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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23377493 - 06/24/16 01:11 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

If y'all sit down and she intentionally sits close enough to you that you can easily lean over and kiss her, then she probably wants you to.
Girls are subtle like that.

Lightly touch her chin and bring her lips into yours.
If she resists, then it's an obvious no.

Asking is not lame, you just have to do it right.
Depending on the phrasing you can come off as a respectful and intelligent gentleman, or as a nervous and desperate kid.


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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23377673 - 06/24/16 02:04 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

abltsandwich said:
I'm gonna go jerk it to internet porn because all you virgins in this thread made me so depressed.




:holyfuckdude:

I thought you were female!


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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23377988 - 06/24/16 04:16 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

If its a good vibe and shes smiling at you and if you guys lock eyes then that's a good moment, you can tell also from her behavior bro.

On the other hand supachopped bro ahhahah has this ever worked fpr you my friend? Ive legit done it once and succeeded , never tried again


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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: Broly]
    #23378239 - 06/24/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I've done that unintentionally, bumped into her ass and she turned around all happy.
Actually has happened a few times... :strokebeard:


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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23378364 - 06/24/16 06:23 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Did she smile like this?



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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: Northerner]
    #23378412 - 06/24/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

What is that?


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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: Repertoire89] * 2
    #23378429 - 06/24/16 06:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Thats your future ex-wife.


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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23378435 - 06/24/16 06:50 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Died in consummation. :lol:


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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #23378782 - 06/24/16 09:20 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
Thats your future ex-wife.




:loveintheair:


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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23379259 - 06/25/16 12:46 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

One time, I went in for a kiss and she looked like I was about to murder/rape her. Even like 10+ years later, it is still one of the worst memories/experiences/feelings of my life.


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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: nooneman]
    #23380610 - 06/25/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I can't imagine being traumatized by a look :lol:


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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: nooneman] * 1
    #23380612 - 06/25/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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nooneman said:
One time, I went in for a kiss and she looked like I was about to murder/rape her. Even like 10+ years later, it is still one of the worst memories/experiences/feelings of my life.




Were you though?


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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #23380794 - 06/25/16 01:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

It is not the facial expression that is traumatizing.

It's the feeling of being rejected.

However if we never learn how to deal with those feelings as a person that shit will cause deep underlying issues.

Thats why it's a very special intangible moment.
When you lips press softly against someone else's.


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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: Crixalis]
    #23381030 - 06/25/16 02:41 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

No, it was definitely the facial/whole body expression. That look of pure and utter primal fear in other human being is absolutely scarring. I don't know how someone could legit do something bad to another human being after seeing a look like that. It really gets to you.


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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: nooneman]
    #23381083 - 06/25/16 03:04 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Some people are fucked and actually get off on that shit.


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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: nooneman]
    #23381411 - 06/25/16 04:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I cant imagine being tramatized THAT bad from an awkard kiss :lolwut:

Did u learn your lesson thou?


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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23381992 - 06/25/16 07:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Definitely. Now I'm suuuuuper paranoid about kissing a girl for the first time. Like, way overly paranoid. They probably think it's weird, but I'm making sure that shit is never happening again.


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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: nooneman]
    #23381995 - 06/25/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Do you think you misread her  body language?
Or maybe she misread yours? Or both?

Maybe it was your approach?
I'm curious how a girl could get so terrified from someone leaning in for a kiss.


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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #23382006 - 06/25/16 08:03 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Probably a combination of all 3. I was like 18 or 19 at the time, and had absolutely no idea what I was doing in regard to any of those things. But in my defense, it wasn't like I attacked her or something. I just leaned over towards her (at a perfectly reasonable speed) with my lips pursed, and she freaked. I didn't even touch her.


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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: nooneman]
    #23382834 - 06/26/16 02:37 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I wouldnt sweat it, it was likely the girl was not into you.

Just watch some romantic comedies, take notes of the "first kiss" scene and try again. Dont let fear control your life, be stronger than that. Its all in your head.


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