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People who pretend to use (or pretend to have used) psychedelics. 2
#23374999 - 06/23/16 07:44 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I know this has been brought up a lot before, but god damn it annoys the fuck out of me. And you know they always act like some big shot authority for knowing so much when they've never done anything.
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?

I had a friend who the entire time growing up made a huuuuge fucking deal about having done LSD. Having done a hell of a lot of psychedelics as an adult, these memories of him bullshitting annoy me, but they're also kind of funny.
When I was in middle school, I remember the first time I ever heard about shrooms. Some kid told me that his parents had accidentally used magic mushrooms instead of regular mushrooms on their pizza (which I would like to point out is the dumbest and least believable story ever). He went on to tell me that shrooms "make you see things, like mario. Like the original mario brothers. Like you just see Mario walking across the floor." Now, I admit, the original super mario is a pretty psychedelic game, but still this left me with the impression growing up that that was what you'd see on mushrooms: mario and other characters from super mario bros just walking around your room.
Let's hear some of your horror stories about people acting like they've done drugs. Bonus points if the person involved made a complete ass of themselves!
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Re: People who pretend to use (or pretend to have used) psychedelics. [Re: nooneman] 1
#23375027 - 06/23/16 07:53 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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nooneman said: Some kid told me that his parents had accidentally used magic mushrooms instead of regular mushrooms on their pizza

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nooneman said: He went on to tell me that shrooms "make you see things, like mario. Like the original mario brothers. Like you just see Mario walking across the floor."
Yeah this shit right here drives me fucking nuts. Before I started tripping I heard all kinds of dumb shit. Like this one dude was telling me how he had full blown hour long conversations with garden gnomes that knocked on his door while he was tripping and walked in and sat on the couch and shit. Like this was off a few fucking grams. Get the fuck outta here with that stupid ass shit.
I've seen other dudes on the PE board talk about how they spent entire trips with entities of all kinds -- obviously I remain dubious as fuck to say the least.
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Re: People who pretend to use (or pretend to have used) psychedelics. [Re: Niffla] 1
#23375035 - 06/23/16 07:56 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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some guy at a rave with dreadlocks was claiming he had some 500ug blotters
nowadays I just smile and and say "that's badass man I bet you have fun with those"
it's not worth the effort.
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#23375040 - 06/23/16 07:58 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: People who pretend to use (or pretend to have used) psychedelics. [Re: Sanguin3]
#23375059 - 06/23/16 08:04 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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One thing i really dislike is if someone asks me about dmt and i start talking about it to them, then another friend who has never tried dmt interrupts to act knowledgable about it too.
Happened just yesterday. It has happened on many occasions. Ill talk about smoking method and personal experience with it then someone else who hasnt tried it at all will chime in acting like they have tried it.
I also know a guy who has the DMT molecule tatted on his arm BUT he has never even seen dmt in person.... I dont get it. This same guy tells people how dmt is produced in the pineal gland. :cringe:
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Re: People who pretend to use (or pretend to have used) psychedelics. [Re: morrowasted]
#23375065 - 06/23/16 08:06 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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morrowasted said: some guy at a rave with dreadlocks was claiming he had some 500ug blotters
that's usually the type of advertising that leads to suspicion like maybe it's really some truly potent nbomes or something
but in response to OP yeah i had this happen a few times. but what are kids gonna do. when you're in grade school you have a few options. believe dare or make up stories about drugs for entertainment. i'd rather hear made up stories than to believe dare's lies. so sure people do this. i view it as they're outpaced by their curiosity and they're anxious to see someone's reaction. there can be great value in that. doesn't make it ok but, yeah i mean folklore is a common aspect of civilization for centuries on end. drugs aren't gonna change that.
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Re: People who pretend to use (or pretend to have used) psychedelics. [Re: ak47myth]
#23375084 - 06/23/16 08:11 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I also know a guy who has the DMT molecule tatted on his arm BUT he has never even seen dmt in person
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Re: People who pretend to use (or pretend to have used) psychedelics. [Re: bass head]
#23375093 - 06/23/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I honestly love those types of people, either there drugs are not good or real even, or they lie about how much they have done. That's when I give them one the gel tabs I have in storage that are layed at 250 and send them on their way. Usually get a text the next day from their friends saying that he freaked out or some shit. Good times.
