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Offlinexbloodwhipx

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Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now
    #23369852 - 06/22/16 12:28 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Talked abunch of mumbo jumbo about the bible and about how he saw a cross in the sky and somehow it convinced him to be a christian and spread the word of god. I just nodded and agreed with him, because i dont really like conflict.
Should I of told him I didnt believe in god. I mean I dont have anything against christians but its kind of disrespectful to approach a stranger and push your beliefs on them, reguardless of what those beliefs are.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: xbloodwhipx] * 2
    #23369889 - 06/22/16 12:48 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

shoulda told him you didn't have time to chat and that you were headed to the strip club for the all you can eat buffet lunch hour plus half off lap dances


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #23369899 - 06/22/16 12:52 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Not a big deal, even if he is a little weird, in his mind he just wants to help you. I would've just said "not interested, have a nice day" and walked off. You know what's really disrespectful? Fucking Jehova's Witnesses. Ughhh. Really? You're gonna show up unannounced while I'm eatin breakfast or gettin some morning head and start telling me what I should believe in, or start lookin in my windows when I don't answer the door cuz you know I'm avoiding your annoying asses? Pssshh.

I think I even still have my homemade pentagram shirt I wore to scare them off without having to even really say anything. I think word got around in the JW community because it's been a long time since I've been approached since then.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: Eminence]
    #23369944 - 06/22/16 01:17 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Should of just converted to Christianity.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: Eminence]
    #23369946 - 06/22/16 01:18 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Niffla said:
shoulda told him you didn't have time to chat and that you were headed to the strip club for the all you can eat buffet lunch hour plus half off lap dances



:lol: that would of been fucking hilarious

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Not a big deal, even if he is a little weird, in his mind he just wants to help you. I would've just said "not interested, have a nice day" and walked off. You know what's really disrespectful? Fucking Jehova's Witnesses. Ughhh. Really? You're gonna show up unannounced while I'm eatin breakfast or gettin some morning head and start telling me what I should believe in, or start lookin in my windows when I don't answer the door cuz you know I'm avoiding your annoying asses? Pssshh.

I think I even still have my homemade pentagram shirt I wore to scare them off without having to even really say anything. I think word got around in the JW community because it's been a long time since I've been approached since then.





Its been ages since jahovas witnesses came to my door. My brother answered the door completely naked and told them we worship satan about 5 years ago (im deadass serious, hes fucking nuts).


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: Niffla]
    #23369948 - 06/22/16 01:19 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Niffla said:
shoulda told him you didn't have time to chat and that you were headed to the strip club for the all you can eat buffet lunch hour plus half off lap dances




This


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #23369949 - 06/22/16 01:19 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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DTCharlieB said:
Should of just converted to Christianity.



Naaaah


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #23369964 - 06/22/16 01:25 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Hope you like warm weather. Haha


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: DTCharlieB] * 1
    #23369974 - 06/22/16 01:28 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

believing in god is as simple as believing in intelligent design


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: Konyap] * 2
    #23369980 - 06/22/16 01:30 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

You're lucky it wasn't a Muslim trying to convert you...

I hear it doesn't turn out well if you don't


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: grower182]
    #23370164 - 06/22/16 02:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Had this happen once. I was at work so I couldn't get away. he walked up and said "hey man can I ask you something". And then he laid this guilt trip on me like I had just fucked his daughter. I said something smart assed to him and the fucking wheels came off. next thing you know this guy got so aggressive people were asking me if they needed to call the cops.

Organized religious people = Crazy person. Rule to live by


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: Sticky Green]
    #23370195 - 06/22/16 02:51 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I could convert you to any religion I like OP

But I'm going to convert you to pony girl



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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: xbloodwhipx] * 1
    #23370318 - 06/22/16 03:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Should have called him an infidel and chased him off yelling aloha snackbar.

Its ok to act a fool in the name of islam and moohamed, peace be unto him.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: myc_check1212]
    #23370337 - 06/22/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

telling christians there god is fucked is like telling children santa clause isnt real, theres no point


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: thelanzii]
    #23370435 - 06/22/16 04:17 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I am kind of a dick to people like that. But they should expect it to happen from time to time.

No matter their opening line, if they start preaching i just say "im really not interested, sorry" and walk away.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: ak47myth]
    #23370466 - 06/22/16 04:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah nah I would have spilled my own crazy philosophy right back at him.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: myc_check1212]
    #23370476 - 06/22/16 04:39 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Should have called him an infidel and chased him off yelling aloha snackbar.

Its ok to act a fool in the name of islam and moohamed, peace be unto him.



