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This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him!
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I had to stealthily take the pic since he's on his porch right now. So, sorry if it's confusing.
This douche parks his car completely covering the sidewalk every day. Normally you can get around cars parked like this, but you can't go in front because it's butted up against another and you have to go around the rear enter the road, and then go over the curb, across the terrace and then back to the sidewalk. There's usually always another car parked right there in the road (note the white car), so when kids ride their bike past there they have to go down the driveway, around the car and then go around the car in the road (blindly in the kids case) enter the roadway, clear the parked truck in the road and then go back on the sidewalk.
I saw two kids do that last week on their bikes and fly out in front of a car that had to lock the brakes to prevent greasing the kids.
I called him out on it yesterday and he said "I don't care, the landlord said I could park there" 
So, I don't know what to do. Not tryna be a snitch, but it's fucking annoying and I want him to park like everyone else since iI'm tired of pushing the stroller all the way around when I take my daughter for a walk.
What would you guys do?
Edited by shLong (06/21/16 06:22 PM)
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23367780 - 06/21/16 06:19 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I would mow your lawns, and then I would try to get you to talk it out over some nice ice-cold Pepsi made with real sugar. It doesn't sound as if you will make any progress speaking with such a person though, which sucks.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23367782 - 06/21/16 06:20 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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There's actually one house between us, so no mowing his shit.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
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California said: I would mow your lawns, and then I would try to get you to talk it out over some nice ice-cold Pepsi made with real sugar.
peculiar strategy broseph
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23367790 - 06/21/16 06:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Get some dynamite. Blow up the car. Thatll teach em.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23367792 - 06/21/16 06:23 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Is this the "give me your Internet" guy?
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Boomer The Great said: Get some dynamite. Blow up the car. Thatkl teach em.
Too aggressive.
Release moths down his chimney. In like 10 years he'll have holes in his shirts. It's a slow but effective.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Burke Dennings]
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Burke Dennings said: Is this the "give me your Internet" guy?
Haha, no... That would be the house between ours... But his baby mama had enough of his shit and gave him the boot.. Thank fuck!
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Niffla]
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Niffla said:
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Boomer The Great said: Get some dynamite. Blow up the car. Thatkl teach em.
Too aggressive.
Release moths down his chimney. In like 10 years he'll have holes in his shirts. It's a slow but effective.
Woah, calm down there, Mr Manson
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23367819 - 06/21/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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The car or truck that's usually in the road causing the blind spot isn't there now, but here's a little better grasp of the situation.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Niffla]
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Niffla said:
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California said: I would mow your lawns, and then I would try to get you to talk it out over some nice ice-cold Pepsi made with real sugar.
peculiar strategy broseph
Thank you very much. My techniques may not be conventional, but I am all about results, I also like mowed lawns and Pepsi made with real sugar(instead of high-fructose corn syrup).
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23367827 - 06/21/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd say call the city about it if it's that much of a safety hazard and he doesn't give a shit.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23367832 - 06/21/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah I know exactly how you feel, people do that shit all the time. When you've got kids with you or your dog it's a huge pain in the ass and it's dangerous. One time my dogs almost got ran over because some guy parked just like that and didn't pay attention to see if anyone was behind him when he was backing up. He only stopped because I yelled at him. If that was some kids or if I wasn't paying attention something bad would have happened for sure. I would have been a lot madder if I had my kids then too. Anyway that's illegal in a lot of places, his landlord can't just make up rules about town property. You can call him in but I'd probably do something like putting a dogwalking ad out and let them all shit on his lawn.
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Niffla said:
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Boomer The Great said: Get some dynamite. Blow up the car. Thatkl teach em.
Too aggressive.
Release moths down his chimney. In like 10 years he'll have holes in his shirts. It's a slow but effective.
Woah, calm down there, Mr Manson
Just imagine the horror on his face when he walks into his closet in 2026 and sees a dime sized hole in his affliction shirt
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Being a "snitch" is only a bad thing if you out someone for something that either you're involved yourself to get out of trouble or if you're reporting someone who isn't hurting anyone. If it's to help keep some kids safer then I would not call that snitching.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23367849 - 06/21/16 06:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Next time he leaves, install a spike strip on the sidewalk 
Or bolt a wooden skate ramp down near the sidewalk when the car leaves then blame the neighbour skateboarders for leaving it behind
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Eminence]
#23367851 - 06/21/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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He'll know it was me that made the call, though.
Still make the call?
Fwiw, he's a Mexican with a bunch of across the chest tats and shit.. So probably not too savory
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23367870 - 06/21/16 06:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Invite him over for hamburgers.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
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I would if he didn't have the decency to move after I talked to him about it. Idk, if you're scared of him or something just ask him one more time and say that other residents have the same concern, so he can't really single you out, or maybe walk over with another neighbor, maybe the parents of the kid you said almost got hit. I'd be surprised if they haven't already talked to him about it though if you have already.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23367900 - 06/21/16 06:55 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said: He'll know it was me that made the call, though.
Still make the call?
Fwiw, he's a Mexican with a bunch of across the chest tats and shit.. So probably not too savory
Even so, try to appeal to any goodness he may have. Nobody wants to accidentally run anyone over and ruin multiple lives. Be firm, but cool, and try to talk to him again. If you see or hear about anything dangerous after that, then make that call.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Eminence]
#23367908 - 06/21/16 06:56 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I hate when people do this too. But it seems pretty common and everyone seems to just accept it. That guy is in every neighborhood.
It is annoying though.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Eminence]
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Eminence said: I would if he didn't have the decency to move after I talked to him about it. Idk, if you're scared of him or something just ask him one more time and say that other residents have the same concern, so he can't really single you out, or maybe walk over with another neighbor, maybe the parents of the kid you said almost got hit. I'd be surprised if they haven't already talked to him about it though if you have already.
Also, at least talk to the city to find out the legality of the situation. In his mind it's something he's allowed to do because the landlord said so.
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shLong said:
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Burke Dennings said: Is this the "give me your Internet" guy?
Haha, no... That would be the house between ours... But his baby mama had enough of his shit and gave him the boot.. Thank fuck!
I knew that guy wouldn't last long once there was a baby in the house.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23367912 - 06/21/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Maybe it's time to move out of the ghetto.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: psi]
#23367953 - 06/21/16 07:09 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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He's outside.. I'm gonna go holler at him now.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong] 3
#23367957 - 06/21/16 07:10 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said: He's outside.. I'm gonna go holler at him now.
watch out for that uppercut bro
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Niffla]
#23367964 - 06/21/16 07:13 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh shit...
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Boomer The Great]
#23367971 - 06/21/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shlong if he hits you hit him back
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Niffla]
#23367978 - 06/21/16 07:18 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have a feeling that the dude is going to act like everything's cool and then when shlong comes close for the neighborly embrace...
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Niffla]
#23368000 - 06/21/16 07:24 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Alright so..
There were like 7 of em out on the porch, like always. Walked up and identified the chest tats and started my thing. Just told them about the kids and that's it's not legal to block it. Told him that I know I'm not the sidewalk police, but that shit ain't cool when kids almost get greased. He fucking walked inside... I had my daughter with me so I was fucking praying we wasn't gonna come back out with a pistol or some shit. I ended up just telling the porch dwellers what was up and why I confronted him like I did yesterday.
He came back out (unarmed, as far as I know) and just stood there with his arms crossed at his chest like "Fuck you, cracker.
I just said it'd be really cool if he would park like everyone else and left. He didn't say anything to me at all really... The other porch people seemed OK, but could tell they weren't very impressed with my visit.
So, I guess we'll see how things go forward.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23368012 - 06/21/16 07:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mow his lawn and give him Pepsi with real sugar!!
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Burke Dennings]
#23368017 - 06/21/16 07:29 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Burke Dennings said:
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shLong said:
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Burke Dennings said: Is this the "give me your Internet" guy?
Haha, no... That would be the house between ours... But his baby mama had enough of his shit and gave him the boot.. Thank fuck!
I knew that guy wouldn't last long once there was a baby in the house. 
ditto
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: goop]
#23368020 - 06/21/16 07:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Point video cameras from your property toward his. A lot of them. He will either flip out over it, or you will get footage of him running someone over and then you can proceed from there.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: goop]
#23368024 - 06/21/16 07:32 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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goop said: Mow his lawn and give him Pepsi with real sugar!!
yeah sadly this is looking more and more like the last remaining viable option
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Boomer The Great] 1
#23368027 - 06/21/16 07:33 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Spread a buch of dog shit in that spot while he is gone.
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#23368029 - 06/21/16 07:34 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Pay a bum to ride a bike full speed into his car a few times, the threaten him with a lawsuit if he doesn't pay up.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23368043 - 06/21/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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OP. Call the city, blocking the sidewalk is a by-law in most communities.
Or you could talk to him again and try to make him realize how its an inconvenience to you. If he doesn't understand then you go to plan B.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: idiotek] 2
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Geoff Peterson said: Pay a bum to ride a bike full speed into his car a few times, the threaten him with a lawsuit if he doesn't pay up.
You've been watching way too much Better Call Saul
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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I was gonna wreck a free bike into his door and leave it there for him to find in the morning..
At least, that was my plan I came up with as I was losing sleep over this last night
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LogicaL Chaos said:
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Geoff Peterson said: Pay a bum to ride a bike full speed into his car a few times, the threaten him with a lawsuit if he doesn't pay up.
You've been watching way too much Better Call Saul 
lmao I thought the same shit when I saw that post
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Niffla]
#23368075 - 06/21/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Some didn't say anything to you? Hes on the sidewalk, which probably is a finable offense.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Patlal]
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I would possibly try calling the landlord and explain the situation about the kids almost getting hit. He may tell him to move his car because of possible liabilty issues is someone does get hurt. At first thought doesnt seem very likely it could come back to him of a kid did get hurt but after thinking about it it could very well happen. If someones kid gets killed over it someone will pay.
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Idea: purposly ride a bycicle into his car (try to break an arm or something) then sue him for his car. Then when you get it park it in an inconvenient spot for him lol
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Burke Dennings]
#23368229 - 06/21/16 08:30 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Burke Dennings said:
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shLong said:
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Burke Dennings said: Is this the "give me your Internet" guy?
Haha, no... That would be the house between ours... But his baby mama had enough of his shit and gave him the boot.. Thank fuck!
I knew that guy wouldn't last long once there was a baby in the house. 
Burke.. You actually called that shit in the wifi thread.
Good shit, dude 
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Burke Dennings said: No matter how you play it with not giving him the password, it's likely that he won't be living there too long. When the baby comes, no one in your town will be able to find that guy.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
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Living next to mex,s would really suck
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: 5150]
#23368513 - 06/21/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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you are fucking with the cartel here man
mexicants are touchy about their turf
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Call the city, call to deport him, pop his tires.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: qman]
#23368641 - 06/21/16 11:12 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Problem is, I live 100 feet away and have a woman and child living here. I can't be upsetting the wrong type of person.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
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key the car, fill the gas tank with sugar, complain to the other parents around him and get them on your side.
people are lazy and stupid, unfortunately our society generally rewards this entitled persona at least at the top.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
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shLong said: Problem is, I live 100 feet away and have a woman and child living here. I can't be upsetting the wrong type of person.
Get some disabled person to complain about it blocking their accessibility to the sidewalk and shit. There is much likelier to be a response than if somebody is just saying it impedes the ease of their stroll.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: idiotek]
#23369038 - 06/22/16 04:45 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Buy a syringe with a needle and inject butyric acid into his car through the rubber seals. His car will smell like puke for the rest of all time.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
#23369040 - 06/22/16 04:49 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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howsyournaggerdoin said: Buy a syringe with a needle and inject butyric acid into his car through the rubber seals. His car will smell like puke for the rest of all time.
I don't agree with fucking with peoples property behind their backs, but that's pretty funny.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23369117 - 06/22/16 06:02 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Print out fake tickets and put them on his car. That might stop him
Or just key his car. Or put nails behind his tire so when he backs out they get stuck in his tire. Try to aim for the sidewall because then he needs new tires
But since you just confronted him about it, I'd wait a few weeks to retaliate if he doesn't stop. Call the city too and see if they can help
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong] 1
#23369157 - 06/22/16 06:35 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said:

