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Connoisseur

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Have you ever?
#23378238 - 06/24/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Have you ever faked a drug test?
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Lucis
Nutritional Yeast

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Fools Crow
The Great Mystery


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Re: Have you ever? [Re: Lucis]
#23378275 - 06/24/16 05:52 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nah. Never even had to take one yet. I did give myself one once though.
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sanchothestoner
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Tripping2Adventure
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Quote:
Connoisseur said: Have you ever faked a drug test?
Several times, only for work though. Quickfix Plus 2.0, best stuff on the market. My buddy's got a system to that keeps it the right temp off of a 9v battery inside of an IV bag wrapped in the blanket heater. Just strap to your leg and when you're ready to 'pis' take the kink off the end of the IV hose and it sounds like someone is pissing even.
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T-Rex




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Yes, I've tried. And failed miserably.
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T-Rex




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Re: Have you ever? [Re: T-Rex] 1
#23378323 - 06/24/16 06:08 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Connoisseur

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Re: Have you ever? [Re: T-Rex]
#23378337 - 06/24/16 06:13 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hilarious story
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T-Rex




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Guy makes me laugh harder then anyone
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psi
TOAST N' JAM


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Never taken one.
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




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I once bought a "system cleaner" from the head shop that i drank before a drug test.
Does that count?
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Northerner
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I get hit with random test all the time at work, fortunately you can be as wasted as you like as long as it's not weed, coke, heroin or amphetamine
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LogicaL Chaos
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Haha. No breatherizer required!
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pirate-blues


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No. I put on my best puppy dog eyes, told my boss I smoked 'a little bit of weed at a party a few weeks ago', and somehow it worked and they postponed and eventually just never tested me at all . I was already hired and it wasn't incident related though.
Would not recommend.
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Othyem



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No never had to pass one.
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clock_of_omens
razzle them dazzle them


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Never taken one myself. Does giving other people pee count? Because I've done that several times.
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nooneman


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No, I always just go clean for a while.
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MississippiChris
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Re: Have you ever? [Re: nooneman]
#23379356 - 06/25/16 01:27 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ive never taken one legitimately. Now that i have kids I use my 5 year old sons pee. But I used to just buy fake pee.
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larry.fisherman
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How exactly do you explain that to your kid? Oh just pee in this cup buddy. Before you know it he'll be asking about drugs. I'm not trying to be a dick, but don't be surprised if he starts talking to the other kids at school about it and it gets around to the teacher.
To answer the OP, I'll probably never take a drug test.
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hex_enduction
satta massa gana



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Got one coming up for probation or something?
You might want to look into things like this
http://www.thewhizzinator.com/
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