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Burke Dennings
baby merchant

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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong] 1
#23392143 - 06/28/16 08:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I used to work with a guy who I swear must've been the inspiration for that character. I disliked him, but never minded being around him because the shit that happened to him and the stuff he'd say were a riot. Great character.
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shLong



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Burke Dennings]
#23392163 - 06/28/16 08:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nobody knows who the fuck I'm talking about whenever I bring him up.
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nooneman


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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong] 1
#23392190 - 06/28/16 08:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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You have balls of steel to confront that guy in front of his eight friends.
Glad it all worked out, but I would have left it alone. My entire childhood and adulthood has taught me that disputes with neighbors really suck. Good on you for doing something for your community, but if it was me I would been like "fuck those kids, I'm not using the sidewalk, those kids can sue the guy if they want to, I'm not getting into a fight with my neighbor for a bunch of asshole kids I don't even know "
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shLong



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: nooneman]
#23392208 - 06/28/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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To be fair, there were 2 women there, so it wasn't all dudes
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shLong



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23392212 - 06/28/16 08:44 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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and I didn't go over there trying to act hard or some shit. That would've been fucking foolish... I just stated my case pretty politely and left it on him. Plus I had my daughter in my arms the whole time, which looking back, probably wasn't the smartest thing to do, but the old lady was gone for the night and I couldn't let her out of my sight, and I felt like I had to do it then or else I may not have ended up doing it at all.
Edited by shLong (06/28/16 08:50 PM)
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Sun King



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23393131 - 06/29/16 05:59 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sounds like the movie Training Day only with a baby.
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Dr.Wongburger
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23398260 - 06/30/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Whoa whoa whoa.. I'm behind. Can you give me the page you posted results on? Or fill me in on what happen with your situation here?
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larry.fisherman
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Dr.Wongburger] 2
#23398280 - 06/30/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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sLong went back for vengeance. He curb stomped 3 fat mexicans while he orchestrated an attack of bees on our horrendous antagonist. He looked like Mickey Mouse from Fantasia, except covered in bees and the blood of sweaty mexicans and he was cleaning up the streets instead of the mess he made with his bee magick. He left that for the buzzards.
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deucedbi9
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23398357 - 06/30/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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shLong said: Not tryna be a snitch, but it's fucking annoying and I want him to park like everyone else since iI'm tired of pushing the stroller all the way around when I take my daughter for a walk.

My next door neighbour has a friend that comes every day and parks up on the pavement.
You wouldn't be able to push your stroller past that on the path, you'd have to go around it, into the road. Thing is, the pathway is made with flagstones that aren't designed to take the weight of cars so just about every one of them along the pathway is cracked as all visitors seem to do the same thing.
-------------------- whether low pressure sucks or high pressure blows... it's a bugger to cycle in. even though I'm feeling good Something tells me I'd better activate my prayer capsule
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shLong



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
#23398416 - 06/30/16 06:01 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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shLong said: He's outside.. I'm gonna go holler at him now.
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shLong said: Alright so..
There were like 7 of em out on the porch, like always. Walked up and identified the chest tats and started my thing. Just told them about the kids and that's it's not legal to block it. Told him that I know I'm not the sidewalk police, but that shit ain't cool when kids almost get greased. He fucking walked inside... I had my daughter with me so I was fucking praying we wasn't gonna come back out with a pistol or some shit. I ended up just telling the porch dwellers what was up and why I confronted him like I did yesterday.
He came back out (unarmed, as far as I know) and just stood there with his arms crossed at his chest like "Fuck you, cracker.
I just said it'd be really cool if he would park like everyone else and left. He didn't say anything to me at all really... The other porch people seemed OK, but could tell they weren't very impressed with my visit.
So, I guess we'll see how things go forward.
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shLong said:
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qman said: The neighbor isn't going to move the car out of spite.
This could turn into neighborhood war.
I already know he's not gonna. Definitely not the type to do so. I don't think I can really justify escalating the situation. So, I don't think it'll turn in to a war. It'll just slowly gnaw away at me until I butcher my family and eat a pistol.
It's been real, folks
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shLong said: OK so.. It'd appear he is now parking in the street during the day and then back in that spot overnight. The car has moved several times and it follows that trend so far. I can definitely live with that. 
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shLong said: It seems like he's committed to parking like everyone else now. Even overnight.
I guess that's all it took was talking to the dude. Good stuff
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shLong said:
 Thanks
Definitely worked out better than I had hoped for. He's still pretty cold when we walk by, but he really doesn't seem like the overly friendly neighbor type anyways, so it's whatever on that front. The other random people that hang out on the porch seem nice enough though, even if they look kinda tough and to themselves. It's just random pleasantries anyways. So, yeah... All's well that ends well
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shLong



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23398423 - 06/30/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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There's a brief recap of pertinent replies.. There were more, but that's the gist of what I've replied in regards to him parking now.
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shLong



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23399333 - 06/30/16 10:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Welcome to my neighborhood. Came out today and saw this behind my house 

You can see our cars thru the driver's window in the 2nd pic.
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Dr.Wongburger
Yes!!



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23399451 - 06/30/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Haha you think they would use 4 big breaks, look's like pressure treated wood tho.
Anyway's thanks for the story/retelling. I did not expect it to end that way. Interesting, glad things worked out for ya!
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shLong



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
#23438917 - 07/13/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well... I'm not 100% sure on this quite yet, but it would appear as though they have moved out. All that work, for nothing 
Their cars (all of em) have been gone for a couple days now, their porch chairs which I imagine are super important to these folks are gone, and I saw a truck backed up to their porch (covering the sidewalk ) the other day... Didn't think anything of it at the time, but when put together does appear like they may be gone...
So after all that, much ado about nothing, it'd seem
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Repertoire89
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong] 1
#23438936 - 07/13/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Find them, and kill them.
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California
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Repertoire89]
#23438943 - 07/13/16 08:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Unless another neighbor did that already and made it appear as if they moved.
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shLong



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Repertoire89] 1
#23438964 - 07/13/16 08:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Repertoire89 said: Find them, and kill them.

I don't have the time, but I do know a fella who may be up for the task. Some say he's a rogue ex- cop, but nobody knows for sure.
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California
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23438975 - 07/13/16 08:32 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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He looks like a Narc.
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shLong



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23438981 - 07/13/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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As long as you give him what he's after, you're safe...
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23438996 - 07/13/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm not giving him anything except kind directions out of my 'hood.
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