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OfflineLeviathan.1
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getting sister in law in bed
    #23370755 - 06/22/16 06:12 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Ok, I will start from the beginning.  There has been sexual tension between me and my sister in law for several years.  Her old man recently passed away and being nice I let her and her kids move in.  I have told her that I want to fuxk, and I can see she is interested.  The only excuse she can come up with is her sister would never forgive her if she found out.  How do I make her feel comfortable doing this?


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OfflineKonyap

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Re: getting sister in law in bed [Re: Leviathan.1]
    #23371051 - 06/22/16 07:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

not really something to be doing when you are married


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Re: getting sister in law in bed [Re: Konyap] * 1
    #23371067 - 06/22/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Why not just find a different woman? That sounds like a path to guaranteed suffering and trouble if you ask me.


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OfflineBlack_Sunset
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Re: getting sister in law in bed [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23371239 - 06/22/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

She has a point. Family drama is not fun especially when it lasts a lifetime. What if everything went wrong? How awkward would that be. And those poor sister


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Re: getting sister in law in bed [Re: Leviathan.1]
    #23371349 - 06/22/16 08:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: getting sister in law in bed [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23371359 - 06/22/16 09:00 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

If you could get them both in bed at the same time I would be truly impressed.


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OfflineLeviathan.1
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Re: getting sister in law in bed [Re: Bobabouy]
    #23371898 - 06/22/16 11:14 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Well my wife had some medical difficulty when she had our child.  She can not have sex without physical pain.  I love my wife, but we rarely do anything because how are you supposed to enjoy getting off when she has tears running down her face.  I know it's still not right but it's been years since we did an thing regularly.  If I didn't know her medical problems I would swear she was cheating on me.  Only way I could go out and get another girl to be with regularly would make me not have time for my child.  I am not proud of it but it is my best option at the time to get my sister in law in bed.


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Re: getting sister in law in bed [Re: Leviathan.1]
    #23371913 - 06/22/16 11:20 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Get a hooker. Talk to your wife to see if she'd be willing pursue some kind of surgery which might rectify the problem. Talk to her about possibly 'opening' the relationship if she's not willing to go down that path. Whatever. Just seriously, your sister in law?

That really is just about the biggest recipe for disaster I've seen in S&R.


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Re: getting sister in law in bed [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23372115 - 06/23/16 01:09 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Leviathan.1 said:
I am not proud of it but it is my best option at the time to get my sister in law in bed.





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Jokeshopbeard said:
Get a hooker then.




:whathesaid:


Don't fuck your sister in law. Its too risky and the odds are not in your favor for such temporary pleasure. Have you even talked to your wife about this and by that I mean have you talked to your wife about your sexual frustration and that you would like to get a hooker


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Re: getting sister in law in bed [Re: Rosen_Rot]
    #23373206 - 06/23/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

OP is trying to get on Jerry Springer  or Maury....Whose baby is it really? Honestly, this is a very bad idea but evidently, people do it a lot otherwise Jerry and Maury wouldn't have jobs.

The way I look at infidelity is rationally....Is 10 seconds of ahhhhhhh worth a lifetime of shit...not only for you but for your wife's family? I mean, shit, you have already told this woman that you want to have sex with her....what if she tells your intentions to your wife? I have found that the key to happiness is something called "peace of mind" OP, there is no peace of mind anywhere in your scenario. The pain will far outweigh the 10 seconds of benefit while you're nutting.


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Re: getting sister in law in bed [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #23374580 - 06/23/16 05:48 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah dude, go for the hooker. If you don't love your wife enough to NOT fuck her goddamn sister than you don't love her enough to stay with her. I think if your wife can't accept that you're a man with desires that are best fulfilled in a healthy way she's being selfish. Not saying she should be ok with a legit open relationship but considering what you are giving up she could at least give you a couple blowjobs a week


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Re: getting sister in law in bed [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23374593 - 06/23/16 05:51 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

What about your wife pursuing medical treatment for this issue? I mean there's obviously something wrong, and modern medicine has it's place...


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--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: getting sister in law in bed [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23376225 - 06/24/16 06:20 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I remember a sister-in-law I had that I thought was pretty hot and much nicer than the one I was married to. Grass always looks greener on the other side. I didn't do anything about it because that looked like a really dumb thing to do. I would advise you not to do it either. If you really have feelings for the sister then at least do it right by first breaking up with your wife.


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Re: getting sister in law in bed [Re: Still_tripping]
    #23376923 - 06/24/16 10:20 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Don't listen to them OP.  GO for the sister in law.


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Re: getting sister in law in bed [Re: midnightmaraude]
    #23382873 - 06/26/16 03:31 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

It's not that the grass is greener in the otherside I could never be in a relationship with the sister in law.  It's like you ever see that trailer park girl you just can't get off your mind.  That's how this is, so trashy she gets your attention.  I've already made it clear to the sister what I want, so it could blow up just as bad from that. Might as well go all the way now.


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Re: getting sister in law in bed [Re: Leviathan.1]
    #23382879 - 06/26/16 03:37 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Make sure and bust in her.


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