Re: Is my neighbot starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: j3danentz]
#23378454 - 06/24/16 07:01 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
j3danentz said: As live in an up-scale neighborhood on a golf course Red flag#1 I was sitting in the garage vaping ... while browsing the Shroomery Red flag #2 I freaked out and went inside since my Xanax bar was kicking in. (First time taking them in like a year) Red flag #3
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Re: Is my neighbor starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: Warrior] 3
#23378472 - 06/24/16 07:09 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Warrior said: So, my neighbor is a plastic surgeon. We live in an up-scale neighborhood on a golf course.
For some reason, as rich as he probably is, he drives a shitty s10 pickup truck. Let's call this red flag #1
A few nights ago I was sitting in the garage vaping, minding my own business, while browsing the Shroomery but I hear a noise. I look outside and see the guy gardening, going full force, digging with a shovel. Because he's pretty over weight and most people that are over weight don't garden let's call this red flag #2.
It was 11:30PM and pitch black. Red flag #3.
It's starting to get a little weird.
So back to the pickup. He keeps about 6 full-sized coolers in the back all the time. What does a plastic surgeon need those for? Red flag #4.
So fast forward to last night around 11:30PM. Sitting back in the garage, browsing the Shroomery, I see him unloading all the coolers out of his truck. At the time I freaked out and went inside since my Xanax bar was kicking in. (First time taking them in like a year)
Can someone PLEASE tell me my fat fuck plastic surgeon neighbor isn't starting a compost pile for his organic garden with ass, noses and ears?
Only one way to find out.
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Re: Is my neighbot starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: j3danentz]
#23378544 - 06/24/16 07:46 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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j3danentz said: As live in an up-scale neighborhood on a golf course Red flag#1 I was sitting in the garage vaping ... while browsing the Shroomery Red flag #2 I freaked out and went inside since my Xanax bar was kicking in. (First time taking them in like a year) Red flag #3
Ur high bro
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Re: Is my neighbot starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: keyser_soze]
#23378549 - 06/24/16 07:50 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I so would have watched, there's nothing like a real life Dexter for a neighbor to get the blood pumping.
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Re: Is my neighbot starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: Northerner]
#23378590 - 06/24/16 08:03 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Why not say something to him. Let him know your there and keep watching him. Don't let that fucker scare you. Let him know whos neighborhood this is. Don't be prey, Be the predator.
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Re: Is my neighbot starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: Burning Warrior] 1
#23378703 - 06/24/16 08:53 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah and end up in the backyard or a cooler? Good call there bud.
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Re: Is my neighbor starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: Warrior]
#23378708 - 06/24/16 08:55 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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This whole thing stinks to high heaven.
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Re: Is my neighbot starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: j3danentz]
#23378712 - 06/24/16 08:56 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Probably does lipo and dumps the fat in his backyard,not a big deal,did u win the lottery?
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Re: Is my neighbor starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: Great Scott]
#23378807 - 06/24/16 09:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm not trolling. In fact he was out there again about an hour ago. (10:30ish. Pitch black again)
I gotta get up and do some yard work in the morning and have a decent ciew of his garden area/compost tumbler thing. I'll see if I can snap a quick pic or two.
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Re: Is my neighbor starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: Warrior]
#23378897 - 06/24/16 10:09 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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The high priced lot,glad u can afford it
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Re: Is my neighbor starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: 5150]
#23378903 - 06/24/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lmao your telling of the situation was pretty great. In reality you're just high as hell and watching your neighbor start his new hobby as a nocturnal gardener 
You said he's fat eh? He might be doing it to lose weight.
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Re: Is my neighbor starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: ModestMouse]
#23378964 - 06/24/16 10:32 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Maybe he's geocaching
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Re: Is my neighbor starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23378975 - 06/24/16 10:39 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Call the police and say you saw your neighbor burying what you think were body parts. You will get a laugh either way.
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Re: Is my neighbor starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: Othyem] 1
#23379061 - 06/24/16 11:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Maybe he's geocaching body parts
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Re: Is my neighbor starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: Warrior] 1
#23379151 - 06/24/16 11:50 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Accidentally killed someone at his practice, covers it up to avoid suit.
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Re: Is my neighbor starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: Warrior] 2
#23379198 - 06/25/16 12:08 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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How ironic. I am a plastic surgeon. I live in an up-scale neighborhood on a golf course. For some reason, as rich as I definitely am, I drive a shitty s10 pickup truck. My neighbor judges me for this. A few nights ago I'm outside burying cash, to hide from my whore of a wife. I'm pretty over weight and most people that are as over weight as me don't use a shovel. It was 11:30PM and pitch black. It's starting to get a little weird.So back to the pickup. I keep about 6 full-sized coolers in the back all the time because I LOVE TO FISH and drink beer and keep my lunch meat cold. Please tell me my xanax and shroomery addicted transvestite neighbor isn't going to call the cops on me
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Re: Is my neighbor starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: azur]
#23379208 - 06/25/16 12:12 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Is my neighbor starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: Northerner]
#23379209 - 06/25/16 12:13 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I wanted to do the whole thing, but I'm on my phone and got too frustrated
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Re: Is my neighbor starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: azur]
#23380352 - 06/25/16 10:35 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Take some pictures of the area he's digging...him...his truck...let's see what's up
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Re: Is my neighbor starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: Easyriding123]
#23380364 - 06/25/16 10:38 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah take some pics bro! Make sure you tell someone where you're going though.
Man imagine how fucked up it would be to get locked in a room chained to a wall for like years fed noting but old human scraps like ears and noses. No sunlight, no bathing. He'd cut off your ears and nose and fingers and toes. Just leave you there waiting to die...
Wow, I need help.
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Re: Is my neighbor starting a compost pile with ass, noses & ears? [Re: Warrior]
#23380407 - 06/25/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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He's probably getting free organic materials to compost from somewhere and bringing them back in containers.
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