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goop


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Would you use a flesh a light?
#23368121 - 06/21/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Honestly, I've definitely wondered how good a flesh light might feel, but I just cannot get myself to seek one out because the thought of using one is too shameful. Having to clean and hide it and what not. And the post cum shame can really kill my mood sometimes.
I can't buy one because I absolutely don't want that item on my digital footprint. It's too embarrassing for me. Even if it's only the NSA laughing at me about it.
I guess if i found one, brand new unopened and no one or cameras saw me take it then I guess I'd try it once and throw it away.
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Re: Would you use a flesh a light? [Re: goop]
#23368125 - 06/21/16 08:06 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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If I had one hell ya not planning on buying one tho same as you lol
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Re: Would you use a flesh a light? [Re: goop] 1
#23368126 - 06/21/16 08:07 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Why do you care so much? I see no need for one but if someone got it for me as a gift or something I'd definitely use it.
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Re: Would you use a flesh a light? [Re: goop] 1
#23368196 - 06/21/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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You sound kinda paranoid OP. Might want to work on that shame thing too, masturbating really isn't a big deal. I would feel kind of silly buying one of those things too, but you seem to be kind of overboard worrying about this stuff.
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Re: Would you use a flesh a light? [Re: goop]
#23368219 - 06/21/16 08:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've had several, I don't give a fuck . What's there really to be embarrassed about? Because you use something to masturbate with instead of just your hand? It's nice to have something "special" once in awhile. If you use it all the time it gets boring.
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Re: Would you use a flesh a light? [Re: Shroomslip] 1
#23368244 - 06/21/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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i had one. it felt great, but it was annoying to have to clean though and just went back to the ol' hand
wish i kept it, to treat myself on occasions.
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Re: Would you use a flesh a light? [Re: Shroomslip]
#23368247 - 06/21/16 08:34 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd use one if I had it, I'd probably even buy one, girls get to have toys for their pleasure, why can't I 
My closest friend has one, said it showed up as a purchase from gifts.com or something on his credit bill and same with the package when it showed up.
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If you were really that close, he wouldn't need a Fleshlight.
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Re: Would you use a flesh a light? [Re: Shroomslip]
#23368273 - 06/21/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomslip said: It's nice to have something "special" once in awhile. If you use it all the time it gets boring.
QFT. I have one.
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Im sure i would find a use if i had one. Maybe hollow it out and stick it in a straightpipe on an old bike as a makeshift muffler.....maybe it would sound like a queef everytime you accelerate....lmao
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Re: Would you use a flesh a light? [Re: spirit_shadow] 1
#23368336 - 06/21/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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A fleshlight would be a greatplace to transport drugs. Jizz all over it, let it get all dry and nasty, and stuff your sack of drugs down in it whenever you have to drive with them. No cops gonna go digging in your used fleshlight
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Re: Would you use a flesh a light? [Re: goop]
#23368343 - 06/21/16 09:03 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I borrowed someones real doll for a while. Those things are dope AF. holding it up and going at it is quite the workout. Never tried the flashlight tho.
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Quote:
luvdemboomers said: A fleshlight would be a greatplace to transport drugs. Jizz all over it, let it get all dry and nasty, and stuff your sack of drugs down in it whenever you have to drive with them. No cops gonna go digging in your used fleshlight 
Law enforcement have put their hands in worse to find people's stashes.
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Re: Would you use a flesh a light? [Re: PatrickKn]
#23368367 - 06/21/16 09:13 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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i have a cheap one that i bought for 7 bucks off of dhgate
id rather fuck a banana
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goop


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Re: Would you use a flesh a light? [Re: Love_spirit]
#23368374 - 06/21/16 09:16 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Love_spirit said: I borrowed someones real doll for a while. Those things are dope AF. holding it up and going at it is quite the workout. Never tried the flashlight tho. 
I've always wondered about those too.
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Re: Would you use a flesh a light? [Re: goop]
#23368443 - 06/21/16 09:41 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dude said he borrowed someones doll. That is disgusting lol. Wouldnt that be like putting your dick into your friends fleshlight?
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koods
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Re: Would you use a flesh a light? [Re: ak47myth] 1
#23368554 - 06/21/16 10:34 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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ak47myth said: Dude said he borrowed someones doll. That is disgusting lol. Wouldnt that be like putting your dick into your friends fleshlight? 
Is that the way you feel about real women as well?
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Re: Would you use a flesh a light? [Re: koods]
#23368739 - 06/21/16 11:45 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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toys do nothing for me, i have a hard enough time without being very sexually frustrated just with tricks that mean nothing. i can't imagine how my mind would have to get wound up to enjoy an inanimate object.
real people for the win, hopefully one you actually are hot for.
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