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OfflinePatlal
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Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut * 1
    #23373759 - 06/23/16 01:01 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I've been struggling lately. A secret struggle. I can't get a decent haircut in this town. I keep trying new places and I always end up hating the haircut. Untl today!

New place. Four people waiting for customers, 2 women a manly guy and an obviously gay guy. So of course, I went for the gay guy. Stereotypes aren't stereotypes for a reason right?

Took him 10 minutes and I got the best haircut I've had in months.

It's the little things in life that makes you happy.


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal]
    #23373760 - 06/23/16 01:01 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal]
    #23373790 - 06/23/16 01:12 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Pics or this thread is pointless.


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23373837 - 06/23/16 01:30 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Let it be pointless


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal]
    #23373853 - 06/23/16 01:36 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Just come out of the closet already, why suffer from sexual repression when you don't have to anymore, it's 2016 for god sakes, no one cares.


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: qman] * 1
    #23373866 - 06/23/16 01:41 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

That's gay as fuck.

i can't lie though, this thick ghetto bitch cut my hair last month and I didn't mind when she rested her supple breasts on my face to get the hard to reach places


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal]
    #23373964 - 06/23/16 02:15 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I ate some chili earlier.


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: shadyy]
    #23373988 - 06/23/16 02:25 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Pics or no


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: shadyy]
    #23373989 - 06/23/16 02:25 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah man, I'm on the hunt for a good barber right now as well. My previous barber was a hair cutting wizard. Haven't had a good cut since November though. :mad2:


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #23373997 - 06/23/16 02:28 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
I've been struggling lately. A secret struggle. ...

.... So of course, I went for the gay guy.  ...

Took him 10 minutes and I got the best ... I've had in months.

It's the little things in life that makes you happy.




:innocentjoy: :patlal:


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Sun King]
    #23374001 - 06/23/16 02:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

The gays can cut some damn good hair.


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Rewindicus]
    #23374035 - 06/23/16 02:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

"The gays"

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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: qman]
    #23374093 - 06/23/16 03:10 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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qman said:
Just come out of the closet already, why suffer from sexual repression when you don't have to anymore, it's 2016 for god sakes, no one cares.




No closet o get out of. I'm cmfortable enough with my sexuality to these things without fear of being labeled as gay.

There are a lot of people out there that are never satisfied with the haircuts they pay for. Finding someone with skills is the same as getting a high quality item that will last. Or mmaybe I care too much about it. It annoys me when my hair isn't even or isn't the way I asked them to be cut. I'd do it myself, but you know its hard as fuck. Some people can though, I can't. Kinda like sucking your own dick.


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: shadyy]
    #23374096 - 06/23/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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plasma said:
Pics or no





I could take a picture of it a little later...:toilet:


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Sun King]
    #23374113 - 06/23/16 03:15 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Sun King said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
I've been struggling lately. A secret struggle. ...

.... So of course, I went for the gay guy.  ...

Took him 10 minutes and I got the best ... I've had in months.

It's the little things in life that makes you happy.




:innocentjoy: :patlal:




Someone  knows how to read between the lines


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal]
    #23374157 - 06/23/16 03:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

qman said:
Just come out of the closet already, why suffer from sexual repression when you don't have to anymore, it's 2016 for god sakes, no one cares.




No closet o get out of. I'm cmfortable enough with my sexuality to these things without fear of being labeled as gay.

There are a lot of people out there that are never satisfied with the haircuts they pay for. Finding someone with skills is the same as getting a high quality item that will last. Or mmaybe I care too much about it. It annoys me when my hair isn't even or isn't the way I asked them to be cut. I'd do it myself, but you know its hard as fuck. Some people can though, I can't. Kinda like sucking your own dick.




Real men don't give a fuck about their haircuts and hair style, that's for girls to get ulcers about.


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: qman]
    #23374166 - 06/23/16 03:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

That's what a person might say only if they've never had a good haircut. I was the same way until I got a good one. You'll get your chance someday.


