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Thayendanegea
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Niffla] 1
#23369681 - 06/22/16 11:20 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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IDK Shlong, bottom line is that his car is parked on city property. Either you suck it up and do nothing, basically letting this guy have his way or you call the city. Those are your only logical choices. If he retaliates in any way...proceed from there...if he threatens you or yours....call the cops.
You have already opened the can dude..now ya gotta do something. Just make sure it's legal and above board. Doesn't sound like talking things over has worked to well.
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Dr.Wongburger
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23369745 - 06/22/16 11:50 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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You went about this all wrong.. you should of socially engineered him. Invited him over for burgers and a Pepsi like the other guy said... then once you wiggled your way into his circle and scored his phone number you were supposed to find out what cell phone company he's with. You can do this two ways:
1. Ask him and get it that way if he budges
2. OR if that way is to awkward and weird, create a fake email address and go threw the list of "@" extensions and try sending a email with each one until you finally no longer receive the "Failed delivery message".
http://www.textsendr.com/emailsms.php
After getting his number and the sms @ extension you go to google and type in "Free muslim email subscription" or "free horoscope email subscription" or "Free baptist email subscriptions" and finally "free astrology email subscription".
You would be absolutely shocked how many religious email subscriptions do not require a email confirmation/ do not send confirmation messages to sign up for. The religious people are desperate, they just want to pump you up with the sludge.
You will find that there also is usually like 100 check box's for separate/ multiple subscriptions at once.
What this does is fill up their cell phone/ SMS box with 100's of emails threw out the day/ spams/ text's the living SHIT out of them.. or should I say into them. Straight to their SMS inbox, constantly going off.
BTW most people are to damned stupid to use a SMS blocker or Call blocker.. along with being to ignorant to call up the cellular company and claim harassment to get a free number change. So depending on the company it's rather Free-$25 bucks to change the number.
hmmm... that covers the SMS spam. Should I emphasize on how to get them non stop phone call's?
I learned all this from a guy on youtube. Pretty cool guy.
ohhh yea.. piss on the car bro. Piss FTW all the way.
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Burke Dennings
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
#23369812 - 06/22/16 12:15 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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That is the dumbest suggestion yet. How does that get the car off the sidewalk?
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Supachopped719
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Dr.Wongburger] 2
#23369824 - 06/22/16 12:18 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said: Problem is, I live 100 feet away and have a woman and child living here. I can't be upsetting the wrong type of person.
Then drop it. It's a car down the road from you parked in a dudes driveway....
Go into any neighborhood in the world and see dozens of others doing the same thing.
Boo hoo you have to walk around the car...
People shouldn't be riding their bikes on the sidewalks anyway, so if people are having to swerve to dodge the car, it's on them as well.
Seems like you're l getting worked up about your neighbors a lot. Maybe try smoking some weed and chillin out.
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Starstepper
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Supachopped719]
#23369839 - 06/22/16 12:23 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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At the very minimum wipe a booger on the driver's side door handle every time you walk by.
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shLong



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Loc: 'sconsin
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Supachopped719]
#23369859 - 06/22/16 12:33 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's actually an alley enterence, not a driveway, but you make a good point. We don't have typical driveways in this area too much. Most of it is handled through alleys that run between blocks, so you either have to park in the street or in your alley spot, if applicable.
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badchad
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: DTCharlieB]
#23369873 - 06/22/16 12:41 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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DTCharlieB said: I would possibly try calling the landlord and explain the situation about the kids almost getting hit. He may tell him to move his car because of possible liabilty issues is someone does get hurt.
This^ talk to the landlord.
I never thought things like this were a "big deal," until I saw an episode of that show "parking wars." In the show, a guy got ticketed for parking and covering crosswalk. A guy in a wheel chair rolled up to the parking and thanked him by saying: "thanks, when people park like that I can't get me wheel chair across the street since I can't get my chair up (or down) the curbs."
Puts it in perspective.
-------------------- ...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge. It is an indellible experience; it is forever known. I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did. Smith, P. Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27. ...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely. Osmond, H. Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436
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Starstepper
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: badchad]
#23369959 - 06/22/16 01:24 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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badchad said:
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DTCharlieB said: I would possibly try calling the landlord and explain the situation about the kids almost getting hit. He may tell him to move his car because of possible liabilty issues is someone does get hurt.
This^ talk to the landlord.
I never thought things like this were a "big deal," until I saw an episode of that show "parking wars." In the show, a guy got ticketed for parking and covering crosswalk. A guy in a wheel chair rolled up to the parking and thanked him by saying: "thanks, when people park like that I can't get me wheel chair across the street since I can't get my chair up (or down) the curbs."
Puts it in perspective.
He's right. Send a certified letter to the landlord and keep a copy for yourself. That will get his attention for sure.
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Dr.Wongburger
Yes!!


