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Offlinehostileuniverse
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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: orison]
    #23365677 - 06/21/16 02:47 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Showed up to work the other day, a Koran was left on top the printer, jokes were made and we figured out who it was, a guy who gets drunk every night and fucks anything that walks, the rest of us are completely unconcerned about this guy...

And just a few miles away, at another lease, a Muslim is being arrested for threatening his coworkers and referencing ISIS, sound familiar?

we are not really concerned about this guy either, even though guns are strictly banned by federal and state law where we work, I'd say about half of us carry... :lol:

He's been charged with felony terrorizing, my guess is he's gonna get the fucking book thrown at him!:lol:



http://www.kfyrtv.com/content/news/Minot-Man-Arrested-in-Mckenzie-Co-for-Threatening-Co-Worker-Referencing-ISIS-383491021.html

Why can these local policia take this guy down but the FBI was useless with that other idiot?:shrug:


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: hostileuniverse]
    #23365717 - 06/21/16 03:34 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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hostileuniverse said:
http://www.kfyrtv.com/content/news/Minot-Man-Arrested-in-Mckenzie-Co-for-Threatening-Co-Worker-Referencing-ISIS-383491021.html

Why can these local policia take this guy down but the FBI was useless with that other idiot?:shrug:







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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: hostileuniverse]
    #23365986 - 06/21/16 07:01 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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hostileuniverse said:
Showed up to work the other day, a Koran was left on top the printer, jokes were made and we figured out who it was, a guy who gets drunk every night and fucks anything that walks, the rest of us are completely unconcerned about this guy...

And just a few miles away, at another lease, a Muslim is being arrested for threatening his coworkers and referencing ISIS, sound familiar?

we are not really concerned about this guy either, even though guns are strictly banned by federal and state law where we work, I'd say about half of us carry... :lol:

He's been charged with felony terrorizing, my guess is he's gonna get the fucking book thrown at him!:lol:



http://www.kfyrtv.com/content/news/Minot-Man-Arrested-in-Mckenzie-Co-for-Threatening-Co-Worker-Referencing-ISIS-383491021.html

Why can these local policia take this guy down but the FBI was useless with that other idiot?:shrug:




Due process? Isn't that the standard answer this week about why the FBI isn't allowed to do anything?


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: koods]
    #23366001 - 06/21/16 07:11 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

You would think there would be some process for at least keeping much closer tabs on a terror suspect after they make that kind of purchase, even if there is no legal basis for blocking the sale. I haven't really followed the fine details of the story though.


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: psi]
    #23366004 - 06/21/16 07:15 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

You would think.


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: koods] * 1
    #23366006 - 06/21/16 07:16 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I saw a Muslim woman at the grocery store and I was only scared a little bit.


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: Sun King]
    #23366029 - 06/21/16 07:35 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Those ninja style outfits some of the women wear freak me out a bit, but other than that Muslims are just one of numerous immigrant groups around here, trying to eke out some kind of living and send their kids to university.


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: psi]
    #23366068 - 06/21/16 08:03 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I dated a Muslim guy once and he didn't even try to get me to join ISIS.


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: koods]
    #23366093 - 06/21/16 08:11 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Honestly I don't think it's worth my energy to worry about this kind of stuff. Yeah there are probably a few people planning some terrorist shit in my area at any given time, but shitty and inattentive drivers are probably a much bigger threat to my life.


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: koods] * 1
    #23366252 - 06/21/16 09:21 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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I dated a Muslim guy once and he didn't even try to get me to join ISIS.



Must not have found you worthy of the honor. :lol:


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23366276 - 06/21/16 09:26 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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koods said:
I dated a Muslim guy once and he didn't even try to get me to join ISIS.



Must not have found you worthy of the honor. :lol:



Oh shit lol


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: koods]
    #23366405 - 06/21/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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And you knew they were Muslim how?



They shouted Allahu Akbar

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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: koods]
    #23366510 - 06/21/16 10:43 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Just wondering what that uniform is. usually it's fairly easy to tell a Muslim woman due to the head scarf, but most Muslim males dress just like any other westerner.



There are certain farmers. You are not supposed to dress like the Kufar, it's explicit. Many probably do so because if they looked that forign, living in non muslem countries would be difficult


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: koods]
    #23367098 - 06/21/16 03:06 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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koods said:
I dated a Muslim guy once and he didn't even try to get me to join ISIS.




Hes not muslim if he is homosexual.  Was his name Omar?

Im Mormon but I drink

Im hindu but I eat beef

Only koods can split a hair like this.


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: myc_check1212]
    #23367112 - 06/21/16 03:09 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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koods said:
I dated a Muslim guy once and he didn't even try to get me to join ISIS.




Hes not muslim if he is homosexual.  Was his name Omar?

Im Mormon but I drink

Im hindu but I eat beef

Only koods can split a hair like this.




What are you talking about? He was Muslim and out of the closet. But I guess you know better.

Frankly, most Muslims in the US are pretty secular. I've never known any that were as obsessed with their religion as Christians I've known.


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: koods] * 1
    #23367121 - 06/21/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Gay muslims have to stone themselves.


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: koods]
    #23367127 - 06/21/16 03:12 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Cant be muslim if hes gay, pretty sure theres a rule about it.


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: Sun King]
    #23367156 - 06/21/16 03:21 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Gay muslims have to stone themselves.



LOLOL! They must be/get stoned!:grin:


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: myc_check1212]
    #23367166 - 06/21/16 03:24 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I can't tell if you are feigning ignorance or not.


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: psi] * 1
    #23367171 - 06/21/16 03:26 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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psi said:
You would think there would be some process for at least keeping much closer tabs on a terror suspect after they make that kind of purchase, even if there is no legal basis for blocking the sale. I haven't really followed the fine details of the story though.





seems a gun store owner called because of concerns about what Omar Mateen was up
to, asking for body armor and bulk ammunition, he became concerned due to the
nature of the requests and called the FBI but apparently the FBI who had already
questioned Omar 3 times consulted with the Obama Handbook of Terror Suspect
Profiling and found that since he wasnt a middle aged, white republican that
everything was cool

so in reality, there is a system in place but the President has decided that
questioning muslims about their terrorist activities is racial profiling because
everyone know that if you find mouse shit in the kitchen you need to blame the
elephants in the bedroom


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