Do you know what kind of ride he has under that blue cover? 
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California said: talk it out over some nice ice-cold Coronas , and invite him over for tacos...
fixed... . . .
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: UncleCid] 1
#23369370 - 06/22/16 08:47 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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UncleCid said: Print out fake tickets and put them on his car. That might stop him
Or just key his car. Or put nails behind his tire so when he backs out they get stuck in his tire. Try to aim for the sidewall because then he needs new tires
But since you just confronted him about it, I'd wait a few weeks to retaliate if he doesn't stop. Call the city too and see if they can help
I am certain this tattooed Mexican man will never think of the milky bar kid who complained to him personally about his parking when he notices intentional damage to his car.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23369374 - 06/22/16 08:48 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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LobsterSauce said:
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UncleCid said: Print out fake tickets and put them on his car. That might stop him
Or just key his car. Or put nails behind his tire so when he backs out they get stuck in his tire. Try to aim for the sidewall because then he needs new tires
But since you just confronted him about it, I'd wait a few weeks to retaliate if he doesn't stop. Call the city too and see if they can help
I am certain this tattooed Mexican man will never think of the milky bar kid who complained to him personally about his parking when he notices intentional damage to his car.
Hence the "wait a few weeks" part
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: UncleCid]
#23369383 - 06/22/16 08:54 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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UncleCid said:
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LobsterSauce said:
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UncleCid said: Print out fake tickets and put them on his car. That might stop him
Or just key his car. Or put nails behind his tire so when he backs out they get stuck in his tire. Try to aim for the sidewall because then he needs new tires
But since you just confronted him about it, I'd wait a few weeks to retaliate if he doesn't stop. Call the city too and see if they can help
I am certain this tattooed Mexican man will never think of the milky bar kid who complained to him personally about his parking when he notices intentional damage to his car.
Hence the "wait a few weeks" part
I'd still err on the side of caution when trying to deal with such a situation.
It's easy to have bright ideas when the tattoed Mexican man isn't your neighbour.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23369387 - 06/22/16 08:57 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, I mean sidewalks are city property, so just call the city and which ever department deals with parking tickets. Tell them to come check it out. After a few tickets I'm sure he will stop
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shLong