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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Burke Dennings]
#23370028 - 06/22/16 01:54 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Burke Dennings said: That is the dumbest suggestion yet. How does that get the car off the sidewalk?
You took that seriously? I'm blatantly joking. Definitely not trolling tho... 
Since apparently legitimate and illegitimate solutions are fair game, here is a idea:
Type his address into google, find his land line phone number by searching the address then "Phone number" after the address, so search "6666 6th st, your city, CA(or your state) phone number"
When I search most address like that I find the phone numbers with it. This idea will not work if he does not have a land line or you can't get his number.
For educational purposes only:
Download a Caller Id spoofer. "Caller Id Faker" Is free to use- supported threw advertisements if you use android. They may make it for apple products, I'm not sure.
What you can do is call them up under your local police department's phone number or county's.
Have a friend or some one else talk on the phone so he does not recognize your voice. When you call him it will show up the police departments phone number (this is good for legitimacy).
When your friend or who ever calls he/she can impersonate a police officer. Go ahead and visit your local departments website to find a officers name. Pick a name, any name, if wanted otherwise just have the person make something up. Claim to be a officer. Which is highly illegal.
Anyways say "This is your local "so and so police department" we are calling to inform you that we have received a number of complaints, that is more than one about your vehicle being illegally parked on the side walk and is a danger to the public, we are calling you to issue a warning so that you can go ahead and move your vehicle before we take farther steps and send a officer in person to possibly issue you a ticket, thank you for your time and if you have any questions please call us back at -your local departments number-, have a great day."
If he picks up the phone and that is said to him or even if you leave a voice mail its likely that he will not call back with questions, he will probably just move the vehicle.
If he decides not to move the vehicle maybe you can call up the department claiming something bogus or what's really going on - about the vehicle being parked there so they will actually show up in person making him actually move the vehicle.
If you are concerned about getting in trouble for impersonation just download a free wifi phone app for your phone or if your really concerned use a tablet then install a VPN, the Caller ID faker app works with free VOIP's and will function threw the VPN although sometimes lagy, that way you won't be traced.
Since you originally did not want him to know/think you have complained, instead of saying "we have received a number of complaints", say some other bogus bullshit like "The city has been doing surveys and has noticed you repeatedly have parked the vehicle on the side walk, it has been brought to our attention"
Or just claim to be from the city. Create a entire new scenario. Get creative hehe. Anyways, hope this helps you O.P.
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qman
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
#23370042 - 06/22/16 01:59 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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The neighbor isn't going to move the car out of spite.
This could turn into neighborhood war.
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Dr.Wongburger
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: qman]
#23370050 - 06/22/16 02:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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qman said: The neighbor isn't going to move the car out of spite.
This could turn into neighborhood war.
He does sound a bit stubborn. I mean is there just no where else to park the damn thing or what!
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shLong



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: qman] 4
#23370052 - 06/22/16 02:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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qman said: The neighbor isn't going to move the car out of spite.
This could turn into neighborhood war.
I already know he's not gonna. Definitely not the type to do so. I don't think I can really justify escalating the situation. So, I don't think it'll turn in to a war. It'll just slowly gnaw away at me until I butcher my family and eat a pistol.
It's been real, folks
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Dr.Wongburger
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23370060 - 06/22/16 02:05 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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like some one else said.. just pay a bum to run into it on a bicycle. Sounds good....
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qman
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong] 1
#23370065 - 06/22/16 02:07 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said:
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qman said: The neighbor isn't going to move the car out of spite.
This could turn into neighborhood war.
I already know he's not gonna. Definitely not the type to do so. I don't think I can really justify escalating the situation. So, I don't think it'll turn in to a war. It'll just slowly gnaw away at me until I butcher my family and eat a pistol.
It's been real, folks
Cover his car with bees if he doesn't move it.
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Konyap

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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23370066 - 06/22/16 02:07 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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wow that guys a f-a-g
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Tripsurfer
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Konyap]
#23370103 - 06/22/16 02:21 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Start walking by the front of his car. That way you can walk on his property and trample the blue tarp. As it is his own car blocking your shortest route he cant really complain about that.
-------------------- Ach en wee ben ik de klos, met mijn boog schoot ik een albatros... A philosopher is a person who knows less and less about more and more, until he knows nothing about everything.

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Bobabouy
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Konyap]
#23370105 - 06/22/16 02:21 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Potassium Nitrate. Blasting Cap.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Bobabouy]
#23370211 - 06/22/16 02:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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There's only one solution left OP. Use your 2nd amendment rights
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shLong



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Patlal]
#23370215 - 06/22/16 02:58 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't have 2nd amendment rights, sadly.
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Bobabouy
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23370237 - 06/22/16 03:07 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said: I don't have 2nd amendment rights, sadly.
Even felons can buy fertilizer.
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