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specialpeopleclub



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Niffla]
#23368075 - 06/21/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Some didn't say anything to you? Hes on the sidewalk, which probably is a finable offense.
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DTCharlieB
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Patlal]
#23368084 - 06/21/16 07:50 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I would possibly try calling the landlord and explain the situation about the kids almost getting hit. He may tell him to move his car because of possible liabilty issues is someone does get hurt. At first thought doesnt seem very likely it could come back to him of a kid did get hurt but after thinking about it it could very well happen. If someones kid gets killed over it someone will pay.
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spirit_shadow
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: DTCharlieB] 1
#23368150 - 06/21/16 08:11 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Idea: purposly ride a bycicle into his car (try to break an arm or something) then sue him for his car. Then when you get it park it in an inconvenient spot for him lol
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shLong



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Loc: 'sconsin
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Burke Dennings]
#23368229 - 06/21/16 08:30 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said:
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Burke Dennings said: Is this the "give me your Internet" guy?
Haha, no... That would be the house between ours... But his baby mama had enough of his shit and gave him the boot.. Thank fuck!
I knew that guy wouldn't last long once there was a baby in the house. 
Burke.. You actually called that shit in the wifi thread.
Good shit, dude 
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5150
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23368265 - 06/21/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Living next to mex,s would really suck
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thelanzii

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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: 5150]
#23368513 - 06/21/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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you are fucking with the cartel here man
mexicants are touchy about their turf
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qman
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: thelanzii] 1
#23368527 - 06/21/16 10:20 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Call the city, call to deport him, pop his tires.
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shLong



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Loc: 'sconsin
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: qman]
#23368641 - 06/21/16 11:12 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Problem is, I live 100 feet away and have a woman and child living here. I can't be upsetting the wrong type of person.
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ReposadoXochipilli
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23368712 - 06/21/16 11:37 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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key the car, fill the gas tank with sugar, complain to the other parents around him and get them on your side.
people are lazy and stupid, unfortunately our society generally rewards this entitled persona at least at the top.
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idiotek


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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23369003 - 06/22/16 04:03 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said: Problem is, I live 100 feet away and have a woman and child living here. I can't be upsetting the wrong type of person.
Get some disabled person to complain about it blocking their accessibility to the sidewalk and shit. There is much likelier to be a response than if somebody is just saying it impedes the ease of their stroll.
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howsyournaggerdoin
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: idiotek]
#23369038 - 06/22/16 04:45 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Buy a syringe with a needle and inject butyric acid into his car through the rubber seals. His car will smell like puke for the rest of all time.
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
#23369040 - 06/22/16 04:49 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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howsyournaggerdoin said: Buy a syringe with a needle and inject butyric acid into his car through the rubber seals. His car will smell like puke for the rest of all time.
I don't agree with fucking with peoples property behind their backs, but that's pretty funny.
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UncleCid
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23369117 - 06/22/16 06:02 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Print out fake tickets and put them on his car. That might stop him
Or just key his car. Or put nails behind his tire so when he backs out they get stuck in his tire. Try to aim for the sidewall because then he needs new tires
But since you just confronted him about it, I'd wait a few weeks to retaliate if he doesn't stop. Call the city too and see if they can help
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vinsue
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong] 1
#23369157 - 06/22/16 06:35 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Do you know what kind of ride he has under that blue cover? 
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California said: talk it out over some nice ice-cold Coronas , and invite him over for tacos...
fixed... . . .
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LobsterSauce


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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: UncleCid] 1
#23369370 - 06/22/16 08:47 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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UncleCid said: Print out fake tickets and put them on his car. That might stop him
Or just key his car. Or put nails behind his tire so when he backs out they get stuck in his tire. Try to aim for the sidewall because then he needs new tires
But since you just confronted him about it, I'd wait a few weeks to retaliate if he doesn't stop. Call the city too and see if they can help
I am certain this tattooed Mexican man will never think of the milky bar kid who complained to him personally about his parking when he notices intentional damage to his car.
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UncleCid
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23369374 - 06/22/16 08:48 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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LobsterSauce said:
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UncleCid said: Print out fake tickets and put them on his car. That might stop him
Or just key his car. Or put nails behind his tire so when he backs out they get stuck in his tire. Try to aim for the sidewall because then he needs new tires
But since you just confronted him about it, I'd wait a few weeks to retaliate if he doesn't stop. Call the city too and see if they can help
I am certain this tattooed Mexican man will never think of the milky bar kid who complained to him personally about his parking when he notices intentional damage to his car.
Hence the "wait a few weeks" part
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LobsterSauce


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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: UncleCid]
#23369383 - 06/22/16 08:54 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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UncleCid said:
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LobsterSauce said:
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UncleCid said: Print out fake tickets and put them on his car. That might stop him
Or just key his car. Or put nails behind his tire so when he backs out they get stuck in his tire. Try to aim for the sidewall because then he needs new tires
But since you just confronted him about it, I'd wait a few weeks to retaliate if he doesn't stop. Call the city too and see if they can help
I am certain this tattooed Mexican man will never think of the milky bar kid who complained to him personally about his parking when he notices intentional damage to his car.
Hence the "wait a few weeks" part
I'd still err on the side of caution when trying to deal with such a situation.
It's easy to have bright ideas when the tattoed Mexican man isn't your neighbour.
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UncleCid
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23369387 - 06/22/16 08:57 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, I mean sidewalks are city property, so just call the city and which ever department deals with parking tickets. Tell them to come check it out. After a few tickets I'm sure he will stop
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shLong



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: vinsue]
#23369398 - 06/22/16 09:03 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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vinsue said:
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shLong said:

Do you know what kind of ride he has under that blue cover? 
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California said: talk it out over some nice ice-cold Coronas , and invite him over for tacos...
fixed... . . . 
I believe an older Cutless.
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Niffla



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23369632 - 06/22/16 10:55 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Like California said your only chance here to defeat this man is with a refreshing cold can of pepsi with real sugar
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