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: vinsue]
#23369398 - 06/22/16 09:03 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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vinsue said:
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shLong said:

Do you know what kind of ride he has under that blue cover? 
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California said: talk it out over some nice ice-cold Coronas , and invite him over for tacos...
fixed... . . . 
I believe an older Cutless.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23369632 - 06/22/16 10:55 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Like California said your only chance here to defeat this man is with a refreshing cold can of pepsi with real sugar
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Niffla] 1
#23369681 - 06/22/16 11:20 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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IDK Shlong, bottom line is that his car is parked on city property. Either you suck it up and do nothing, basically letting this guy have his way or you call the city. Those are your only logical choices. If he retaliates in any way...proceed from there...if he threatens you or yours....call the cops.
You have already opened the can dude..now ya gotta do something. Just make sure it's legal and above board. Doesn't sound like talking things over has worked to well.
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Dr.Wongburger
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23369745 - 06/22/16 11:50 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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You went about this all wrong.. you should of socially engineered him. Invited him over for burgers and a Pepsi like the other guy said... then once you wiggled your way into his circle and scored his phone number you were supposed to find out what cell phone company he's with. You can do this two ways:
1. Ask him and get it that way if he budges
2. OR if that way is to awkward and weird, create a fake email address and go threw the list of "@" extensions and try sending a email with each one until you finally no longer receive the "Failed delivery message".
http://www.textsendr.com/emailsms.php
After getting his number and the sms @ extension you go to google and type in "Free muslim email subscription" or "free horoscope email subscription" or "Free baptist email subscriptions" and finally "free astrology email subscription".
You would be absolutely shocked how many religious email subscriptions do not require a email confirmation/ do not send confirmation messages to sign up for. The religious people are desperate, they just want to pump you up with the sludge.
You will find that there also is usually like 100 check box's for separate/ multiple subscriptions at once.
What this does is fill up their cell phone/ SMS box with 100's of emails threw out the day/ spams/ text's the living SHIT out of them.. or should I say into them. Straight to their SMS inbox, constantly going off.
BTW most people are to damned stupid to use a SMS blocker or Call blocker.. along with being to ignorant to call up the cellular company and claim harassment to get a free number change. So depending on the company it's rather Free-$25 bucks to change the number.
hmmm... that covers the SMS spam. Should I emphasize on how to get them non stop phone call's?
I learned all this from a guy on youtube. Pretty cool guy.
ohhh yea.. piss on the car bro. Piss FTW all the way.
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Burke Dennings
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
#23369812 - 06/22/16 12:15 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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That is the dumbest suggestion yet. How does that get the car off the sidewalk?
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Dr.Wongburger] 2
#23369824 - 06/22/16 12:18 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said: Problem is, I live 100 feet away and have a woman and child living here. I can't be upsetting the wrong type of person.
Then drop it. It's a car down the road from you parked in a dudes driveway....
Go into any neighborhood in the world and see dozens of others doing the same thing.
Boo hoo you have to walk around the car...
People shouldn't be riding their bikes on the sidewalks anyway, so if people are having to swerve to dodge the car, it's on them as well.
Seems like you're l getting worked up about your neighbors a lot. Maybe try smoking some weed and chillin out.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Supachopped719]
#23369839 - 06/22/16 12:23 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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At the very minimum wipe a booger on the driver's side door handle every time you walk by.
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shLong



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Supachopped719]
#23369859 - 06/22/16 12:33 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's actually an alley enterence, not a driveway, but you make a good point. We don't have typical driveways in this area too much. Most of it is handled through alleys that run between blocks, so you either have to park in the street or in your alley spot, if applicable.
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badchad
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: DTCharlieB]
#23369873 - 06/22/16 12:41 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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DTCharlieB said: I would possibly try calling the landlord and explain the situation about the kids almost getting hit. He may tell him to move his car because of possible liabilty issues is someone does get hurt.
This^ talk to the landlord.
I never thought things like this were a "big deal," until I saw an episode of that show "parking wars." In the show, a guy got ticketed for parking and covering crosswalk. A guy in a wheel chair rolled up to the parking and thanked him by saying: "thanks, when people park like that I can't get me wheel chair across the street since I can't get my chair up (or down) the curbs."
Puts it in perspective.
-------------------- ...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge. It is an indellible experience; it is forever known. I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did. Smith, P. Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27. ...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely. Osmond, H. Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: badchad]
#23369959 - 06/22/16 01:24 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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badchad said:
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DTCharlieB said: I would possibly try calling the landlord and explain the situation about the kids almost getting hit. He may tell him to move his car because of possible liabilty issues is someone does get hurt.
This^ talk to the landlord.
I never thought things like this were a "big deal," until I saw an episode of that show "parking wars." In the show, a guy got ticketed for parking and covering crosswalk. A guy in a wheel chair rolled up to the parking and thanked him by saying: "thanks, when people park like that I can't get me wheel chair across the street since I can't get my chair up (or down) the curbs."
Puts it in perspective.
He's right. Send a certified letter to the landlord and keep a copy for yourself. That will get his attention for sure.
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Dr.Wongburger
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Burke Dennings]
#23370028 - 06/22/16 01:54 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Burke Dennings said: That is the dumbest suggestion yet. How does that get the car off the sidewalk?
You took that seriously? I'm blatantly joking. Definitely not trolling tho... 
Since apparently legitimate and illegitimate solutions are fair game, here is a idea:
Type his address into google, find his land line phone number by searching the address then "Phone number" after the address, so search "6666 6th st, your city, CA(or your state) phone number"
When I search most address like that I find the phone numbers with it. This idea will not work if he does not have a land line or you can't get his number.
For educational purposes only:
Download a Caller Id spoofer. "Caller Id Faker" Is free to use- supported threw advertisements if you use android. They may make it for apple products, I'm not sure.
What you can do is call them up under your local police department's phone number or county's.
Have a friend or some one else talk on the phone so he does not recognize your voice. When you call him it will show up the police departments phone number (this is good for legitimacy).
When your friend or who ever calls he/she can impersonate a police officer. Go ahead and visit your local departments website to find a officers name. Pick a name, any name, if wanted otherwise just have the person make something up. Claim to be a officer. Which is highly illegal.
Anyways say "This is your local "so and so police department" we are calling to inform you that we have received a number of complaints, that is more than one about your vehicle being illegally parked on the side walk and is a danger to the public, we are calling you to issue a warning so that you can go ahead and move your vehicle before we take farther steps and send a officer in person to possibly issue you a ticket, thank you for your time and if you have any questions please call us back at -your local departments number-, have a great day."
If he picks up the phone and that is said to him or even if you leave a voice mail its likely that he will not call back with questions, he will probably just move the vehicle.
If he decides not to move the vehicle maybe you can call up the department claiming something bogus or what's really going on - about the vehicle being parked there so they will actually show up in person making him actually move the vehicle.
If you are concerned about getting in trouble for impersonation just download a free wifi phone app for your phone or if your really concerned use a tablet then install a VPN, the Caller ID faker app works with free VOIP's and will function threw the VPN although sometimes lagy, that way you won't be traced.
Since you originally did not want him to know/think you have complained, instead of saying "we have received a number of complaints", say some other bogus bullshit like "The city has been doing surveys and has noticed you repeatedly have parked the vehicle on the side walk, it has been brought to our attention"
Or just claim to be from the city. Create a entire new scenario. Get creative hehe. Anyways, hope this helps you O.P.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
#23370042 - 06/22/16 01:59 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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The neighbor isn't going to move the car out of spite.
This could turn into neighborhood war.
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Dr.Wongburger
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: qman]
#23370050 - 06/22/16 02:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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qman said: The neighbor isn't going to move the car out of spite.
This could turn into neighborhood war.
He does sound a bit stubborn. I mean is there just no where else to park the damn thing or what!
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shLong