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23374171 - 06/23/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Half the members here cut their own hair lol


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal]
    #23374177 - 06/23/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

this story definitely reeks of bullshit. You walked in, and they all lined up like the bachelor, you inspected them all, then were able to pick the gay one out of the lineup? Did you hand him a rose too?


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: danielx]
    #23374179 - 06/23/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Of course not, he handed him money for his services.


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal]
    #23374185 - 06/23/16 03:36 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I let a hot chick cut my hair.


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal]
    #23374219 - 06/23/16 03:44 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

You didn't even describe the haircut! :mad2:


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal]
    #23374224 - 06/23/16 03:46 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

just blur out your face, it's ez pz


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #23374226 - 06/23/16 03:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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You didn't even describe the haircut! :mad2:




Leo DiCaprio haircut essentially


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal]
    #23374235 - 06/23/16 03:48 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
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You didn't even describe the haircut! :mad2:




Leo DiCaprio haircut essentially




Not much of a haircut, but whatever.


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal]
    #23374244 - 06/23/16 03:51 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Stealth1Vampire said:
You didn't even describe the haircut! :mad2:




Leo DiCaprio haircut essentially




THAT TELLS ME NOTHING!!!!!!


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: ShiVersblood] * 1
    #23374249 - 06/23/16 03:55 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

It tells you he likes Leo.


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal]
    #23374636 - 06/23/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Finding someone with skills is the same as getting a high quality item that will last.





except you will need another in a month. good on a decent cut though. have been lucky enough to have the same guy doing my hair for like 6 years.


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal]
    #23374726 - 06/23/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Quote:

Stealth1Vampire said:
You didn't even describe the haircut! :mad2:




Leo DiCaprio haircut essentially



That's true. I go to a salon with top notch stylist and women I've been with since absolutely love my hair. It's become one of my most popular features lol. Totally worth walking into the girliest place I can think of (this place has female literature,the talk on a tv,Sequences in most their furniture. But god damn do I look sexy afterward.


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: plasma]
    #23374740 - 06/23/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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That's gay as fuck.

i can't lie though, this thick ghetto bitch cut my hair last month and I didn't mind when she rested her supple breasts on my face to get the hard to reach places




Your head has hard to reach places?


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal]
    #23374750 - 06/23/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Not that you have real life experience with this but a perfect blowjob from a beautiful woman beats your gay fantasy any day weirdo


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Asante]
    #23374764 - 06/23/16 06:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I have an Arabic barber. I suspect he's gay. He's doing it the Arabic way which is totally awesome, so you get all sorts of lotions and crap, he starts cutting, expertly takes your eyebrows along without even asking, then he comes with a small torch and starts drumming your face with the flame to smoothen out your skin, more lotions, the whole rigmarole costs about half of a regular barber who just cuts your hair and is done with it.

Skilled, concentrated, friendly, he hardly speaks the language so the conversation is done with care too, a swell guy.


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Asante]
    #23374911 - 06/23/16 07:19 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Yea but does he even vape bro?


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: stzacrack]
    #23374929 - 06/23/16 07:24 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Haircuts make me angry. Haircuts are oppression. I REFUSE TO ALLOW SOCIETY TO FORCE ME TO CUT MY HAIR SHORT! This is the usa, we have freedom here. If a job says I have to have short hair to work there, then I sure the fuck will not work there. I don't have a job anyway, but I would never cut my hair for a job. That would be a violation of my rights.


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Asante]
    #23375204 - 06/23/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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plasma said:
That's gay as fuck.

i can't lie though, this thick ghetto bitch cut my hair last month and I didn't mind when she rested her supple breasts on my face to get the hard to reach places




Your head has hard to reach places?



I was wondering the same thing


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: plasma]
    #23375308 - 06/23/16 09:32 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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That's gay as fuck.

i can't lie though, this thick ghetto bitch cut my hair last month and I didn't mind when she rested her supple breasts on my face to get the hard to reach places





hard to reach places on your head or was she trimming your ass hair while you motorboated her


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