Aloha snackbar :rofl:


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23370500 - 06/22/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Aloha snackbar :rofl:



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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #23370765 - 06/22/16 06:14 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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xbloodwhipx said:
Talked abunch of mumbo jumbo about the bible and about how he saw a cross in the sky and somehow it convinced him to be a christian and spread the word of god. I just nodded and agreed with him, because i dont really like conflict.
Should I of told him I didnt believe in god. I mean I dont have anything against christians but its kind of disrespectful to approach a stranger and push your beliefs on them, reguardless of what those beliefs are.




there is nothing disrespectful about someone wanting to share their faith with you. It can be done in a disrespectful manner of course, but sharing itself is not disrespectful. You also dont need to interpret as him pushing his beliefs on you. Again, he is sharing. You are free to say no thank you and walk away.

Where I live we have a lot Hare Krishnas, what I dont like about them is they will hand you a book as though it were free, and then ask for a donation. So now I just say no thank you and walk away.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: Peyote Road]
    #23370805 - 06/22/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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xbloodwhipx said:
Talked abunch of mumbo jumbo about the bible and about how he saw a cross in the sky and somehow it convinced him to be a christian and spread the word of god. I just nodded and agreed with him, because i dont really like conflict.
Should I of told him I didnt believe in god. I mean I dont have anything against christians but its kind of disrespectful to approach a stranger and push your beliefs on them, reguardless of what those beliefs are.




there is nothing disrespectful about someone wanting to share their faith with you. It can be done in a disrespectful manner of course, but sharing itself is not disrespectful. You also dont need to interpret as him pushing his beliefs on you. Again, he is sharing. You are free to say no thank you and walk away.

Where I live we have a lot Hare Krishnas, what I dont like about them is they will hand you a book as though it were free, and then ask for a donation. So now I just say no thank you and walk away.




Well, he wasnt simply sharing his faith. He was insulting other faiths such as islam (calling them "a bunch of terrorist") and jews (saying they were "fucking degenerates stuck in the past), He had no idea if I was either as I hadn't spoken at that point, I just said hi and was listening to him talk. Pretty disrespectful and pushy the way he went about it.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #23370806 - 06/22/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I had to wonder how a person who claims to be a christian could have such foul language lol


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #23370922 - 06/22/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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DTCharlieB said:
Hope you like warm weather. Haha



I guess this dude knows what happens after we die.
Lots of people claim to know.
I feel that most have parents who also claim to know.
Said parents likely also demand that their children must also claim to know....
Lest the whole domino racetrack come falling down
All the way back past the Inquisition
To the time when Constantine put the book of John into the Bible
And excommunicated any sects of Christians claiming that Christ was a teacher,
or a leader that would be a good person to follow


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #23371211 - 06/22/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I love people that do this. Long as I have a bit of spare time on my hands I CANNOT resist drawing them deep into metaphysical discussion and observing their mental gymnastics.

Hell, I'd take it up as a hobby if I had nothing better to do with my time.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: grower182]
    #23371457 - 06/22/16 09:21 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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You're lucky it wasn't a Muslim trying to convert you...

I hear it doesn't turn out well if you don't




Muslims have tried to convert me on innumerable occasions. Eventually they just get bored and leave me alone.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: EllisDSox]
    #23371463 - 06/22/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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grower182 said:
You're lucky it wasn't a Muslim trying to convert you...

I hear it doesn't turn out well if you don't




Muslims have tried to convert me on innumerable occasions. Eventually they just get bored and leave me alone.



I imagine they would get bored, being that you won't convert, but you probably know more about the religion than they do.  Good show.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: California]
    #23371478 - 06/22/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, I do. I tend not to abuse them about it though, cause the ones trying to convert people in the street are ridiculously over friendly to try and give a good impression of Islam. I accidently upset them by saying Moses probably wasn't a real person, but they reacted quite well.

There's these pricks who hand out flyers titled "What does the Bible really say?" and it's glorious fucking with those dickheads. I used to know where all the references to slavery and killing gay people were, but alas I no longer do.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: EllisDSox]
    #23371488 - 06/22/16 09:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

You can Islam circles around Muslims.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: EllisDSox]
    #23371500 - 06/22/16 09:30 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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There's these pricks who hand out flyers titled "What does the Bible really say?" and it's glorious fucking with those dickheads.



I see these lot often in the city. It truly baffles me how much effort they put in trying to convince themselves that they're right by persuading others to join their shitty cult.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: California]
    #23371503 - 06/22/16 09:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

They never even thank me for not asking them why Muhammad banged a child. Bastards.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: EllisDSox]
    #23371520 - 06/22/16 09:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Years ago I remember seeing a group walking around my college campus with flyers that said something along the lines of, "Human's from monkeys!? Did a crocodile evolve from a rock?" And it had a little picture of a crocodile with a tear drop.

It all made sense after that. They really put it into perspective.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23371922 - 06/22/16 11:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

BERSERK DESTROYER said:
There's these pricks who hand out flyers titled "What does the Bible really say?" and it's glorious fucking with those dickheads.



I see these lot often in the city. It truly baffles me how much effort they put in trying to convince themselves that they're right by persuading others to join their shitty cult.