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: qman] 4
#23370052 - 06/22/16 02:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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qman said: The neighbor isn't going to move the car out of spite.
This could turn into neighborhood war.
I already know he's not gonna. Definitely not the type to do so. I don't think I can really justify escalating the situation. So, I don't think it'll turn in to a war. It'll just slowly gnaw away at me until I butcher my family and eat a pistol.
It's been real, folks
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Dr.Wongburger
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23370060 - 06/22/16 02:05 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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like some one else said.. just pay a bum to run into it on a bicycle. Sounds good....
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qman
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong] 1
#23370065 - 06/22/16 02:07 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said:
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qman said: The neighbor isn't going to move the car out of spite.
This could turn into neighborhood war.
I already know he's not gonna. Definitely not the type to do so. I don't think I can really justify escalating the situation. So, I don't think it'll turn in to a war. It'll just slowly gnaw away at me until I butcher my family and eat a pistol.
It's been real, folks
Cover his car with bees if he doesn't move it.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23370066 - 06/22/16 02:07 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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wow that guys a f-a-g
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Tripsurfer
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Konyap]
#23370103 - 06/22/16 02:21 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Start walking by the front of his car. That way you can walk on his property and trample the blue tarp. As it is his own car blocking your shortest route he cant really complain about that.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Konyap]
#23370105 - 06/22/16 02:21 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Potassium Nitrate. Blasting Cap.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Bobabouy]
#23370211 - 06/22/16 02:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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There's only one solution left OP. Use your 2nd amendment rights
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shLong



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Patlal]
#23370215 - 06/22/16 02:58 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't have 2nd amendment rights, sadly.
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Bobabouy
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23370237 - 06/22/16 03:07 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said: I don't have 2nd amendment rights, sadly.
Even felons can buy fertilizer.
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musiclover420
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23370243 - 06/22/16 03:10 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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How about write up a fake note, supposedly from a disabled person explaining why it is a problem and stick it to his car in the night.
Maybe add something at the end like "I wanted to be reasonable and ask person to person before going to the city with this as it is illegal."
Something along those lines might get his attention
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23370334 - 06/22/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Go to the city/police and the landlord and take care of it legally.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23370340 - 06/22/16 03:41 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said:

The car or truck that's usually in the road causing the blind spot isn't there now, but here's a little better grasp of the situation.
sue the city, the sidewalk shouldnt be 20 feet off the road, I hope to god the city mows all that extra grass each week, the state's right of way is 26 feet of the center line on a 2 lane road and it looks like that sidewalk is actually his property since it's well outside of that right of way
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Patlal
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Bobabouy]
#23370342 - 06/22/16 03:41 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Bobabouy said:
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shLong said: I don't have 2nd amendment rights, sadly.
Even felons can buy fertilizer.
lol. This shit is going too far
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23370343 - 06/22/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fuck no..We have to mow the terrace
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23370345 - 06/22/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said: Fuck no..We have to mow the terrace
Looks like you got the city at fault. Congratulations on your soon to be million dollar compensation.
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shLong



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Patlal]
#23370348 - 06/22/16 03:44 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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LOL...I still don't fully understand that issue, but I'm willing to learn... :schoolboyshLong:
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Prisoner#1
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23370357 - 06/22/16 03:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said: Fuck no..We have to mow the terrace
sounds like it's time to confront the city about their poor choices in sidewalk placement, they need to start mowing or they need to relocate the sidewalk, remove the old one and sod the bare dirt they leave
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shLong



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23370362 - 06/22/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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The sidewalk should be moved which direction in your mind?
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23370373 - 06/22/16 03:53 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: sue the city
Fuckin' A man. Disagree with all these suggestions of underhand tacticts against the man' property (glad to see you not going along with that shit shLong) regardless of his attitude, but fuck these city/council people straight in the ass. Bunch of cunts if ever I knew one. Was on the phone to mine this morning about moving out and stopping council tax - these people, the government - they're the ones that deserve to pay for this. Fuck 'em, they're the real goddamned criminals anyway.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Prisoner#1
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23370402 - 06/22/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said: The sidewalk should be moved which direction in your mind?
the current sidewalk should be moved to the landfill
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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Prisoner#1 said: sue the city
Fuckin' A man. Disagree with all these suggestions of underhand tacticts against the man' property (glad to see you not going along with that shit shLong) regardless of his attitude, but fuck these city/council people straight in the ass. Bunch of cunts if ever I knew one. Was on the phone to mine this morning about moving out and stopping council tax - these people, the government - they're the ones that deserve to pay for this. Fuck 'em, they're the real goddamned criminals anyway.
so you have no problem with a wanker being a wanker but god damn if the city should get and fucking sleep... call the mayor at his home every day at 3am and remind him he needs to do something to make you fucking happy
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23370415 - 06/22/16 04:06 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Walk on the other side of the street.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Spiderbaby]
#23370558 - 06/22/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sonofabitch.. He's parked in the road right now..
It's a trap
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shLong said: Sonofabitch.. He's parked in the road right now..
It's a trap 

