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Supachopped719
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Re: $6 Walmart wine wins "Best in the World" Award [Re: SloppyJoseph]
#23374484 - 06/23/16 05:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm allergic to wine so I never got to get drunk.
The machine that puts the caps on bottles was real shotty. So a few times an hour it would fuck up and start spitting out hella bottles with no caps or with caps all fucked up. We would have to stop the line and then take the bottles and pour it out into a big metal barrel. This is when people would pound a bottle as fast as they could.
Once the barrel was full. We would pour it down this drain, the wine would go into a centrifuge, it would separate the alcohol from the grape juice. We used the alcohol to clean the equipment, and they rebottled and sold the alcohol free grape juice to Dry counties or countries like Saudi Arabia.
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Re: $6 Walmart wine wins "Best in the World" Award [Re: Niffla]
#23374498 - 06/23/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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fucking owned
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SloppyJoseph
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Re: $6 Walmart wine wins "Best in the World" Award [Re: Supachopped719]
#23374506 - 06/23/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Supachopped719 said: I'm allergic to wine so I never got to get drunk.
The machine that puts the caps on bottles was real shotty. So a few times an hour it would fuck up and start spitting out hella bottles with no caps or with caps all fucked up. We would have to stop the line and then take the bottles and pour it out into a big metal barrel. This is when people would pound a bottle as fast as they could.
Once the barrel was full. We would pour it down this drain, the wine would go into a centrifuge, it would separate the alcohol from the grape juice. We used the alcohol to clean the equipment, and they rebottled and sold the alcohol free grape juice to Dry counties or countries like Saudi Arabia.
Damn the straight alcohol from that could wreck even the tankiest of the tanks I bet.
I would totally be that guy pounding a bottle in that few minutes
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Re: $6 Walmart wine wins "Best in the World" Award [Re: Supachopped719]
#23374552 - 06/23/16 05:42 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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The wonders of advertisement...
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Re: $6 Walmart wine wins "Best in the World" Award [Re: Niffla]
#23374556 - 06/23/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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2shoes said: Walmart has a line of wine called Oak Leaf which isn't bad for the $3.50 price tag 
Hell yeah this is what I'm going to give my bitch sister for her wedding gift, thanks for the heads up.
Its honestly decent tasting and comes in about 6 different varieties. Cheap way to fill a wine rack and I haven't had bad hangovers from it compared to wines twice the price.
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Re: $6 Walmart wine wins "Best in the World" Award [Re: Supachopped719]
#23374559 - 06/23/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
because wine snobs are just that, they're pretentious fuckwits
This^^
Things like this have happened before on more than one occasion. If you do the test under double blind conditions, cheap wines can (and have) beat much more expensive wines.
The power of suggestion (expectation) is enormous. If you examine the professional literature, "cheap" things beat out the much more expensive ones all the time.
It has happened but not all the time. There are boni fidi competitions and then there are industry sponsored competitions both with radically different outcomes. Quote:
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LogicaL Chaos said: Good eye, i missed that part.
Best "cheap" wine, but not best overall.
And to supachopped, maybe it was a mix up in bottles, is that would u are referring to? good wine put into cheap bottles?
No mix up, it was on purpose. They put the cheap wine in fancy packaging with a fancy new name and sold it for $100 instead of $5. Quote:
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LogicaL Chaos said: http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016/06/20/walmart-6-red-wine-named-one-best-in-world/

Uhhhh, how the hell did this happen? 
because wine snobs are just that, they're pretentious fuckwits
Some people could probably tell, but they wouldn't be able to prove it and 99.99% of the people who bought it will think it's bomb as fuck.
It's the same thing as needle point family fluff doses feeling cleaner than the doses you normally get.
Some people can tell with amazing accuracy same with most a smidge of genetics and a heap of practice.
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Re: $6 Walmart wine wins "Best in the World" Award [Re: pineninja]
#23374564 - 06/23/16 05:45 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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nothing like a glass of fat bastard after a long grueling day of work
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