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InvisibleAlexestalex
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homeless people * 1
    #23366135 - 06/21/16 08:34 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I was biking downtown with a buddy and we came across this piss poor, toothless homeless man who was pretty much shirtless and wearing a Santa hat. You see so many retarded fucks like this in downtown toronto.

Now, I don't understand why most homeless people don't simply commit suicide to end their miserable lives. I don't mean any offense to them, in fact I respect them for enduring Canadian winters like that. But it blows my mind how they endure so much pain for a chance at hope or whatever other BS they're taught to strive for. Whatever, it's their choice.

Anyway, this Old fucker asked us for money to buy booze.

Now, for some reason I can't fathom this. My life is EASY and I hate my life.  If I was in the homeless man's shit brick situation, I can't fathom why the fuck I'd go for booze over the bajillion other amazing drugs that exist.

Like his life is so worthless, so dead, so valueless, so filled with meaningless pain. Any sensible person would rather be dead than live an hour in his shoes. At least have the decency to treat yourself to a decent drug besides shit booze.

So I suddenly had this brilliant idea to offer him some DXM. I told him it's like booze but a million times better. The moment I mentioned cough meds I could see his eyes lighting up. He's probably heard of people getting high off cough meds before on the news.

This homeless fuck is suddenly like "you boys can get that cough shit for me? You know which shits good?"

I'm like yeah, no problem, I just want you to have a good time.

I asked him if he's ever had a dissociative trip before. I mentioned PCP and Ketamine and MXE. You can't expect a concise answer out of a dumb fuck like him but I felt talkative. He shrugged off my question and mentioned he liked Percs. It makes me sad that some people will never experience and appreciate the beauty of a k-hole experience because they'll be too busy doing a fucking shit drug like perks or booze.

Now, there's no way in hell I'll ever waste my precious K to give a homeless man a "chance" to see past his meaningless painful existence. Humans are too stupid to appreciate the true beauty of dissociatives

DXM is the absolute worst dissociative. It is raw and unclean, where as ketamine is crystal clear.  But hey, it's a dissociative . And this homeless guy picks cigs from the ground so I doubt he minds swallowing some gel caps.

So we run inside shoppers drug mart and I buy him a pack of cough gels. We bring it out to him and he asks us if we're sure it's safe. We tell him of course, robutussin gel caps are safe from my experience.

Me my friend and the homeless man all looked at each other, all of us aware of the fact that this homeless man really had nothing to lose anyway.

There's a certain look homeless people have, especially older homeless people. A blank stare of hopelessness. Of senseless survival over and over and over again with no purpose. Their life is a cruel joke. The cosmic Big Bang happened billions of years ago and from that cosmic stardust their miserable lives eventually arose.

Anyway, I despise every single speck of this Universe. Every bit of it. If I could make this totally unnecessary Universe disappear forever, I would, in a heart beat.

Anyway, this homeless guy definitely had that look to him. He swallowed all 20 gel caps. My buddy and I left to volcano vape some weed at a hot box cafe and when we were biking back 2.5 hours later we saw this homeless fuck again wandering around, stumbling.

We asked him how he felt and all he could mutter up was "I'm fucked", or that's what we heard. Most of what he said sounded like gibberish. He couldn't even make eye contact with me anymore. We kept saying hello, hello and he just stared on the ground blankly. I could tell he was fucked. 300 mg isn't much but definitely enough for a newb like him. We told him to sit down and relax. Suddenly he started coughing and puked all over his disgusting self. Then he got up and walked around again, staring at the ground, overwhelmed by the dissociative trip.

At the end of the day, I made a homeless man's day and that's what matters. I gave him a chance to see past reality and his own mind, a chance to see something beautiful. Chances are he's too stupid to ever understand such things, as most people are.

But hey , DXM may suck but its a billion times better than booze.

I have nothing against giving homeless people money. I just hate seeing the money being wasted on dumb fucking liquor.


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Offlinehex_enduction
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Re: homeless people [Re: Alexestalex] * 26
    #23366179 - 06/21/16 08:51 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

God damn you are a massive douchebag :lol:


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Connoisseur said:
oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: homeless people [Re: hex_enduction] * 7
    #23366184 - 06/21/16 08:53 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Don't give homeless people drugs, you could have killed him.


