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Still_tripping
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Secrets shared 1
#23373129 - 06/23/16 10:02 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anyone have any good little tricks for life they would share with the community?
I can think of two right off;
Mosquito bites - ever had one that is driving you mad with it being itchy? Try a bit of heat applied to it. Being a smoker I usually use a cigarette but have also used hot water from the tap, a hot coffee mug, the top part of my volcano, etc etc. Just heat up the bite as much as you can stand for about 15 or 20 seconds and it just goes away. A big one might require two applications of heat.
Crowds - does trying to negotiate your way through a crowd, such as xmas at your local Wallymart, drive you crazy, especially those pushy little old women who feel they naturally have the right of way. Try walking through the crowd with your head up and your eyes diverted. Whatever you do do not make eye contact with those around you, look at the ceiling, stare off into space, whatever but don't look where you are going except with your peripheral vision. It is absolutely amazing that virtually everyone simply gets out of your way, it is hilarious the way you can walk right through a crowd like you were parting the Red Sea. You only run into a problem when you come across someone doing the same thing. It also helps to be taller than most of the crowd.
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shLong



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If your soda is too fizzy after you pour it, wipe your finger across your nose or cheek and then swirl the tip in the fizz. No more fizz
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plasma
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Re: Secrets shared [Re: shLong] 1
#23373209 - 06/23/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Pull out
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shLong



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Re: Secrets shared [Re: shLong]
#23373212 - 06/23/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Baby powder your balls on hot, humid days.
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shLong



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Re: Secrets shared [Re: shLong]
#23373216 - 06/23/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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When arm wrestling someone, 1st pull their arm towards you, then to the side.
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weirdguy32
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Re: Secrets shared [Re: shLong]
#23373225 - 06/23/16 10:31 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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when jogging or doing anything that will make you sweat take a piece of duct tape and tape up your nips to prevent chafing
Same with inner thighs/vasoline or anything else wont stay on for a long time. When I used to run a lot I duct taped my inner thighs and the tape never moved or came off. Sure it was a little uncomfortable have duct tape pinching hairs and stuff but IT WORKS
Edited by weirdguy32 (06/23/16 10:33 AM)
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JohnnieYen
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don't eat yellow snow
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Still_tripping
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shLong



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What?
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MrBlueYoMind
Don't do drugs (Without me)


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Re: Secrets shared [Re: shLong] 2
#23377717 - 06/24/16 02:21 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Don't sweat the petty things & don't pet the sweaty things.
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Spend the last hour of your day picking up and organizing. It makes the next day easier.
Always add acid to water. Wear eye protection... especially if you are dealing with small flying particles.
Tuck your boots into your jeans, not the other way around. This keeps plant stickers from getting in your boots.
When changing a tire on a vehicle make sure the other tires are blocked, the vehicle is in park (or first gear), and the parking break is on. Check your spare tire occasionally to make sure it is the right pressure and in good shape.
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Plain
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If you ever think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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Re: Secrets shared [Re: Plain]
#23379482 - 06/25/16 02:45 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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ha! thats pretty fuckin funny..
dont try that if you are already defcon 4 on the depression scale though.
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




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Life Hacks FTW 
Next time you have REALLY BAD constipation, try getting off the toliet and laying a bed of toliet paper on the floor.
Then sqaut over the bed of TP and slowly push like you are giving birth to a 9 lbs baby.
After awhile, u will get that huge load out but it will take some time, so lock the bathroom door.
This info may change your life.
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tump
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Life secrect one. Never buy your food where ypu buy your gas. 2. never buy a b product under a 5 dallor. 3. Never pull over for anyone when you have 72kg of uranium 235 in the tunk. 4. Never sleep with three generations of a family in a single night.
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twighead
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Re: Secrets shared [Re: tump]
#23379528 - 06/25/16 03:14 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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I get it! You're missing an R key!
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Shroomopotamus
Happy Mushrooming



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Re: Secrets shared [Re: twighead]
#23379592 - 06/25/16 03:54 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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lsd
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    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




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Quote:
Shroomopotamus said: lsd
The secret lies within....
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tdubz



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Always wipe after you shit.
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Plain
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Re: Secrets shared [Re: tdubz]
#23379635 - 06/25/16 04:16 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
tdubz said: Always wipe after you shit.
Dont you mean "always wipe front to back"
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