FOOLS. THEY'RE ALL FOOLS OUT THERE. I don't really know who those guys even are. I think they might be Jehovah's Witnesses, but perhaps not.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: EllisDSox]
    #23371959 - 06/22/16 11:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

No, the JW's normally hit you up on your doorstep frantically waving bundles of brainwashing inducing leaflets at you. I've actually found them to be rather pleasant conversationalists, if a little over-indoctrinated in their beliefs. They seem to take quite well to the fact that I normally state 'I couldn't be any less religious if I tried'.

They're normally pretty young though. I pulled that line on an older (non-JW, just straight christian) couple of dudes once, one about mid-40's, the other probably late-60's. The older one shot me a look in response that would wither an oak tree, and send children and the mentally infirm running off crying, probably with their entire view of the human race permanently shattered for life.

It's the ones that setup around the major train stations with their pop-up stands of books and leaflets and step in your path when you're trying to go somewhere that really bug me. I usually retort with something along the lines of 'Don't you see the harm you're doing here? You really should try a good dose of LSD.'

That usually sorts em out pretty quick.

I'm sure they have good intentions at heart, which is the only thing that stops me from throwing as many profanities as I can muster at them and having a good 'ol melt in the process...


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
    #23372337 - 06/23/16 03:48 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I tried to get the Scientologists to do their weird test on me, cause I know that they tell you you're all fucked up at the end and I wanted to start freaking out and say it was because the bad aliens had me or whatever. Tragically they threw me out before I could get to the end of it. Sci fi faggots.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: EllisDSox]
    #23372348 - 06/23/16 03:54 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

There is a scientology place here too.

Maybe I could get some free coffee and a tour and use their facilities.

I'll make sure to have filled up on kebabs so I'll lay some serious eggs.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23372350 - 06/23/16 03:55 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Try and do the thing I tried and failed. They know me too well now for me to do it again unless there's another centre in town.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: EllisDSox]
    #23372371 - 06/23/16 04:10 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I feel like I'm already wasting my time, having not popped by there yet.

Sitting down there, I could close my eyes, stretch my legs and say I'm ready and wait patiently for their move.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23372499 - 06/23/16 05:29 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Do it man. I got the full brainwashing tour and coffee here in London. It's free and it's FUCKING SURREAL. I even had a blast on the e-meter. Fucking thing is made of like bakelite and looks like it's manufactured in china. Bizarre place.

Interestingly though, they asked me to think good thoughts when holding the handles and the needle went up, and then they asked me to think bad thoughts and the needle went down. Same thing for my ex who I was with.

Now I wouldn't put it past some cunt to be remote controlling it or something but it left me puzzled. Then I looked back at the 97 flat screen televisions covering the walls and stacks on stacks of books filled with propaganda. I decided the best course of action at that point was to pull BERZERK special so I ran out crying.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23372552 - 06/23/16 06:12 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, the thing is remote controlled I believe. You didn't stay long enough for them to do the whole, "OH SHIT THIS IS THE WORST READING WE'VE EVER SEEN, WE REALLY HAVE TO FIX YOU!" That's the highlight of the whole thing, and I will have my revenge on these bastards.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: EllisDSox]
    #23372560 - 06/23/16 06:16 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

It was all a bit traumatic. I was probably in floods tears and running for the door as they reached out for my retreating figure and called those exact words.

I'm down for revenge. Can we feed some rodents through their letterbox and then fist out all their windows under the law of SWAFA??


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23372582 - 06/23/16 06:30 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

ONLY IF YOU PASS THE INITIATION RITES. PM Revok for details.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: EllisDSox]
    #23373056 - 06/23/16 09:32 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

BERSERK DESTROYER said:
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grower182 said:
You're lucky it wasn't a Muslim trying to convert you...

I hear it doesn't turn out well if you don't




Muslims have tried to convert me on innumerable occasions. Eventually they just get bored and leave me alone.




In the 30+ years I've lived in this house I have never yet had a single Muslim, or Jew, knock on my door to talk about religion to me. Ever.

Jahova's witneses, yes. I have had them accost me at bus stops, at the doctors surgery, and, when just minding my own business sat on a bench resting my feet halfway into town by a fucking mob of the cunts.

What pisses me off the most about the "Jahova's" is that they will bring children with them, almost as some kind of manipulative ploy, because people are less as likely to slam the door in their face if they have a child with them.
No. Sorry. Piss off.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23373076 - 06/23/16 09:41 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

In some black neighborhoods here in America, black Muslims do go door to door. Probably not as often as jehovas or Mormons.

I'm white but lived in a neighborhood that would get these door knockers. They only knocked once and once they saw I was white they just thanked me for my time and left. They refused to shake my hand too. It was a super awkward situation.


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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: Supachopped719]
    #23373171 - 06/23/16 10:17 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

should have DSHSB:shrug:

covert him to LSDISM


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