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plasma
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You know you're addicted to shroomery when…. 1
#23360742 - 06/19/16 12:30 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Your laptop is on your lap and shroomery is open but you're reading the forums on your iPhone, toggling back and forth
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LuSiD enthusiast
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Re: You know you're addicted to shroomery when…. [Re: plasma] 3
#23360750 - 06/19/16 12:32 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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When you talking to your friends and tell a story and end it with "discuss intelligently".
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
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plasma
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Re: You know you're addicted to shroomery when…. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] 1
#23360755 - 06/19/16 12:34 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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when your girlfriend wants to suck your dick but you moosh her face away so you can reply to a thread
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IveBeenRecycled
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Re: You know you're addicted to shroomery when…. [Re: plasma] 1
#23360758 - 06/19/16 12:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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When you're actively fried on mushrooms and reading/posting.
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Re: You know you're addicted to shroomery when…. [Re: plasma] 1
#23360760 - 06/19/16 12:36 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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When you're f5 button stops working from refreshing threads all damn day.
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Re: You know you're addicted to shroomery when…. [Re: Big Worm] 8
#23360774 - 06/19/16 12:41 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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When someone asks you what tripping on mushrooms is like, and your response is that they make you gay.
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Re: You know you're addicted to shroomery when…. [Re: plasma]
#23360816 - 06/19/16 01:04 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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What do you like about it so much?
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TheMovement
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Re: You know you're addicted to shroomery when…. [Re: Psychogenic]
#23360823 - 06/19/16 01:07 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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When you're at a concert and want to take a picture to show the shroomery crew, but don't want to leave the moment by taking out your phone. So you don't take the picture and then feel a modicum of regret the next day/night when talking about it.
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Asante
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Re: You know you're addicted to shroomery when…. [Re: TheMovement] 1
#23360828 - 06/19/16 01:10 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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When you've just now closed a zillion shroomery tabs to make firefox go smoother on you overclocked watercooled Intel i7 Hexcore
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Burke Dennings
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Re: You know you're addicted to shroomery when…. [Re: plasma] 2
#23360845 - 06/19/16 01:18 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
plasma said: when your girlfriend wants to suck your dick but you moosh her face away so you can reply to a thread
Teddy once put his laptop up on his girl's back so he could bang her doggystyle with leaving Shroomery IRC, lol.
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bass head
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Re: You know you're addicted to shroomery when…. [Re: Burke Dennings]
#23360895 - 06/19/16 01:39 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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when you finally realize that over the years the shroomery stays the same, but the drugs that you're interested in reading about on it steadily changes over time
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TheMovement
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Re: You know you're addicted to shroomery when…. [Re: bass head]
#23360944 - 06/19/16 02:01 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
bass head said: when you finally realize that over the years the shroomery stays the same, but the drugs that you're interested in reading about on it steadily changes over time
yup.
For me it turned into be interested in the medicinal drugs over the hedonistic drugs.
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plasma
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Re: You know you're addicted to shroomery when…. [Re: TheMovement]
#23360957 - 06/19/16 02:11 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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when you're girlfriend is taking too long with a blow job so you k/o donkey punch her and proceed to check your inbox/threads
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TheMovement
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Re: You know you're addicted to shroomery when…. [Re: plasma]
#23360964 - 06/19/16 02:13 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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When your girlfriend asks you what the shroomery thinks about a unique romp.
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bass head
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Re: You know you're addicted to shroomery when…. [Re: TheMovement]
#23360966 - 06/19/16 02:15 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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when you don't have a girlfriend in the first place
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Re: You know you're addicted to shroomery when…. [Re: TheMovement] 1
#23360968 - 06/19/16 02:16 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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When you tell irl family members about Crystal G's escapades.
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TheMovement
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Re: You know you're addicted to shroomery when…. [Re: bass head] 1
#23360972 - 06/19/16 02:18 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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When your girlfriend says
or when she says " can we do a pedropussy pic?"
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Re: You know you're addicted to shroomery when…. [Re: IveBeenRecycled] 1
#23360974 - 06/19/16 02:18 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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When you avoid the carrots in a grocery store.
When you make a thread about someone driving by shining a light in your front window.(he has a name by the way, it's junky cop everytime)
When your answer to life's problems are a combination of making a gofundme or meditating.
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
Edited by LuSiD enthusiast (06/19/16 02:19 PM)
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musiclover420
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Re: You know you're addicted to shroomery when…. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#23361170 - 06/19/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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You find yourself wishing you could +1 things people say in real life.
You try out other forums and they suck dick and have shitty quote and smiley systems in comparison 
Your first though upon seeing something cool is "I should take a pic to show people on the shroomery"
You recognize most of the posters.
You remember random old stories from years ago.
Most of your favorite plants were gifts/ trades from members on here.
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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Re: You know you're addicted to shroomery when…. [Re: musiclover420]
#23361221 - 06/19/16 03:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Everything people's talking about you don't care calcifies your pineal gland
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