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xbloodwhipx

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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#23370806 - 06/22/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I had to wonder how a person who claims to be a christian could have such foul language lol
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Swyfty Swyf
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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: DTCharlieB]
#23370922 - 06/22/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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DTCharlieB said: Hope you like warm weather. Haha
I guess this dude knows what happens after we die. Lots of people claim to know. I feel that most have parents who also claim to know. Said parents likely also demand that their children must also claim to know.... Lest the whole domino racetrack come falling down All the way back past the Inquisition To the time when Constantine put the book of John into the Bible And excommunicated any sects of Christians claiming that Christ was a teacher, or a leader that would be a good person to follow
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
#23371211 - 06/22/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I love people that do this. Long as I have a bit of spare time on my hands I CANNOT resist drawing them deep into metaphysical discussion and observing their mental gymnastics.
Hell, I'd take it up as a hobby if I had nothing better to do with my time.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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EllisDSox
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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: grower182]
#23371457 - 06/22/16 09:21 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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grower182 said: You're lucky it wasn't a Muslim trying to convert you...
I hear it doesn't turn out well if you don't
Muslims have tried to convert me on innumerable occasions. Eventually they just get bored and leave me alone.
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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: EllisDSox]
#23371463 - 06/22/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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BERSERK DESTROYER said:
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grower182 said: You're lucky it wasn't a Muslim trying to convert you...
I hear it doesn't turn out well if you don't
Muslims have tried to convert me on innumerable occasions. Eventually they just get bored and leave me alone.
I imagine they would get bored, being that you won't convert, but you probably know more about the religion than they do. Good show.
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EllisDSox
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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: California]
#23371478 - 06/22/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, I do. I tend not to abuse them about it though, cause the ones trying to convert people in the street are ridiculously over friendly to try and give a good impression of Islam. I accidently upset them by saying Moses probably wasn't a real person, but they reacted quite well.
There's these pricks who hand out flyers titled "What does the Bible really say?" and it's glorious fucking with those dickheads. I used to know where all the references to slavery and killing gay people were, but alas I no longer do.
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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: EllisDSox]
#23371488 - 06/22/16 09:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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You can Islam circles around Muslims.
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: EllisDSox]
#23371500 - 06/22/16 09:30 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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BERSERK DESTROYER said: There's these pricks who hand out flyers titled "What does the Bible really say?" and it's glorious fucking with those dickheads.
I see these lot often in the city. It truly baffles me how much effort they put in trying to convince themselves that they're right by persuading others to join their shitty cult.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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EllisDSox
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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: California]
#23371503 - 06/22/16 09:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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They never even thank me for not asking them why Muhammad banged a child. Bastards.
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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: EllisDSox]
#23371520 - 06/22/16 09:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Years ago I remember seeing a group walking around my college campus with flyers that said something along the lines of, "Human's from monkeys!? Did a crocodile evolve from a rock?" And it had a little picture of a crocodile with a tear drop.
It all made sense after that. They really put it into perspective.
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EllisDSox
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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23371922 - 06/22/16 11:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said:
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BERSERK DESTROYER said: There's these pricks who hand out flyers titled "What does the Bible really say?" and it's glorious fucking with those dickheads.
I see these lot often in the city. It truly baffles me how much effort they put in trying to convince themselves that they're right by persuading others to join their shitty cult.
FOOLS. THEY'RE ALL FOOLS OUT THERE. I don't really know who those guys even are. I think they might be Jehovah's Witnesses, but perhaps not.
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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: EllisDSox]
#23371959 - 06/22/16 11:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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No, the JW's normally hit you up on your doorstep frantically waving bundles of brainwashing inducing leaflets at you. I've actually found them to be rather pleasant conversationalists, if a little over-indoctrinated in their beliefs. They seem to take quite well to the fact that I normally state 'I couldn't be any less religious if I tried'.
They're normally pretty young though. I pulled that line on an older (non-JW, just straight christian) couple of dudes once, one about mid-40's, the other probably late-60's. The older one shot me a look in response that would wither an oak tree, and send children and the mentally infirm running off crying, probably with their entire view of the human race permanently shattered for life.
It's the ones that setup around the major train stations with their pop-up stands of books and leaflets and step in your path when you're trying to go somewhere that really bug me. I usually retort with something along the lines of 'Don't you see the harm you're doing here? You really should try a good dose of LSD.'
That usually sorts em out pretty quick.
I'm sure they have good intentions at heart, which is the only thing that stops me from throwing as many profanities as I can muster at them and having a good 'ol melt in the process...
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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 2
#23372337 - 06/23/16 03:48 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I tried to get the Scientologists to do their weird test on me, cause I know that they tell you you're all fucked up at the end and I wanted to start freaking out and say it was because the bad aliens had me or whatever. Tragically they threw me out before I could get to the end of it. Sci fi faggots.
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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: EllisDSox]
#23372348 - 06/23/16 03:54 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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There is a scientology place here too.
Maybe I could get some free coffee and a tour and use their facilities.
I'll make sure to have filled up on kebabs so I'll lay some serious eggs.
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EllisDSox
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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23372350 - 06/23/16 03:55 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Try and do the thing I tried and failed. They know me too well now for me to do it again unless there's another centre in town.
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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: EllisDSox]
#23372371 - 06/23/16 04:10 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I feel like I'm already wasting my time, having not popped by there yet.
Sitting down there, I could close my eyes, stretch my legs and say I'm ready and wait patiently for their move.
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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23372499 - 06/23/16 05:29 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Do it man. I got the full brainwashing tour and coffee here in London. It's free and it's FUCKING SURREAL. I even had a blast on the e-meter. Fucking thing is made of like bakelite and looks like it's manufactured in china. Bizarre place.
Interestingly though, they asked me to think good thoughts when holding the handles and the needle went up, and then they asked me to think bad thoughts and the needle went down. Same thing for my ex who I was with.
Now I wouldn't put it past some cunt to be remote controlling it or something but it left me puzzled. Then I looked back at the 97 flat screen televisions covering the walls and stacks on stacks of books filled with propaganda. I decided the best course of action at that point was to pull BERZERK special so I ran out crying.
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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23372552 - 06/23/16 06:12 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, the thing is remote controlled I believe. You didn't stay long enough for them to do the whole, "OH SHIT THIS IS THE WORST READING WE'VE EVER SEEN, WE REALLY HAVE TO FIX YOU!" That's the highlight of the whole thing, and I will have my revenge on these bastards.
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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: EllisDSox]
#23372560 - 06/23/16 06:16 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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It was all a bit traumatic. I was probably in floods tears and running for the door as they reached out for my retreating figure and called those exact words.
I'm down for revenge. Can we feed some rodents through their letterbox and then fist out all their windows under the law of SWAFA??
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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EllisDSox
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Re: Some dude tried to convert me to christanity in a park just now [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23372582 - 06/23/16 06:30 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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ONLY IF YOU PASS THE INITIATION RITES. PM Revok for details.
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