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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: homeless people [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23367269 - 06/21/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Typical Tuesday in T Dot.


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: homeless people [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #23367277 - 06/21/16 03:54 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

snorting coke from a security guard's dick?


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: homeless people [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23367312 - 06/21/16 04:06 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

:scott:


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InvisibleAlexestalex
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Re: homeless people [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #23367567 - 06/21/16 05:24 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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SirShroomsAlott said:
lol I was waiting for the part where he told the homeless guy he would of never had to suffer if his parents didn't procreate but it never came and was just his same nihilistic world view bullshit sprinkled throughout over and over like always :sad:

He said just about a week ago that he hopes a woman would rape him too (in a thread where someone was upset about knowing someone who got raped) because he'd love that before a mod deleted it, since he hopes that, then I hope that if his wish ever comes true that she gets pregnant and decides to keep it just for the irony of it

edit: I'm amazed people are still surprised/upset by the things he posts, he couldn't be anymore of a blatant piece of shit if he tried to be.





You can mock antinatalism all you want but it's the truth. :wink:

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."


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Stay far from timid, only make moves when your heart's in it.


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InvisibleSun King
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Re: homeless people [Re: Alexestalex]
    #23367589 - 06/21/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

You are forever stuck in the ridicule phase, because it ain't truth.    :archiebunker:


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Re: homeless people [Re: 1234go]
    #23367606 - 06/21/16 05:33 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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1234go said:
Ban OP on general principal. :thumbup:



principle* :grammarnazi:


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Connoisseur said:
oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: homeless people [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23367840 - 06/21/16 06:38 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
Did anyone else start reading this story & kept expecting to get to the part where Alex gave the guy 15$ (Canadian) in exchange for a blowjob?  That's where his last homeless thread went.

Anyway, with no disrespect meant to anyone, I truly hope Alex becomes that homeless guy through a series of events over the next 30 years.




It would only take 2 events, mommy and daddy croaking. Dude is a dishwasher, if he didn't have mum and dad to support him he would already be homeless.
Anyway I don't believe this story either. OP makes up shit to try and sound edgy, its pathetic.


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Re: homeless people [Re: Alexestalex]
    #23368220 - 06/21/16 08:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Alexestalex said:
I was biking downtown with a buddy and we came across this piss poor, toothless homeless man who was pretty much shirtless and wearing a Santa hat. You see so many retarded fucks like this in downtown toronto.

Now, I don't understand why most homeless people don't simply commit suicide to end their miserable lives. I don't mean any offense to them, in fact I respect them for enduring Canadian winters like that. But it blows my mind how they endure so much pain for a chance at hope or whatever other BS they're taught to strive for. Whatever, it's their choice.

Anyway, this Old fucker asked us for money to buy booze.

Now, for some reason I can't fathom this. My life is EASY and I hate my life.  If I was in the homeless man's shit brick situation, I can't fathom why the fuck I'd go for booze over the bajillion other amazing drugs that exist.

Like his life is so worthless, so dead, so valueless, so filled with meaningless pain. Any sensible person would rather be dead than live an hour in his shoes. At least have the decency to treat yourself to a decent drug besides shit booze.

So I suddenly had this brilliant idea to offer him some DXM. I told him it's like booze but a million times better. The moment I mentioned cough meds I could see his eyes lighting up. He's probably heard of people getting high off cough meds before on the news.

This homeless fuck is suddenly like "you boys can get that cough shit for me? You know which shits good?"

I'm like yeah, no problem, I just want you to have a good time.

I asked him if he's ever had a dissociative trip before. I mentioned PCP and Ketamine and MXE. You can't expect a concise answer out of a dumb fuck like him but I felt talkative. He shrugged off my question and mentioned he liked Percs. It makes me sad that some people will never experience and appreciate the beauty of a k-hole experience because they'll be too busy doing a fucking shit drug like perks or booze.

Now, there's no way in hell I'll ever waste my precious K to give a homeless man a "chance" to see past his meaningless painful existence. Humans are too stupid to appreciate the true beauty of dissociatives

DXM is the absolute worst dissociative. It is raw and unclean, where as ketamine is crystal clear.  But hey, it's a dissociative . And this homeless guy picks cigs from the ground so I doubt he minds swallowing some gel caps.

So we run inside shoppers drug mart and I buy him a pack of cough gels. We bring it out to him and he asks us if we're sure it's safe. We tell him of course, robutussin gel caps are safe from my experience.

Me my friend and the homeless man all looked at each other, all of us aware of the fact that this homeless man really had nothing to lose anyway.

There's a certain look homeless people have, especially older homeless people. A blank stare of hopelessness. Of senseless survival over and over and over again with no purpose. Their life is a cruel joke. The cosmic Big Bang happened billions of years ago and from that cosmic stardust their miserable lives eventually arose.

Anyway, I despise every single speck of this Universe. Every bit of it. If I could make this totally unnecessary Universe disappear forever, I would, in a heart beat.

Anyway, this homeless guy definitely had that look to him. He swallowed all 20 gel caps. My buddy and I left to volcano vape some weed at a hot box cafe and when we were biking back 2.5 hours later we saw this homeless fuck again wandering around, stumbling.

We asked him how he felt and all he could mutter up was "I'm fucked", or that's what we heard. Most of what he said sounded like gibberish. He couldn't even make eye contact with me anymore. We kept saying hello, hello and he just stared on the ground blankly. I could tell he was fucked. 300 mg isn't much but definitely enough for a newb like him. We told him to sit down and relax. Suddenly he started coughing and puked all over his disgusting self. Then he got up and walked around again, staring at the ground, overwhelmed by the dissociative trip.

At the end of the day, I made a homeless man's day and that's what matters. I gave him a chance to see past reality and his own mind, a chance to see something beautiful. Chances are he's too stupid to ever understand such things, as most people are.

But hey , DXM may suck but its a billion times better than booze.

I have nothing against giving homeless people money. I just hate seeing the money being wasted on dumb fucking liquor.



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Re: homeless people [Re: Alexestalex] * 4
    #23368275 - 06/21/16 08:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Douchebag.


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