The long brutal cold war over a few feet of sidewalk is finally over
shLong 1, neighbor 0
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23370589 - 06/22/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said: Sonofabitch.. He's parked in the road right now..
It's a trap 
pepperspray his door handle just to make sure he knows who runs the sidewalk
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Niffla]
#23370593 - 06/22/16 05:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Niffla said:
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shLong said: Sonofabitch.. He's parked in the road right now..
It's a trap 

The long brutal cold war over a few feet of sidewalk is finally over
shLong 1, neighbor 0
Oh, not so fast now. This has all the trappings of a multi year fued in the making.
One day at a time.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong] 1
#23370620 - 06/22/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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He found out the deranged drugged out minds of the Shroomery were on this case, he wanted no part of it even though he's most likely some high level Mexico gang member.
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shLong said:
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Niffla said:
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shLong said: Sonofabitch.. He's parked in the road right now..
It's a trap 

The long brutal cold war over a few feet of sidewalk is finally over
shLong 1, neighbor 0
Oh, not so fast now. This has all the trappings of a multi year fued in the making.
One day at a time.
I still remember Operation Desert Storm
This was way tougher
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23370633 - 06/22/16 05:38 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Is that your spiffy pink tomato cage?
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23370656 - 06/22/16 05:42 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Put land mines in his driveway.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23370670 - 06/22/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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California said: Is that your spiffy pink tomato cage?
The Misses' purdy pink tomato cage... (and did you know, bean cages are just upside down tomato cages? (shown in green) )
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Sun King]
#23370673 - 06/22/16 05:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sun King said: Put land mines in his driveway.
don't you watch the news bro
the war's over
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California said: Is that your spiffy pink tomato cage?
The Misses' purdy pink tomato cage... (and did you know, bean cages are just upside down tomato cages? (shown in green) )
Awesome. I like it. Gardens need color. I did not know that. Did you know that Capers used tomato cages upside down on tomatoes?
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23370749 - 06/22/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: so you have no problem with a wanker being a wanker but god damn if the city should get and fucking sleep... call the mayor at his home every day at 3am and remind him he needs to do something to make you fucking happy
Fuckin' right I do. I've been in enough disputes with people over my years to know that the back 'n forth that ensues is so fucking destructive to the lives of those involved.
And then you've got the thieving, lying government, who I give tens of thousands to every year who do next to fuck all to improve my life and act like the most self righteous pricks going. I'd at least be able to develop a rapport with a tattoo'd thug, and would likely benefit from it (I have many times before).
But the council and government just rape my pockets and fuck me over. So fuck 'em, get 'em to to their bloody jobs.
I don't know why you added the 'call the mayor at his home every day at 3am' part - that just seems like a facetious quip to try and make your point stand out. IMO it just makes your argument look farcical; like do you actually have a good point to make here?
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23370763 - 06/22/16 06:14 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Don't worry, I have no mayor. We're a city council government
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shLong said: Don't worry, I have no mayor. We're a city council government 
You better have a quick nap. You have a lot of 3am phone calling to do!
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23370782 - 06/22/16 06:19 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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This thread is funny.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23370795 - 06/22/16 06:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just as it should be; a pub is a place for good laughs! I've spat out a few mouthfuls of drink or joints I've been smoking laughing at stuff that goes on here...
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23370810 - 06/22/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was glad for shLong's sake that the war had ended
But now that it's over the entertainment value of this thread is surely going to take a hit
So now I kinda hope it reignites at some point
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Niffla]
#23370948 - 06/22/16 07:06 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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you're not supposed to ride your bike on the sidewalk anyway
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: morrowasted]
#23370977 - 06/22/16 07:13 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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We're talking kids here... Pretty sure little shits aren't supposed to be in the road.
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#23370983 - 06/22/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dude. morrowasted is your neighbor!
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23370995 - 06/22/16 07:19 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I had a copper go mad at me when I was like 12 (20 years ago) for riding my pushbike on an empty sidewalk. What an absolute power-tripping prick. Loads of cyclists here are killed by cars on the raods every year here.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23371005 - 06/22/16 07:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Maybe his granny was killed in a pushbike accident.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23371021 - 06/22/16 07:25 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well, I was actually aiming to mow down as many grannies as I possibly could on that particular day, so maybe he was actually the good guy in that situation...
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23371079 - 06/22/16 07:39 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I hope you can appreciate it now that you are the (a) cop (moderator). There is a lesson in there somewhere.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23371094 - 06/22/16 07:45 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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IYO. I see it entirely differently. I'm just a man that loves this community with all his heart and when asked if he could help of course could not say no, cause... I love this community.
I'm not here to police anyone. I just want it to be a place where we can all come to get a dose of 'not normal' life and relax; you know, a place where people are nice to each other and can talk about anything their hearts desire without the fear of all the 'normal' people out there judging them for it.
I wanted the same thing long before I became a mod.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23371101 - 06/22/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: IYO. I see it entirely differently. I'm just a man that loves this community with all his heart and when asked if he could help of course could not say no, cause... I love this community.
I'm not here to police anyone. I just want it to be a place where we can all come to get a dose of 'not normal' life; you know, where people are nice to each other and can talk about anything their hearts desire without the fear of all the 'normal' people out there judging them for it.
I wanted the same thing long before I became a mod.
I understand, and I didn't mean it quite so literally. It wasn't I whom made the " " graemlin to resemble a cop, COPPER!
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23371109 - 06/22/16 07:50 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: I'm not here to police anyone. I just want it to be a place where we can all come to get a dose of 'not normal' life and relax; you know, a place where people are nice to each other and can talk about anything their hearts desire without the fear of all the 'normal' people out there judging them for it.
IRL cops try to say the same thing, and half of the bar doesn't buy it.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23371113 - 06/22/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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LOL, there goes sarcasm flying straight over my head as usual. Sometimes I really question why my brain is wired up in such a way as to take everything so literally.
I used to hate cops, all of them, with a passion. But the last couple that have pulled me on my motorbike have been fuckin' chill dudes. Even the one that chased me down at 150mph! Started showing me pics of HIS Fireblade (which is what I was on) on his phone. I swear I mayaswell have been sharing a beer and a joint with the one before that, we chatted for like half an hour!
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23371122 - 06/22/16 07:53 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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California said: IRL cops try to say the same thing, and half of the bar doesn't buy it.
That's because at least 70% of cops (here at least, sounds way worse there) are power-tripping arrogant fucks.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23371123 - 06/22/16 07:53 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I thought you were the one whom didn't get sarcasm, but I thought you used it a couple posts back about you trying to mow over the grannies.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23371127 - 06/22/16 07:55 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I seem to be able to use it from time to time, just not interpret it. My wife used to wind me up with it all the time. It's a lot more funny when you can share a laugh to break the tension after...
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23371143 - 06/22/16 07:58 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I wasn't trying to wind you up at all. I don't care to do such things. Especially not to noob mods in the fucking pub, because I have been blacklisted as an OTDer, and PNG-ed from the pub before for simply using a shroomery sanctioned graemlin.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23371155 - 06/22/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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No no, I don't think you were man, I was just expressing how people that know me well can take advantage of that weakness. In fact I've thoroughly enjoyed our last few interactions.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23371259 - 06/22/16 08:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Cool. People are wound up enough from the world, and I am not trying to add to it.
I have also thoroughly enjoyed our recent posts.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23373272 - 06/23/16 10:46 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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OK so.. It'd appear he is now parking in the street during the day and then back in that spot overnight. The car has moved several times and it follows that trend so far. I can definitely live with that.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23373303 - 06/23/16 10:55 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Cool, I guess he decided to be reasonable about it after giving it some more thought.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: psi]
#23373306 - 06/23/16 10:56 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, he probably had some kind of macho BS going on in front of his friends.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23373388 - 06/23/16 11:17 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, we'll see how it all plays out going forward.
