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Are hella fucking comfy. I was without warm clothes at Unifier (best festival ever if you're into spiritual growth) so naturally when I got cold, I borrowed my friends Yoga Pants.. They were a few sizes too short, but they got the job done.
Super comfortable AND they make my legs look spectacular. You should buy a pair of yoga pants and start a new trend in male fashion. I know I will be. Dresses are the next step.
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Re: Yoga Pants [Re: vinsue]
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I was at a music festival!! Phones are taboo there! But im sure there will be some pics added to the book in the coming weeks.
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Re: Yoga Pants [Re: vinsue]
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nothin gets the ladies going like a nice moose knuckle from yoga pants that are 3 sizes too small
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I never even looked down to check my balls, prolly shoulda though. But I was complimented on my legs/ass a few times
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not so sure about dresses, because I like to mix and match my tops and bottoms, but I will admit that skirts are fucking comfy as fuck. seriously more guys need to start wearing them. trust me, the ladies are on to something awesome here.
and if your worried about not being "manly" enough, well your right, you should be ashamed of not having the confidence to wear something damn comfortable and good looking with confidence.
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Are you gonna start wearing thongs because of the "mobility?"
Lol no, but this is, like, one of three conversations that leads to you coming out.
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Re: Yoga Pants [Re: shadyy] 1
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bro kilts.....
that already happened you dingus
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Re: Yoga Pants [Re: shadyy]
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Nah. I already took the jump to wearing nothing. The height of mobility.
Thing is, guys already do wear skirts, we just call them kilts. So if a kilt is fine to wear, then why not other styles?
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Do you curl your hair too? Put tampons up your ass???
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why the fuck would anyone put tampons up their ass, they are for controlling blood flow. I mean I guess you must have a habit of bleeding out your ass to even think of something like that. that shit aint normal dude, find a doctor.
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Ulfrick said: not so sure about dresses, because I like to mix and match my tops and bottoms, but I will admit that skirts are fucking comfy as fuck. seriously more guys need to start wearing them. trust me, the ladies are on to something awesome here.
and if your worried about not being "manly" enough, well your right, you should be ashamed of not having the confidence to wear something damn comfortable and good looking with confidence.
Yes!! I actually bought my first skirt about a month ago, i've rocked it a few times since then. I need more for variety, though.
The whole worrying about being manly thing is really on point too, i hate liz is just a homophobe who likes cock in his mouth.
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You guys participate in the Secret Santa??
I'll get ya some Victoria's Secret gift cards...maybe some eyeliner and foundation. If that's your thing.
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Re: Yoga Pants [Re: shadyy]
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Eyeliners cool too, bro.
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I'll get ya some Victoria's Secret gift cards...maybe some eyeliner and foundation. If that's your thing.

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pan·sex·u·al panˈsekSH(əw)əl/ adjective 1. not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity.
I don't view material goods as gendered so that makes no sense.
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i hate liz said: You guys participate in the Secret Santa??
I'll get ya some Victoria's Secret gift cards...maybe some eyeliner and foundation. If that's your thing.
Victoria's Secret Santa
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pan·sex·u·al panˈsekSH(əw)əl/ adjective 1. not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity.
I don't view material goods as gendered so that makes no sense.
First you agree with it now this? I saw that edit.
It was a joke on you wearing tights. Peter Homosexual isn't funny.
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hehehe
i hate ur sig.
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I have some running tights I wear when it's cold outside, they're comfy and really add to mobility, make you feel great when running. I also have some cycling shorts which kinda like yoga pants but with a pad in the butt for comfort during long rides, they're super great to wear when cycling, so I understand why yoga pants would feel great.
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Re: Yoga Pants [Re: Lucis]
#23360562 - 06/19/16 11:18 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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a dude wearing yoga pants? wtf.
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It wouldn't be weird if he just said tights.
Dude's wear tights pretty often in history and shit
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Fennario said: I have some running tights I wear when it's cold outside, they're comfy and really add to mobility, make you feel great when running. I also have some cycling shorts which kinda like yoga pants but with a pad in the butt for comfort during long rides, they're super great to wear when cycling, so I understand why yoga pants would feel great.
