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shLong



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This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him!
#23367765 - 06/21/16 06:16 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I had to stealthily take the pic since he's on his porch right now. So, sorry if it's confusing.
This douche parks his car completely covering the sidewalk every day. Normally you can get around cars parked like this, but you can't go in front because it's butted up against another and you have to go around the rear enter the road, and then go over the curb, across the terrace and then back to the sidewalk. There's usually always another car parked right there in the road (note the white car), so when kids ride their bike past there they have to go down the driveway, around the car and then go around the car in the road (blindly in the kids case) enter the roadway, clear the parked truck in the road and then go back on the sidewalk.
I saw two kids do that last week on their bikes and fly out in front of a car that had to lock the brakes to prevent greasing the kids.
I called him out on it yesterday and he said "I don't care, the landlord said I could park there" 
So, I don't know what to do. Not tryna be a snitch, but it's fucking annoying and I want him to park like everyone else since iI'm tired of pushing the stroller all the way around when I take my daughter for a walk.
What would you guys do?
Edited by shLong (06/21/16 06:22 PM)
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23367780 - 06/21/16 06:19 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I would mow your lawns, and then I would try to get you to talk it out over some nice ice-cold Pepsi made with real sugar. It doesn't sound as if you will make any progress speaking with such a person though, which sucks.
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shLong



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23367782 - 06/21/16 06:20 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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There's actually one house between us, so no mowing his shit.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23367783 - 06/21/16 06:20 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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California said: I would mow your lawns, and then I would try to get you to talk it out over some nice ice-cold Pepsi made with real sugar.
peculiar strategy broseph
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: California]
#23367790 - 06/21/16 06:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Get some dynamite. Blow up the car. Thatll teach em.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23367792 - 06/21/16 06:23 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Is this the "give me your Internet" guy?
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Boomer The Great] 5
#23367795 - 06/21/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Boomer The Great said: Get some dynamite. Blow up the car. Thatkl teach em.
Too aggressive.
Release moths down his chimney. In like 10 years he'll have holes in his shirts. It's a slow but effective.
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shLong



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Burke Dennings]
#23367803 - 06/21/16 06:26 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Burke Dennings said: Is this the "give me your Internet" guy?
Haha, no... That would be the house between ours... But his baby mama had enough of his shit and gave him the boot.. Thank fuck!
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Niffla]
#23367806 - 06/21/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Niffla said:
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Boomer The Great said: Get some dynamite. Blow up the car. Thatkl teach em.
Too aggressive.
Release moths down his chimney. In like 10 years he'll have holes in his shirts. It's a slow but effective.
Woah, calm down there, Mr Manson
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23367819 - 06/21/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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The car or truck that's usually in the road causing the blind spot isn't there now, but here's a little better grasp of the situation.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Niffla]
#23367825 - 06/21/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Niffla said:
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California said: I would mow your lawns, and then I would try to get you to talk it out over some nice ice-cold Pepsi made with real sugar.
peculiar strategy broseph
Thank you very much. My techniques may not be conventional, but I am all about results, I also like mowed lawns and Pepsi made with real sugar(instead of high-fructose corn syrup).
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23367827 - 06/21/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd say call the city about it if it's that much of a safety hazard and he doesn't give a shit.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23367832 - 06/21/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah I know exactly how you feel, people do that shit all the time. When you've got kids with you or your dog it's a huge pain in the ass and it's dangerous. One time my dogs almost got ran over because some guy parked just like that and didn't pay attention to see if anyone was behind him when he was backing up. He only stopped because I yelled at him. If that was some kids or if I wasn't paying attention something bad would have happened for sure. I would have been a lot madder if I had my kids then too. Anyway that's illegal in a lot of places, his landlord can't just make up rules about town property. You can call him in but I'd probably do something like putting a dogwalking ad out and let them all shit on his lawn.
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#23367834 - 06/21/16 06:37 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said:
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Niffla said:
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Boomer The Great said: Get some dynamite. Blow up the car. Thatkl teach em.
Too aggressive.
Release moths down his chimney. In like 10 years he'll have holes in his shirts. It's a slow but effective.
Woah, calm down there, Mr Manson
Just imagine the horror on his face when he walks into his closet in 2026 and sees a dime sized hole in his affliction shirt
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong] 5
#23367841 - 06/21/16 06:38 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Being a "snitch" is only a bad thing if you out someone for something that either you're involved yourself to get out of trouble or if you're reporting someone who isn't hurting anyone. If it's to help keep some kids safer then I would not call that snitching.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23367849 - 06/21/16 06:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Next time he leaves, install a spike strip on the sidewalk 
Or bolt a wooden skate ramp down near the sidewalk when the car leaves then blame the neighbour skateboarders for leaving it behind
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shLong



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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: Eminence]
#23367851 - 06/21/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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He'll know it was me that made the call, though.
Still make the call?
Fwiw, he's a Mexican with a bunch of across the chest tats and shit.. So probably not too savory
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23367870 - 06/21/16 06:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Invite him over for hamburgers.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23367874 - 06/21/16 06:48 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I would if he didn't have the decency to move after I talked to him about it. Idk, if you're scared of him or something just ask him one more time and say that other residents have the same concern, so he can't really single you out, or maybe walk over with another neighbor, maybe the parents of the kid you said almost got hit. I'd be surprised if they haven't already talked to him about it though if you have already.
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Re: This fucking self centered asshole neighbor... Fuck him! [Re: shLong]
#23367900 - 06/21/16 06:55 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said: He'll know it was me that made the call, though.
Still make the call?
Fwiw, he's a Mexican with a bunch of across the chest tats and shit.. So probably not too savory
Even so, try to appeal to any goodness he may have. Nobody wants to accidentally run anyone over and ruin multiple lives. Be firm, but cool, and try to talk to him again. If you see or hear about anything dangerous after that, then make that call.
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