I noticed he was in that spot when I left for work this morning, but when I ran home to grab lunch he was in the road. So I'm thinking he's probably gonna park there when he knows he'll be in for the night, but in the road during the day or other times. Even though he's not parked legally at night, it's a "compromise" I can live with, being that little kids and such probably shouldn't be crusing around much after dark.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23373395 - 06/23/16 11:19 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I feel all about this, but it really is the right thing and I'm happy that he was (at least for now) willing to hear me out or whatever.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong] 1
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Happy ending.
He probably has something illegal in his house in addition to being on probation or parole. Not worth the risk of having you call the cops just so he can park where he's comfortable.
You should buy him a beer and tell him thanks. You guys could become besties.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Supachopped719]
#23373601 - 06/23/16 12:10 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well I found out yesterday that my girl took a bunch of baby formula over there last week and gave it to them because she saw there was a baby there every now and then. So perhaps that helped in showing we're not terrible people. 
I'll just keep being cordial, waving and saying hi like I have been and hopefully this will become a thing of the past.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23373873 - 06/23/16 01:44 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was going to suggest minding your own business, but you got a point with the kids. The law does say that you aren't supposed to bike on the sidewalk though, so technically the kids were in the wrong too.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: j3danentz]
#23373946 - 06/23/16 02:08 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Do people really want children riding in the road? Serious question.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23373951 - 06/23/16 02:09 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well it doesn't really matter what people want. It's the law.
But no, I don't think they should be.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: j3danentz]
#23373977 - 06/23/16 02:19 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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j3danentz said: The law does say that you aren't supposed to bike on the sidewalk though, so technically the kids were in the wrong too.
Local laws vary on this I think. In some places it is legal, in others it's legal for kids only, etc.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23373981 - 06/23/16 02:21 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said: Do people really want children riding in the road? Serious question.
After they've had their training wheels off for about a year, I think they should get off the side walks. They should be jettin by then.
Maybe I have too much faith in kids and people driving in neighborhoods, but I always rode in the street, even as a super youngster. It seems safer than having to swerve around cars like in the situation of the OP.
SHLONG if I remember correctly, you have a baby right? I don't have a kid yet, so I could easily see my mind changing once I do.
Only reason I really feel like taking the side of bikes belonging in the road, is because my mom is old and goes through surgeries often, she's even had a couple strokes. And she goes out for walks a lot around her neighborhood for rehab and just to get out and feel better. With her bad eye sight and slow ass grandma reflexes, I could see her getting ran over by some outta control little kid.
It looks like we are all about people's safety, but look at it from different perspectives.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Supachopped719] 1
#23374004 - 06/23/16 02:32 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Right on. Yeah, she is just about 17 months / a year and a half old. I'm not sure whether I would've felt this way 3 years ago or not, but I think I would have, so I don't think having a child has made this more to me than it would've otherwise. Nobody wants people getting hurt, ya know?
I don't know, man... It did bother me on a personal level. I won't lie. I take her on a walk every day, so half the time we go that direction and I have to maneuver my daughter around that shit, then again on the way back to the house.
But the kids almost getting hit was the final straw... And I'm man enough to at least address someone instead of fucking with their shit or getting the police/city involved 1st. So that's what I did.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23374116 - 06/23/16 03:16 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Glad ya got her all worked out there Shlong.....less stress in your life.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Thayendanegea]
#23374173 - 06/23/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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We'll see how this unfolds going forward. So far it's just my observations over a 36 hour period.
But thanks!
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong] 1
#23374209 - 06/23/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said: Well I found out yesterday that my girl took a bunch of baby formula over there last week and gave it to them because she saw there was a baby there every now and then. So perhaps that helped in showing we're not terrible people. 
I'll just keep being cordial, waving and saying hi like I have been and hopefully this will become a thing of the past.
This was way smarter than anything suggested in the thread. Give your lady props. She got this guy's girl to convince him not to park like a jerk simply by being friendly with her. I'm in awe.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong] 1
#23374213 - 06/23/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Now you can all get to mowing your Amazonian lawns.
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#23374218 - 06/23/16 03:44 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mr.GuessWork said: She got this guy's girl to convince him not to park like a jerk simply by being friendly with her.
There is no evidence that in fact happened, MR. GuessWork. Nice guess work.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
#23374240 - 06/23/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said: Well I found out yesterday that my girl took a bunch of baby formula over there last week and gave it to them because she saw there was a baby there every now and then. So perhaps that helped in showing we're not terrible people. 
I'll just keep being cordial, waving and saying hi like I have been and hopefully this will become a thing of the past.
This was way smarter than anything suggested in the thread. Give your lady props. She got this guy's girl to convince him not to park like a jerk simply by being friendly with her. I'm in awe.
This all happened before there was any mention of this issue. So, they were at least initially unrelated, but yeah, it very well may have made the entire difference here.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23374245 - 06/23/16 03:51 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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California said: Now you can all get to mowing your Amazonian lawns.
Haha...what's the deal with everyone thinking our lawns are weird or whatever?
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23374415 - 06/23/16 04:56 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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i'm bored
let's get this neighbor beef going again
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Niffla]
#23374420 - 06/23/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Your comments in this thread have been pretty humorous.
I think putting my and my family's safety at risk is justified here just so we can get a few more lulz from ya.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23374441 - 06/23/16 05:06 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said:
I think putting my and my family's safety at risk is justified here just so we can get a few more lulz from ya. 
Sometimes one has to take risks, even calculated risks, to reach greatness. Kinda like how your boy Aaron Rodgers will scramble around for an extra few seconds in the face of killer 300 pound pass rushers, instead of dumping it off for a measly safe 4 yards to a tailback in the flat, and then looking downfield and heaving it into double coverage for a 40 yard strike.
In order to take this thread to the next level...you'll need to do the same thing, shLong.
Reach for greatness my friend.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Niffla]
#23374446 - 06/23/16 05:07 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Seriously though I'm of course just fucking around. I'm glad that things seemed to have worked out for ya, bud.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Niffla]
#23374545 - 06/23/16 05:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Niffla said:
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shLong said:
I think putting my and my family's safety at risk is justified here just so we can get a few more lulz from ya. 
Sometimes one has to take risks, even calculated risks, to reach greatness. Kinda like how your boy Aaron Rodgers will scramble around for an extra few seconds in the face of killer 300 pound pass rushers, instead of dumping it off for a measly safe 4 yards to a tailback in the flat, and then looking downfield and heaving it into double coverage for a 40 yard strike.
In order to take this thread to the next level...you'll need to do the same thing, shLong.
Reach for greatness my friend.
 I know exactly what you mean
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23374550 - 06/23/16 05:42 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Is that you on the left!? Lol
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Niffla]
#23374558 - 06/23/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah... I get the old "hey you looking like Rodgers" a lot around here..... 'sconsin!
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23374578 - 06/23/16 05:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said: Yeah... I get the old "hey you looking like Rodgers" a lot around here..... 'sconsin!
You should stroll into Lambeau on game day and just blow past security with a get the fuck away from me I'm Aaron Rodgers bitch look on your face. And then just go sit down in the first row at the 50 yard line and wait for kickoff.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong] 1
#23374613 - 06/23/16 05:58 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh man if you were single you could wreck shop at the bars playing the A Rodg card!
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Starstepper] 1
#23374725 - 06/23/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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.... I'm only 5'9" or so and not built as well as him, but I suppose the right shirt and some platform shoes or boots with a tall heel and I'd be in like (Matt) Flynn
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23374792 - 06/23/16 06:48 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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The law is the law.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: j3danentz] 1
#23375332 - 06/23/16 09:46 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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And yet here were are, on a site dedicated to (more or less) consuming illegal substances.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23377855 - 06/24/16 03:30 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm just here to learn about gourmet mushrooms. You can only have fun with drugs for so long before they get boring imo, or you get addicted and your life sucsk otherwise.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: j3danentz]
#23386390 - 06/27/16 02:17 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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j3danentz said: I'm just here to learn about gourmet mushrooms. You can only have fun with drugs for so long before they get boring imo, or you get addicted and your life sucsk otherwise.
Psychedelics like mushrooms never get boring unless you use them too frequently. If you only trip every 3 - 4 month its gonna be spectacular every time. The risk in psychedelics isnt addiction but rather the mental effects which can be devasting if you dont know how to deal with them.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
#23387877 - 06/27/16 02:12 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think my opinion on what an acceptable parking space is has been deeply corrupted from living in philly, because I wouldn't think twice about it if I saw it. I've definitely parked like that before in my parent's driveway when there's no room on the street - everyone else does it so I just never thought about it, admittedly - but I'm used to people literally parking in the middle of the road.

