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3 Muslims walk into a gas station...
    #23364843 - 06/20/16 07:42 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

And I kid you not everybody in there stopped and looked right at them. I know it sounded like a build up to a joke:dumblol:

But really  I walked in behind after them and got to kinda see their perspective, there were like 20 people in there and they all at the same time even the lady at the register paused. I kinda felt bad for them and at the same time I can't blame people for being concerned. It really didn't help they were all talking in their language and not English, at the time i was thinking like ehh you guys should really learn some fucking English.:shrug:


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: Anahata]
    #23364851 - 06/20/16 07:44 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

And you knew they were Muslim how?


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: koods] * 9
    #23364863 - 06/20/16 07:48 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Everyone knows the Muslim dress code.



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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: koods] * 2
    #23364864 - 06/20/16 07:48 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Maybe don't join a death cult with a mandated uniform to separate yourself from us unclean Kufar.


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: koods]
    #23364888 - 06/20/16 07:56 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

You had to of been there yo. In my small town we have a nice mix of Mexicans, lot of wh8te, a dose of familar black familes, Indian, veitenmeses..sorry can't spell.

I don't think mussys will ever go unchecked around here, and I'm okay with that.


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: specialpeopleclub]
    #23364894 - 06/20/16 07:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Just wondering what that uniform is. usually it's fairly easy to tell a Muslim woman due to the head scarf, but most Muslim males dress just like any other westerner.


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: koods] * 3
    #23364929 - 06/20/16 08:06 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Brainwash complete.



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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23364934 - 06/20/16 08:11 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

:doublefacepalm:


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23364937 - 06/20/16 08:15 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

And what has he done to help lately? I heard was bitch, cry, moan, error.


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: SloppyJoseph]
    #23364940 - 06/20/16 08:16 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

poor muslims in the USA.  They were just getting over the whole 9/11 bad PR.  I feel especially bad for the kids.  They didn't even have a say in deciding to live here.


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: koods]
    #23364942 - 06/20/16 08:16 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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koods said:
Just wondering what that uniform is. usually it's fairly easy to tell a Muslim woman due to the head scarf, but most Muslim males dress just like any other westerner.



Around here a lot of Muslim guys dress like Westerners, but some wear traditional looking clothing with a knee-length shirt that looks kind of like an old timey nightshirt.


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: psi]
    #23364948 - 06/20/16 08:18 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

or even worse, all the atheist or hindu indian and pakistani people that everyone treats like they are muslim terrorists.


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: Hippocampus]
    #23364965 - 06/20/16 08:25 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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or even worse, all the atheist or hindu indian and pakistani people that everyone treats like they are muslim terrorists.



You see that viral video where some white lady pulls over her car to show how racist she is against 3 dark skinned guys shooting a youtube vid,
she thought were muslims or islams or something.
They were actually Brazillian. :lol:


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: Hippocampus] * 2
    #23364973 - 06/20/16 08:28 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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or even worse, all the atheist or hindu indian and pakistani people that everyone treats like they are muslim terrorists.




That's what I'm thinking. OP saw a couple Sikhs and thinks they are Muslim.


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23364996 - 06/20/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

oh totally!  All the Sikhs I've met have been the chillest people too.  One was a lab partner for a term.  He was a nice kid, totally respectful even though we hardly ever saw eye to eye.  Once I went in one of those Sikh owned 99 cent stores and a whole group of young Sikh men employees were super helpful and nice.  Another time at a different 99 cent store the owners gave me a discount just because it was christmas.  I took another class that had about 10 Sikh women in it.  They hardly spoke English but they were cool too.  Then there's the Sikh ice cream truck man.  Never had an issue with him.  I wish more Sikhs would come over here.   

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Hippocampus said:
or even worse, all the atheist or hindu indian and pakistani people that everyone treats like they are muslim terrorists.



You see that viral video where some white lady pulls over her car to show how racist she is against 3 dark skinned guys shooting a youtube vid,
she thought were muslims or islams or something.
They were actually Brazillian. :lol:




I have seen that, disgraceful :sad:


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: Hippocampus] * 1
    #23365114 - 06/20/16 09:23 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Hippocampus said:
or even worse, all the atheist or hindu indian and pakistani people that everyone treats like they are muslim terrorists.



I thought Pakistan was pretty much all Muslim.


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: psi]
    #23365156 - 06/20/16 09:36 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Hm I guess so.  I just looked it up.  I thought it was more mixed.  Learn sumthin new every day :cookiemonster:


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: koods]
    #23365424 - 06/20/16 11:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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koods said:
And you knew they were Muslim how?



You can see it in their eyes.....


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23365527 - 06/21/16 01:03 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Hippocampus said:
or even worse, all the atheist or hindu indian and pakistani people that everyone treats like they are muslim terrorists.



You see that viral video where some white lady pulls over her car to show how racist she is against 3 dark skinned guys shooting a youtube vid,
she thought were muslims or islams or something.
They were actually Brazillian. :lol:



Yup! :lol: bitch was so dumb. She also kept saying "they hate easterns" and "show them who's dick you suck"


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Re: 3 Muslims walk into a gas station... [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23365556 - 06/21/16 01:20 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

a muslim walks into a bar and orders shots of capping more guns for everyone..


too soon..


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