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Re: homeless people [Re: hex_enduction] * 6
    #23366192 - 06/21/16 08:56 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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hex_enduction said:
God damn you are a massive douchebag :lol:




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Re: homeless people [Re: Sun King] * 7
    #23366203 - 06/21/16 09:01 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Sun King said:
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hex_enduction said:
God damn you are a massive douchebag :lol:







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InvisibleAlexestalex
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Re: homeless people [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23366206 - 06/21/16 09:02 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

hex_enduction said:
God damn you are a massive douchebag :lol:




How so?

Most people don't give homeless people the time of day. I gave him free drugs.


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Re: homeless people [Re: Alexestalex] * 1
    #23366211 - 06/21/16 09:04 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

The man was an alcoholic. You need to understand alcoholism a little better. You gave the dude a huge dose of what you refer to as the absolute worst of dissociatives....20 gel caps when his blood alcohol was probably way over what you and I would feel intoxicated from. That is just plain irresponsible dude. Did you even question how they would interact with alcohol?

You treated this man more like a thing than a human being.


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Re: homeless people [Re: Alexestalex]
    #23366217 - 06/21/16 09:06 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

i kept getting flashbacks to patrick bateman.. good on you tho for giving him free drugs and not murdering him :smile2::thumbup:


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Re: homeless people [Re: Alexestalex]
    #23366221 - 06/21/16 09:08 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

He admitted he wanted money for booze and not food? I can respect that.


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Re: homeless people [Re: Thayendanegea] * 8
    #23366225 - 06/21/16 09:09 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I was thinking more that the dude would be thrust into a dysphoric dissociative trip while in alcohol w/d, but either scenario would be fucked. But that's alright, Alex clearly understands the entire spectrum of human psychology. The dude was just too stupid to comprehend DXM's greatness :lol:

I'd expect little else from a rich, jaded, solipsistic teenage sociopath :stonedjerk:


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Connoisseur said:
oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: homeless people [Re: Thayendanegea] * 1
    #23366228 - 06/21/16 09:10 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Thayendanegea said:
The man was an alcoholic. You need to understand alcoholism a little better. You gave the dude a huge dose of what you refer to as the absolute worst of dissociatives....20 gel caps when his blood alcohol was probably way over what you and I would feel intoxicated from. That is just plain irresponsible dude. Did you even question how they would interact with alcohol?

You treated this man more like a thing than a human being.




Lots of alcoholics have stomach ulcers, all of those pills could have him bleeding internally.


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Re: homeless people [Re: quinn] * 1
    #23366234 - 06/21/16 09:12 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

So is he dead?

Somehow I think that what you did is fucked up OP.


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Re: homeless people [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #23366248 - 06/21/16 09:19 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Alex, you are a piece of shit.  Why don't you end your miserable existence?  The man wanted some booze, so you felt compelled to give him some cheap, shitty drug? wtf is wrong with you?


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Re: homeless people [Re: Alexestalex] * 1
    #23366254 - 06/21/16 09:21 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Lol. I see why OP opted out of ratings

That's fucked up dude. Sounds like you ruined the mans life even more. He threw up on his only pair of rags ffs

I've offered a hobo some acid once, some typical wow paper. He thought it was crack and was majorly disappointed when he realized it was paper acid and declined all together


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Re: homeless people *DELETED* [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #23366256 - 06/21/16 09:21 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: homeless people [Re: ChemicalSpark] * 5
    #23366267 - 06/21/16 09:25 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Obviously because socio/psychopaths don't really feel empathy....duh


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Re: homeless people [Re: plasma] * 1
    #23366292 - 06/21/16 09:33 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Lol. I see why OP opted out of ratings

That's fucked up dude. Sounds like you ruined the mans life even more. He threw up on his only pair of rags ffs

I've offered a hobo some acid once, some typical wow paper. He thought it was crack and was majorly disappointed when he realized it was paper acid and declined all together




No shit..what street bum wants to take psychedelics? Fuck that. I'd probably have some kind of existential crisis


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Re: homeless people [Re: Alexestalex] * 1
    #23366299 - 06/21/16 09:34 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: homeless people [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #23366308 - 06/21/16 09:37 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Idk if I was a hobo id probably jump on some acid or shrooms


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Re: homeless people [Re: plasma] * 6
    #23366468 - 06/21/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Did anyone else start reading this story & kept expecting to get to the part where Alex gave the guy 15$ (Canadian) in exchange for a blowjob?  That's where his last homeless thread went.

Anyway, with no disrespect meant to anyone, I truly hope Alex becomes that homeless guy through a series of events over the next 30 years.


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