If someone came up to me and expressed their concern I'd definitely move though, dude sounds like a dick and I definitely think he should park like everyone else - it disrupts the flow and it is dangerous especially because that's not the norm and people in the neighborhood aren't used to blindspots like that. If he's saying the landlord told him he could park there I bet someone else has already complained, or he's lying, because he doesn't seem considerate enough to go out of his way to ask permission. If you're in a particularly municipality/township/the smallest most local governing body in your area you can find/or there's any kind of HOA, I would look into parking rules - a lot of places have very specific rules about blocking sidewalks/disrupting traffic flow, and it's possible that it's not allowed there. I'm not saying you should snitch - but I think if you decide to talk to him again and nicely ask him to park in the ample amount of space on the street, it might help to let him know.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: pirate-blues]
#23389006 - 06/27/16 08:32 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Seriously, how is any one supposed to get out of that situation unless you parked at the end. I would be major pissed off. But I would not let my self be in that situation. hehe
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23391946 - 06/28/16 07:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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What do I do? I don't let silly trivial things bother me.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: RobZombie68] 2
#23391954 - 06/28/16 07:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Eat a dick
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong] 1
#23391956 - 06/28/16 07:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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It seems like he's committed to parking like everyone else now. Even overnight.
I guess that's all it took was talking to the dude. Good stuff
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23391981 - 06/28/16 07:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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shLong said: Eat a dick
Perfect example of your temperament. Enjoy life as a bitchy old fucker.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: RobZombie68] 1
#23392002 - 06/28/16 07:21 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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RobZombie68 said: What do I do? I don't let silly trivial things bother me.
Public safety in your neighborhood is silly huh? Cool story, brah.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: RobZombie68]
#23392015 - 06/28/16 07:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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RobZombie68 said:
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shLong said: Eat a dick
Perfect example of your temperament. Enjoy life as a bitchy old fucker.
Righty-O, Shaman's apprentice.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23392016 - 06/28/16 07:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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California said:
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RobZombie68 said: What do I do? I don't let silly trivial things bother me.
Public safety in your neighborhood is silly huh? Cool story, brah.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: RobZombie68]
#23392018 - 06/28/16 07:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Anyways... It's a trivial argument from both our sides. Agree to disagree territory.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong] 1
#23392040 - 06/28/16 07:40 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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shLong said: It seems like he's committed to parking like everyone else now. Even overnight.
I guess that's all it took was talking to the dude. Good stuff
His old lady/mom probably caught wind and gave him shit. Good on you for just being upfront with the guy.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23392060 - 06/28/16 07:50 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Seeing how there were like 6-8 people there when I went, she was likely among em, so she heard directly.
I really didn't give it any hope, but he's apparently better than I initially gave him credit for, so that's really cool on him and kinda shitty on me, but hey... Lesson learned
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#23392063 - 06/28/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah way to go Shlong! I know shit like that isn't easy, but you handled it like a man. Promoting public safety is usually thankless, so thank you
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: moonrockmushy]
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong] 2
#23392079 - 06/28/16 07:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Everything's coming up shLong.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Sun King]
#23392093 - 06/28/16 08:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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 Thanks
Definitely worked out better than I had hoped for. He's still pretty cold when we walk by, but he really doesn't seem like the overly friendly neighbor type anyways, so it's whatever on that front. The other random people that hang out on the porch seem nice enough though, even if they look kinda tough and to themselves. It's just random pleasantries anyways. So, yeah... All's well that ends well
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Burke Dennings]
#23392098 - 06/28/16 08:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Burke Dennings said: Everything's coming up shLong.
for some reason that reminded me of the bad luck fella from The Simpsons, "Ole Gil"
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"oh, you got it now, Gil, you're on the way up.. Eveything is coming up Gil! No more shining shoes for ol Gil, smooth seas ahead " etc etc
Right before his latest endevor takes a flop...
Probably my favorite character on the show.
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I used to work with a guy who I swear must've been the inspiration for that character. I disliked him, but never minded being around him because the shit that happened to him and the stuff he'd say were a riot. Great character.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Burke Dennings]
#23392163 - 06/28/16 08:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nobody knows who the fuck I'm talking about whenever I bring him up.
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#23392190 - 06/28/16 08:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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You have balls of steel to confront that guy in front of his eight friends.
Glad it all worked out, but I would have left it alone. My entire childhood and adulthood has taught me that disputes with neighbors really suck. Good on you for doing something for your community, but if it was me I would been like "fuck those kids, I'm not using the sidewalk, those kids can sue the guy if they want to, I'm not getting into a fight with my neighbor for a bunch of asshole kids I don't even know "
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: nooneman]
#23392208 - 06/28/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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To be fair, there were 2 women there, so it wasn't all dudes
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23392212 - 06/28/16 08:44 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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and I didn't go over there trying to act hard or some shit. That would've been fucking foolish... I just stated my case pretty politely and left it on him. Plus I had my daughter in my arms the whole time, which looking back, probably wasn't the smartest thing to do, but the old lady was gone for the night and I couldn't let her out of my sight, and I felt like I had to do it then or else I may not have ended up doing it at all.
Edited by shLong (06/28/16 08:50 PM)
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23393131 - 06/29/16 05:59 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sounds like the movie Training Day only with a baby.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23398260 - 06/30/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Whoa whoa whoa.. I'm behind. Can you give me the page you posted results on? Or fill me in on what happen with your situation here?
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Dr.Wongburger] 2
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sLong went back for vengeance. He curb stomped 3 fat mexicans while he orchestrated an attack of bees on our horrendous antagonist. He looked like Mickey Mouse from Fantasia, except covered in bees and the blood of sweaty mexicans and he was cleaning up the streets instead of the mess he made with his bee magick. He left that for the buzzards.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23398357 - 06/30/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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shLong said: Not tryna be a snitch, but it's fucking annoying and I want him to park like everyone else since iI'm tired of pushing the stroller all the way around when I take my daughter for a walk.

