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demiu5
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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: Sanguin3]
#23375078 - 06/23/16 08:09 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sanguin3 said: I've been on the receiving end of this situation and honestly I didn't even think about it again after it happened. We were on break at work smoking a bowl together and she just randomly moved in when she went to pass it to me. I was pretty serious with my girl by that point so I just instinctively moved away and gave a wtf kind of look. Was awkward as fuck at the time but we laughed about it later.
wow, you affected some memory recall. hadn't thought about this in years.
i was 16 or 17 and an assistant manager at a store, and the girl, a cashier, was a year younger than myself. just before she was heading up front to clock in and start work, i walked through the stock-room doors and she shoved me against a pallet of paper bags and kissed me fucking hard (physically hard, pushing into my face) and told me she couldn't keep her feelings back any longer. i had just started dating an ex- again and turned her down. between not liking the other cashiers, working with her brother, and being really embarrassed, she quit three days later.
Jacqueline was her name.
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bloodsheen
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Idk if I could resist apologizing... interesting point to bring up though. The idea that the sheer shock of it might make her turn away but sticking to your guns makes her second-guess herself... Sounds like a long shot though. I feel like when lips are close to yours nature takes over if you're interested.
Kinda hate you guys for having any girl make any move on you ever. I love having a penis but I kinda wish I was a girl sometimes just so I got to have everything happen for me without ever having to do anything... but I've complained about that particular subject quite enough for a lifetime
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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: bloodsheen] 1
#23375118 - 06/23/16 08:20 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Maybe she'll surprise you and make the moves on YOU. Whoa!!!
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demiu5
humans, lol


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bloodsheen said: Idk if I could resist apologizing... interesting point to bring up though. The idea that the sheer shock of it might make her turn away but sticking to your guns makes her second-guess herself... Sounds like a long shot though. I feel like when lips are close to yours nature takes over if you're interested.
Kinda hate you guys for having any girl make any move on you ever. I love having a penis but I kinda wish I was a girl sometimes just so I got to have everything happen for me without ever having to do anything... but I've complained about that particular subject quite enough for a lifetime
i really prefer aggressive women. the only woman i can recall making a move on ended up not working out. we were friends a few years before, and still now, but distance and the differences in our desires, sexually/relation-wise and career would not have made for a stable, healthy result.
otherwise, all the other women i dated made the initial move. and no, i'm not the most handsome/desirable man around
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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: demiu5]
#23375150 - 06/23/16 08:32 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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As I've said, kinda hate you
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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: pachoo]
#23375154 - 06/23/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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pachoo said: Maybe she'll surprise you and make the moves on YOU. Whoa!!!

Not this girl. I'm just really really hoping that she has the same thing on her mind ahead of time. It would be so much easier if she would be like "Jeez, finally, I was wondering when you'd do something!"
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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: demiu5]
#23375162 - 06/23/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Grab her butt first. If she giggles that means you can kiss her. If not, just try to play it off like it was an accident or you thought she was someone else.
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Jokeshopbeard
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Lophosaurus said: Grab her butt first. If she giggles that means you can kiss her. If not, just try to play it off like it was an accident or you thought she was someone else.
I strongly advise against this.
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Even for teh lolz?!
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bloodsheen
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Lophosaurus said: Grab her butt first. If she giggles that means you can kiss her. If not, just try to play it off like it was an accident or you thought she was someone else.
Fuckin way she goes boys
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Lophosaurus said: Grab her butt first. If she giggles that means you can kiss her. If not, just try to play it off like it was an accident or you thought she was someone else.
There's nothing like the groping predator look to get a girl all wet and steamy.
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Re: Going in for a kiss [Re: Northerner] 1
#23375375 - 06/23/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Northerner said:
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Lophosaurus said: Grab her butt first. If she giggles that means you can kiss her. If not, just try to play it off like it was an accident or you thought she was someone else.
There's nothing like the groping predator look to get a girl all wet and steamy.
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Has anyone done this sober and maintained a friendship afterward?
i had a similar moment of embarrassment . had a full on "American pie" like moment except i didn't even get to prematurely ejaculate, i just made her uncomfortable till she got dressed(having been throwing herself at me up till then).
i was a virgin.
it was hella embarrassing.
i just acted like it didn't happen and she didn't mention it and after i lost my virginity we were able to laugh at it n i eventually banged her.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Askings lame. Look kid, if theres a pause in the convo and you lock eyes and theres a bit of a sparkle in hers go for it. Thats it.
The sparkle is imperative
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abltsandwich
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I'm gonna go jerk it to internet porn because all you virgins in this thread made me so depressed.
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DSHSB and if that goes well I'm pretty sure you can kiss her?
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Here is my advice.....grow some mushrooms.
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Mushrooms really prefer to be kissed so I think this thread has come to an end
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I had a chick pounce on me once with such extreme ferocity that it slammed me into a wall. While she was making out with my face I distinctly remember opening my eyes are looking around the room at the other people who were at the house party and locked eyes with this other chick that was staring in disgust and jealousy and I just rolled my eyes
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