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to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit 2
#23363309 - 06/20/16 09:40 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Have some respect for yourselves.
I would never do my ass that dirty!
It's seriously like wiping with salt.
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: shadyy]
#23363313 - 06/20/16 09:43 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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This would include "generic" versions of the soft tissue paper known to kiss thee arsehole.
You sneaky fuckers, you.
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: shadyy] 1
#23363324 - 06/20/16 09:47 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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As an adult, you quickly learn there are some things you can and cannot skimp money on. Toilet paper is not one of them.
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: IveBeenRecycled]
#23363328 - 06/20/16 09:48 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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In the life of a degenerate, no.
Charmin or Charmout.
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: shadyy] 1
#23363334 - 06/20/16 09:48 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I hate cheap toilet paper. Makes me feel like I'm wiping my ass with communism. Plus that shit is hella hard to pull off and always rips before I want it to.
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: IveBeenRecycled]
#23363335 - 06/20/16 09:50 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wait, what exactly are yousaying?
That it's something you CAN or CANNOT skimp money on?
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: shadyy]
#23363357 - 06/20/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah I was just thinkin this like 10 minutes ago when taking a shit at work. It's like why do you have to buy the cheap ass bullshit? I take fuckin man shits. I need like 3 ply here. Cheap TP is the worst
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: shadyy]
#23363384 - 06/20/16 10:10 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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bidet or bust tbh
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: UncleCid]
#23363401 - 06/20/16 10:15 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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UncleCid said: Yeah I was just thinkin this like 10 minutes ago when taking a shit at work. It's like why do you have to buy the cheap ass bullshit? I take fuckin man shits. I need like 3 ply here. Cheap TP is the worst
Well, at some company where the owner doesn't wipe their ass with the same shit you're using, yeah, it's gonna be a little rusty.
But if you're opting to actually purchase it? My God.
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: shadyy] 1
#23363407 - 06/20/16 10:18 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Let me ask you guys this...what is it you're doing with the money you save on the cheap toilet paper??
Do you get better paper towels??
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: shadyy]
#23363412 - 06/20/16 10:21 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
i hate liz said:
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UncleCid said: Yeah I was just thinkin this like 10 minutes ago when taking a shit at work. It's like why do you have to buy the cheap ass bullshit? I take fuckin man shits. I need like 3 ply here. Cheap TP is the worst
Well, at some company where the owner doesn't wipe their ass with the same shit you're using, yeah, it's gonna be a little rusty.
But if you're opting to actually purchase it? My God.
Yeah I'm sure he gets nothing but the best charmin TP lol
But yeah I've def considered bringing TP to work and leaving it in my locker. It took me a long time to get comfortable using public toilets and it's mostly because the TP sucks
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: shadyy]
#23363425 - 06/20/16 10:26 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Too few plies and the amount of sheets needed will certainly increase, evening out the tables, maybe even using more cheap paper altogether in comparison with the decent stuff.
I'd give cheap toilet paper the official thumbs down.
Some firms produce luxury bio crap rags.
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23363465 - 06/20/16 10:44 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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LobsterSauce said: Too few plies and the amount of sheets needed will certainly increase, evening out the tables, maybe even using more cheap paper altogether in comparison with the decent stuff.
I'd give cheap toilet paper the official thumbs down.
Some firms produce luxury bio crap rags.
Yeah exactly. When you buy cheap TP, people use more of it, so in reality you aren't saving any money. You just look like some cheap fuck
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: UncleCid]
#23363492 - 06/20/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have a system where I wash my butt with distilled rainwater.
No waste paper, no waste water.
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23363495 - 06/20/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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LobsterSauce said: I have a system where I wash my butt with distilled rainwater.
No waste paper, no waste water.
Who needs TP? Be a man, use your hand
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23363497 - 06/20/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I use scrap paper
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: UncleCid]
#23363510 - 06/20/16 10:56 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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That's being a savage, not a man. Being a man is using duct tape to wipe with.
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: Shroomslip]
#23363514 - 06/20/16 10:58 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: That's being a savage, not a man. Being a man is using duct tape to wipe with.
Fair enough. If given the choice between sand paper and duct tape, I'd probably stick with sand paper.
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: shadyy]
#23363596 - 06/20/16 11:34 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I always have a half roll of quality tp (in a baggie) in the car and in a tool box when I was on jobsites. Portajon paper is always terrible. I like to be nice to the anus... . . .
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: vinsue]
#23363633 - 06/20/16 11:52 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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vinsue said: I always have a half roll of quality tp (in a baggie) in the car and in a tool box when I was on jobsites. Portajon paper is always terrible. I like to be nice to the anus... . . . 
For festivals I always bring baby wipes. You need that, especially for drug poop lol. The TP in poropotties does not do the trick at all
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: vinsue]
#23363636 - 06/20/16 11:53 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Baby wipes are great for portojohns as well.
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: PatrickKn]
#23363717 - 06/20/16 12:29 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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You need an ass squirter
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: shadyy]
#23363728 - 06/20/16 12:36 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Buy your shit paper at costco both your asshole and your wallet will thank you
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: trekie] 1
#23363744 - 06/20/16 12:42 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I gotta say, my asshoke has been through some shit. He definitely deserves the quadruple ply
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Re: to those who use dollar store toilet paper/that bio friendly bullshit [Re: plasma]
#23363819 - 06/20/16 01:13 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Broke threw toilet paper ....
Most action ive seen in week
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