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Re: People who pretend to use (or pretend to have used) psychedelics. [Re: nooneman]
#23375096 - 06/23/16 08:15 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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i only knew one kid growing up that really bullshitted about psychedelics. he was into other drugs, and MAY have done mushrooms once before, but he was all talk. he had a lot of issues, to be fair...struggled with his sexuality, rich parents that neglected him, heavily indoctrinated in fundamentalist christianity, manic depressive, etc...high-school, ya know?
after he had a bad trip a couple years later, he stopped talking about them.
otherwise, i never knew people who lied about using psychedelics. some of them might've lied about their doses or how frequently they used them, but they definitely used them to some degree.
when it came to personal use, and besides lsd at festivals/shows, there were only really two other people that i used psychedelics with on any regular basis.
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Re: People who pretend to use (or pretend to have used) psychedelics. [Re: Niffla]
#23375101 - 06/23/16 08:15 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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that's usually the type of advertising that leads to suspicion like maybe it's really some truly potent nbomes or something
he wasn't trying to sell, he was just trying to brag. I had taken 3 100ug blotters of 1p-LSD and I was frying face and he was like "thats a pretty decent little trip. I got some 500ug tabs back at my house right now" 
if I didn't take acid 3-4 times a months I wouldn't consider taking 300ug of 1p-LSD which is only like 75% the potency of regular L, much less 500ug of straight L but hey what can you do? just live and let live. at the end of the day i was the one who was tripping nuts and dancing my face off and having a blast, he seemed jealous
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Re: People who pretend to use (or pretend to have used) psychedelics. [Re: morrowasted]
#23375119 - 06/23/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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morrowasted said: some guy at a rave with dreadlocks was claiming he had some 500ug blotters
nowadays I just smile and and say "that's badass man I bet you have fun with those"
it's not worth the effort.
I couldn't agree more !!
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Re: People who pretend to use (or pretend to have used) psychedelics. [Re: ShroomyBudz] 1
#23375638 - 06/23/16 11:34 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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You guys are just jealous you arnt in on these quadstack mescaline blotters brahs
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Re: People who pretend to use (or pretend to have used) psychedelics. [Re: ReposadoXochipilli] 1
#23375666 - 06/23/16 11:44 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I immediately thought of this.
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Re: People who pretend to use (or pretend to have used) psychedelics. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23375755 - 06/24/16 12:41 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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an undercover came into my tent one time and offered like 5 different types of psychedelics. so i asked you have mescaline? very peculiarly, he shuttered and left.
i gave a nice wet eighth of shrooms to one of my scumbag narcissists old drug using buddies knowing fair well that it would rip him at his core and get him to be a little bit honest with himself. it was successful
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Re: People who pretend to use (or pretend to have used) psychedelics. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23375756 - 06/24/16 12:41 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: People who pretend to use (or pretend to have used) psychedelics. [Re: ShroomyBudz] 1
#23375820 - 06/24/16 01:31 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I pretended to this one guy that I had used DMT once, I dunno why. I'd used fucking heaps of drugs but not that...
Now I understand why he didn't believe my story.
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Re: People who pretend to use (or pretend to have used) psychedelics. [Re: nooneman]
#23375828 - 06/24/16 01:36 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Some people are pathological liars and will lie about anything. These people are super fucking annoying. They just lie about everything even when you call them on their lie it's just more lies and they act like nothing happened.
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Re: People who pretend to use (or pretend to have used) psychedelics. [Re: Eggtimer]
#23375941 - 06/24/16 02:43 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I once had a great friend who used to lie all the time, when I finally called him on it he stopped talking to me. The friendship was over. 
He was a great guitarist to jam with, brilliant guy, just low self esteem. So sad.
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Re: People who pretend to use (or pretend to have used) psychedelics. [Re: Northerner]
#23375970 - 06/24/16 03:08 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sounds like he was super super embarrassed, and his ego was crushed. Probably looked up to you or something. That's why he would lie to you, when he realized the charade was up, he was destroyed.
You oughta give em a ring. See how he's doing. Or drop him a line on the line.
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Re: People who pretend to use (or pretend to have used) psychedelics. [Re: Supachopped719]
#23375978 - 06/24/16 03:15 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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That was 20 years ago now. Bit of a could've, would've, should've situation.
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