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OfflinePatlal
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Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut * 1
    #23373759 - 06/23/16 01:01 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I've been struggling lately. A secret struggle. I can't get a decent haircut in this town. I keep trying new places and I always end up hating the haircut. Untl today!

New place. Four people waiting for customers, 2 women a manly guy and an obviously gay guy. So of course, I went for the gay guy. Stereotypes aren't stereotypes for a reason right?

Took him 10 minutes and I got the best haircut I've had in months.

It's the little things in life that makes you happy.


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal]
    #23373760 - 06/23/16 01:01 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

SICK


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal]
    #23373790 - 06/23/16 01:12 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Pics or this thread is pointless.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23373837 - 06/23/16 01:30 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Let it be pointless


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal]
    #23373853 - 06/23/16 01:36 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Just come out of the closet already, why suffer from sexual repression when you don't have to anymore, it's 2016 for god sakes, no one cares.


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Invisibleplasma
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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: qman] * 1
    #23373866 - 06/23/16 01:41 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

That's gay as fuck.

i can't lie though, this thick ghetto bitch cut my hair last month and I didn't mind when she rested her supple breasts on my face to get the hard to reach places


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal]
    #23373964 - 06/23/16 02:15 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I ate some chili earlier.


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: shadyy]
    #23373988 - 06/23/16 02:25 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Pics or no


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: shadyy]
    #23373989 - 06/23/16 02:25 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah man, I'm on the hunt for a good barber right now as well. My previous barber was a hair cutting wizard. Haven't had a good cut since November though. :mad2:


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #23373997 - 06/23/16 02:28 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
I've been struggling lately. A secret struggle. ...

.... So of course, I went for the gay guy.  ...

Took him 10 minutes and I got the best ... I've had in months.

It's the little things in life that makes you happy.




:innocentjoy: :patlal:


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Sun King]
    #23374001 - 06/23/16 02:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

The gays can cut some damn good hair.


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"Too much of a good thing, can be wonderful!" - Mae West

"If you have nothing nice to say about anyone, come sit next to me."
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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Rewindicus]
    #23374035 - 06/23/16 02:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

"The gays"

:curbyourenthusiasm:


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: qman]
    #23374093 - 06/23/16 03:10 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

qman said:
Just come out of the closet already, why suffer from sexual repression when you don't have to anymore, it's 2016 for god sakes, no one cares.




No closet o get out of. I'm cmfortable enough with my sexuality to these things without fear of being labeled as gay.

There are a lot of people out there that are never satisfied with the haircuts they pay for. Finding someone with skills is the same as getting a high quality item that will last. Or mmaybe I care too much about it. It annoys me when my hair isn't even or isn't the way I asked them to be cut. I'd do it myself, but you know its hard as fuck. Some people can though, I can't. Kinda like sucking your own dick.


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: shadyy]
    #23374096 - 06/23/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

plasma said:
Pics or no





I could take a picture of it a little later...:toilet:


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Edited by shadyy (06/23/16 03:16 PM)


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Sun King]
    #23374113 - 06/23/16 03:15 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Sun King said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
I've been struggling lately. A secret struggle. ...

.... So of course, I went for the gay guy.  ...

Took him 10 minutes and I got the best ... I've had in months.

It's the little things in life that makes you happy.




:innocentjoy: :patlal:




Someone  knows how to read between the lines


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal]
    #23374157 - 06/23/16 03:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

qman said:
Just come out of the closet already, why suffer from sexual repression when you don't have to anymore, it's 2016 for god sakes, no one cares.




No closet o get out of. I'm cmfortable enough with my sexuality to these things without fear of being labeled as gay.

There are a lot of people out there that are never satisfied with the haircuts they pay for. Finding someone with skills is the same as getting a high quality item that will last. Or mmaybe I care too much about it. It annoys me when my hair isn't even or isn't the way I asked them to be cut. I'd do it myself, but you know its hard as fuck. Some people can though, I can't. Kinda like sucking your own dick.




Real men don't give a fuck about their haircuts and hair style, that's for girls to get ulcers about.


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: qman]
    #23374166 - 06/23/16 03:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

That's what a person might say only if they've never had a good haircut. I was the same way until I got a good one. You'll get your chance someday.


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23374171 - 06/23/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Half the members here cut their own hair lol


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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation?
MONICA COULDN'T TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: Patlal]
    #23374177 - 06/23/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

this story definitely reeks of bullshit. You walked in, and they all lined up like the bachelor, you inspected them all, then were able to pick the gay one out of the lineup? Did you hand him a rose too?


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Re: Nothing beats the soft, tender and competent hands of gay man when getting haircut [Re: danielx]
    #23374179 - 06/23/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Of course not, he handed him money for his services.


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