My next door neighbour has a friend that comes every day and parks up on the pavement.
You wouldn't be able to push your stroller past that on the path, you'd have to go around it, into the road. Thing is, the pathway is made with flagstones that aren't designed to take the weight of cars so just about every one of them along the pathway is cracked as all visitors seem to do the same thing.
-------------------- whether low pressure sucks or high pressure blows... it's a bugger to cycle in. even though I'm feeling good Something tells me I'd better activate my prayer capsule
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
#23398416 - 06/30/16 06:01 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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shLong said: He's outside.. I'm gonna go holler at him now.
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shLong said: Alright so..
There were like 7 of em out on the porch, like always. Walked up and identified the chest tats and started my thing. Just told them about the kids and that's it's not legal to block it. Told him that I know I'm not the sidewalk police, but that shit ain't cool when kids almost get greased. He fucking walked inside... I had my daughter with me so I was fucking praying we wasn't gonna come back out with a pistol or some shit. I ended up just telling the porch dwellers what was up and why I confronted him like I did yesterday.
He came back out (unarmed, as far as I know) and just stood there with his arms crossed at his chest like "Fuck you, cracker.
I just said it'd be really cool if he would park like everyone else and left. He didn't say anything to me at all really... The other porch people seemed OK, but could tell they weren't very impressed with my visit.
So, I guess we'll see how things go forward.
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qman said: The neighbor isn't going to move the car out of spite.
This could turn into neighborhood war.
I already know he's not gonna. Definitely not the type to do so. I don't think I can really justify escalating the situation. So, I don't think it'll turn in to a war. It'll just slowly gnaw away at me until I butcher my family and eat a pistol.
It's been real, folks
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shLong said: OK so.. It'd appear he is now parking in the street during the day and then back in that spot overnight. The car has moved several times and it follows that trend so far. I can definitely live with that. 
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shLong said: It seems like he's committed to parking like everyone else now. Even overnight.
I guess that's all it took was talking to the dude. Good stuff
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 Thanks
Definitely worked out better than I had hoped for. He's still pretty cold when we walk by, but he really doesn't seem like the overly friendly neighbor type anyways, so it's whatever on that front. The other random people that hang out on the porch seem nice enough though, even if they look kinda tough and to themselves. It's just random pleasantries anyways. So, yeah... All's well that ends well
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23398423 - 06/30/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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There's a brief recap of pertinent replies.. There were more, but that's the gist of what I've replied in regards to him parking now.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23399333 - 06/30/16 10:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Welcome to my neighborhood. Came out today and saw this behind my house 

You can see our cars thru the driver's window in the 2nd pic.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23399451 - 06/30/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Haha you think they would use 4 big breaks, look's like pressure treated wood tho.
Anyway's thanks for the story/retelling. I did not expect it to end that way. Interesting, glad things worked out for ya!
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
#23438917 - 07/13/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well... I'm not 100% sure on this quite yet, but it would appear as though they have moved out. All that work, for nothing 
Their cars (all of em) have been gone for a couple days now, their porch chairs which I imagine are super important to these folks are gone, and I saw a truck backed up to their porch (covering the sidewalk ) the other day... Didn't think anything of it at the time, but when put together does appear like they may be gone...
So after all that, much ado about nothing, it'd seem
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong] 1
#23438936 - 07/13/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Find them, and kill them.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Repertoire89]
#23438943 - 07/13/16 08:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Unless another neighbor did that already and made it appear as if they moved.
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#23438964 - 07/13/16 08:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Repertoire89 said: Find them, and kill them.

I don't have the time, but I do know a fella who may be up for the task. Some say he's a rogue ex- cop, but nobody knows for sure.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23438975 - 07/13/16 08:32 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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He looks like a Narc.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23438981 - 07/13/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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As long as you give him what he's after, you're safe...
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23438996 - 07/13/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm not giving him anything except kind directions out of my 'hood.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23439003 - 07/13/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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You best just give up your pods and call it a day
You don't want Junkie Cop on your case.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23439007 - 07/13/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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California said: I'm not giving him anything except kind directions out of my 'hood.
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Oi ya miserable cunt get out me fookin garden i'll pop you 1 rite in the kisser m8.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23439012 - 07/13/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have no pods. I saw some in a little old ladies lawn last month, but someone totally hacked them down.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23439027 - 07/13/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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She's probably plugging those pods right now
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Repertoire89]
#23439058 - 07/13/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I hope she is rather than some fuck who stole them from her.
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