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Shroomenstein
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Need to pass a drug test!! It's at 5:00 PM today.
#23365962 - 06/21/16 06:48 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have a drug test today at 5:00. The test will be observed as well. The last time I smoked was last Wednesday and every day or so for about 20 days leading up to that point. Any advice will be greatly appreciated thank you.
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Re: Need to pass a drug test!! It's at 5:00 PM today. [Re: Shroomenstein]
#23365968 - 06/21/16 06:52 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Need to pass a drug test!! It's at 5:00 PM today. [Re: Shroomenstein]
#23365969 - 06/21/16 06:52 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Probably fucked. Honestly. Why are you being tested?
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Re: Need to pass a drug test!! It's at 5:00 PM today. [Re: goldcaphunter]
#23365976 - 06/21/16 06:55 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah hes fucked imo. Depends on your Body mass, Fat content, metabolism, food intake, drug intake, etc. Too many factors for us to give you an answer. Best bet would be to dilute your urine by drinking as much water up until the test. And when pissing in the cup. Do not use the initial stream.
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Re: Need to pass a drug test!! It's at 5:00 PM today. [Re: Shroomenstein]
#23365980 - 06/21/16 06:57 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Drink a lot of water and pray.
Also the bit about not using the beginning or end of your stream.
Take a small dose of B-vitamin and creatine. Try to pee several times before you go.
Also stop using drugs before a drug test. They're unlawful and unfair but it's the only thing you can do for yourself.
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Re: Need to pass a drug test!! It's at 5:00 PM today. [Re: T-Rex]
#23365999 - 06/21/16 07:09 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm 6'0" 155, I eat rather healthy and I have a pretty fast metabolism.
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Re: Need to pass a drug test!! It's at 5:00 PM today. [Re: Shroomenstein] 3
#23366000 - 06/21/16 07:11 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Need to pass a drug test!! It's at 5:00 PM today.
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Re: Need to pass a drug test!! It's at 5:00 PM today. [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#23366022 - 06/21/16 07:33 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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They sell these at smoke shops:
https://www.google.com/search?q=drink+for+drug+tests&safe=off&espv=2&biw=1360&bih=705&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjqkqqfnbnNAhXE5iYKHZViB3YQ_AUICCgD#imgrc=yE2tJRYWkqDg3M%3A
should be around 15 to 20 bucks so you know you're getting the right ones. Lot of people swear they don't work but they always have for me and a friend of mine.
If you can't get to one follow these directions:
drink a ton of water so that just before the test, like around 30 minutes or so you let out one huge piss
during the actual piss, use the piss that is midstream
new piss won't have time for the actual cannabis stuff to accumulate enough in order for it to show up as a positive
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Re: Need to pass a drug test!! It's at 5:00 PM today. [Re: Shroomenstein]
#23366077 - 06/21/16 08:07 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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I agree with the creatine as they measure it's level. Is it a lab test or a piss cup? Salt in your system will also raise specific gravity, also something a lab can test for.
Honestly how did you end up here? Water will only dilute so much.
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Shroomenstein
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Re: Need to pass a drug test!! It's at 5:00 PM today. [Re: Morel Guy]
#23366092 - 06/21/16 08:11 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's a piss cup. And the test got moved forward a week
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Re: Need to pass a drug test!! It's at 5:00 PM today. [Re: Shroomenstein]
#23366122 - 06/21/16 08:28 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Run 5 miles or do 100 burpees straight then chug water until test
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Re: Need to pass a drug test!! It's at 5:00 PM today. [Re: Shroomenstein]
#23366193 - 06/21/16 08:57 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shroomenstein said: It's a piss cup. And the test got moved forward a week
You should be good in another week. Just lay off the buds.
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Re: Need to pass a drug test!! It's at 5:00 PM today. [Re: T-Rex]
#23366231 - 06/21/16 09:11 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Get someone who has clean piss to piss in a condom. Then tie it to a string long enough to tie around your waist under your pants and underwear. Let the condom rest inbetween your thighs (one of the warmest spots on the body) and make sure to do it as close the time of the piss test as possible as to keep proper body temp....good luck soldier
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Re: Need to pass a drug test!! It's at 5:00 PM today. [Re: spirit_shadow]
#23366238 - 06/21/16 09:14 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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I just smoked a big joint and I have a drug test in 15 minutes. What can I do?
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Re: Need to pass a drug test!! It's at 5:00 PM today. [Re: Patlal]
#23366409 - 06/21/16 10:07 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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smoke another joint
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Re: Need to pass a drug test!! It's at 5:00 PM today. [Re: Patlal]
#23366410 - 06/21/16 10:08 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I just smoked a big joint and I have a drug test in 15 minutes. What can I do?
I recommend shitting yourself as you're handed the cup.
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Re: Need to pass a drug test!! It's at 5:00 PM today. [Re: luvdemshrooms] 1
#23366441 - 06/21/16 10:16 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Just shit IN the cup and say you couldn't pee so you went the alternate rout
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Re: Need to pass a drug test!! It's at 5:00 PM today. [Re: Shroomenstein] 2
#23366527 - 06/21/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shroomenstein said: And the test got moved forward a week
Yeah, I pulled some strings on your behalf. You're welcome. You wont be given further chances however, consider this your one miracle for the year.
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Re: Need to pass a drug test!! It's at 5:00 PM today. [Re: PatrickKn]
#23366601 - 06/21/16 11:24 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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You want to dilute your urine as much as possible without reading as a diluted sample. Low creatine and low specific gravity are what cause a sample to be considered diluted. You can take a creatine supplement and drink Gatorade or a sports drink for the salt, which will help the specific gravity. Take the creatine now and drink a couple glasses of water. Then an hour before your test drink am entire 32oz Gatorade.
Next time don't do any drugs that will show up on a test if you're having supervised drug tests. If it's un supervised for a job then definitely keep synthetic urine or clean urine in a freezer to substitute during the test.
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Re: Need to pass a drug test!! It's at 5:00 PM today. [Re: plasma]
#23366691 - 06/21/16 12:01 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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plasma said: Just shit IN the cup and say you couldn't pee so you went the alternate rout
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