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Offlineak47myth
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Eminence]
    #23367908 - 06/21/16 06:56 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I hate when people do this too. But it seems pretty common and everyone seems to just accept it. That guy is in every neighborhood.

It is annoying though.


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Invisiblepsi
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Eminence]
    #23367909 - 06/21/16 06:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Eminence said:
I would if he didn't have the decency to move after I talked to him about it. Idk, if you're scared of him or something just ask him one more time and say that other residents have the same concern, so he can't really single you out, or maybe walk over with another neighbor, maybe the parents of the kid you said almost got hit. I'd be surprised if they haven't already talked to him about it though if you have already.



Also, at least talk to the city to find out the legality of the situation. In his mind it's something he's allowed to do because the landlord said so.


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong] * 1
    #23367910 - 06/21/16 06:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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shLong said:
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Burke Dennings said:
Is this the "give me your Internet" guy?



Haha, no... That would be the house between ours... But his baby mama had enough of his shit and gave him the boot.. Thank fuck!




I knew that guy wouldn't last long once there was a baby in the house. :chillin:


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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
    #23367912 - 06/21/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Maybe it's time to move out of the ghetto.


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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: psi]
    #23367953 - 06/21/16 07:09 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

He's outside.. I'm gonna go holler at him now.


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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong] * 3
    #23367957 - 06/21/16 07:10 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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shLong said:
He's outside.. I'm gonna go holler at him now.




watch out for that uppercut bro

:uppercut:


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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Niffla]
    #23367964 - 06/21/16 07:13 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Oh shit...


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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Boomer The Great]
    #23367971 - 06/21/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

shlong if he hits you hit him back


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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Niffla]
    #23367978 - 06/21/16 07:18 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I have a feeling that the dude is going to act like everything's cool and then when shlong comes close for the neighborly embrace...



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InvisibleshLong
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Niffla]
    #23368000 - 06/21/16 07:24 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Alright so..

There were like 7 of em out on the porch, like always. Walked up and identified the chest tats and started my thing.
Just told them about the kids and that's it's not legal to block it. Told him that I know I'm not the sidewalk police, but that shit ain't cool when kids almost get greased.
He fucking walked inside...
I had my daughter with me so I was fucking praying we wasn't gonna come back out with a pistol or some shit.
I ended up just telling the porch dwellers what was up and why I confronted him like I did yesterday.

He came back out (unarmed, as far as I know) and just stood there with his arms crossed at his chest like "Fuck you, cracker.

I just said it'd be really cool if he would park like everyone else and left. He didn't say anything to me at all really... The other porch people seemed OK, but could tell they weren't very impressed with my visit.

So, I guess we'll see how things go forward.


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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
    #23368012 - 06/21/16 07:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Mow his lawn and give him Pepsi with real sugar!!


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InvisibleshLong
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23368017 - 06/21/16 07:29 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Quote:

shLong said:
Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Is this the "give me your Internet" guy?



Haha, no... That would be the house between ours... But his baby mama had enough of his shit and gave him the boot.. Thank fuck!




I knew that guy wouldn't last long once there was a baby in the house. :chillin:



:ahahaha:  ditto


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InvisibleCalifornia
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: goop]
    #23368020 - 06/21/16 07:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Point video cameras from your property toward his.  A lot of them.  He will either flip out over it, or you will get footage of him running someone over and then you can proceed from there.


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InvisibleNiffla
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: goop]
    #23368024 - 06/21/16 07:32 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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goop said:
Mow his lawn and give him Pepsi with real sugar!!




yeah sadly this is looking more and more like the last remaining viable option


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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Boomer The Great] * 1
    #23368027 - 06/21/16 07:33 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Spread a buch of dog shit in that spot while he is gone.


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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong] * 9
    #23368029 - 06/21/16 07:34 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Pay a bum to ride a bike full speed into his car a few times, the threaten him with a lawsuit if he doesn't pay up.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
    #23368043 - 06/21/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

OP. Call the city, blocking the sidewalk is a by-law in most communities.

Or you could talk to him again and try to make him realize how its an inconvenience to you.  If he doesn't understand then you go to plan B.


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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: idiotek] * 2
    #23368049 - 06/21/16 07:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Geoff Peterson said:
Pay a bum to ride a bike full speed into his car a few times, the threaten him with a lawsuit if he doesn't pay up.




You've been watching way too much Better Call Saul :lol:


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InvisibleshLong
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23368060 - 06/21/16 07:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I was gonna wreck a free bike into his door and leave it there for him to find in the morning..

At least, that was my plan I came up with as I was losing sleep over this last night :crankey:


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InvisibleNiffla
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23368063 - 06/21/16 07:44 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
Quote:

Geoff Peterson said:
Pay a bum to ride a bike full speed into his car a few times, the threaten him with a lawsuit if he doesn't pay up.




You've been watching way too much Better Call Saul :lol:




lmao I thought the same shit when I saw that post


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