1. comfy as fuck 2. make your legs look great 3. make your butt look great.
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Bigfeely123 said: a dude wearing yoga pants? wtf.
Feel free to abstain from looking and feeling good, i'll be rockin the yoga pants baby.
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are you going to start peeing sitting down now too?
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I've worn my wife's yoga pants around the house on occasion when I didn't have clean clothes. Wouldn't wear them out somewhere though. Except maybe in the winter under actual pants.
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Nemmies said: are you going to start peeing sitting down now too?
He probably drops his pants to his ankles
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Wear 'em man, if that's your thing. Some people are just pissin' in the shallow end and calling it lemonade.
I think it's interesting to step over the gender boundaries, particularly because humans from other cultures and times wore things which would be considered boundary breaking for current times. Like Knights. Knights wore fuckin' skirts, and you're gonna tell me they weren't manly?
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Re: Yoga Pants [Re: shadyy]
#23361801 - 06/19/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hark, ser! The Knights which protect the land take notice of such discrepancies
and they're not extinct, just using different arms than swords...
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xxBonkRipper420xx said: Alright Peter Pansexual.

I may have laughed too loud at this one. But my my was it clever.
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Re: Yoga Pants [Re: pachoo]
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Pachoo, whats your opinion on yoga pants? Comfy as fuck, right? I always thought women wore them to make their butts look nice. Now I know though, now I know
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I think it's interesting to step over the gender boundaries Knights wore fuckin' skirts, and you're gonna tell me they weren't manly?
I too think it's interesting. I've really only started in the past year, but doing things like wearing yoga pants and make up actually have some net benefit, if you disregard the slight social stigma. Mascara makes my eyes look fabulous and the pants made my legs look on point. Im lucky to live in an area where such things are not heavily discouraged and where most of the female population actually finds such things attractive. So I look nicer and feel nicer without much detriment.
I mostly post these things on the shroomery to see people talk shit and gauge reactions from a bunch of personalities I know pretty damn well.
and yes, knights are badass and they do wear skirts. Ask Ulfrick. Actually shit, he's a viking, even more badass.
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Rowing uniforms are pretty close to tights, and they're damn tight. I actually liked wearing that stuff, except in the junk area can be uncomfortable occasionally, but still better than most regular pants admittedly.
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TheMovement said: Pachoo, whats your opinion on yoga pants? Comfy as fuck, right? I always thought women wore them to make their butts look nice. Now I know though, now I know
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I think it's interesting to step over the gender boundaries Knights wore fuckin' skirts, and you're gonna tell me they weren't manly?
I too think it's interesting. I've really only started in the past year, but doing things like wearing yoga pants and make up actually have some net benefit, if you disregard the slight social stigma. Mascara makes my eyes look fabulous and the pants made my legs look on point. Im lucky to live in an area where such things are not heavily discouraged and where most of the female population actually finds such things attractive. So I look nicer and feel nicer without much detriment.
I mostly post these things on the shroomery to see people talk shit and gauge reactions from a bunch of personalities I know pretty damn well.
and yes, knights are badass and they do wear skirts. Ask Ulfrick. Actually shit, he's a viking, even more badass.
theres a word for this behavior
i think its metrosexual
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Re: Yoga Pants [Re: Ezuma]
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Nah im just kidding you. I wore tights for cross country and track in highschool when it was cold out.
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TheMovement said: Pachoo, whats your opinion on yoga pants? Comfy as fuck, right? I always thought women wore them to make their butts look nice. Now I know though, now I know
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I think it's interesting to step over the gender boundaries Knights wore fuckin' skirts, and you're gonna tell me they weren't manly?
I too think it's interesting. I've really only started in the past year, but doing things like wearing yoga pants and make up actually have some net benefit, if you disregard the slight social stigma. Mascara makes my eyes look fabulous and the pants made my legs look on point. Im lucky to live in an area where such things are not heavily discouraged and where most of the female population actually finds such things attractive. So I look nicer and feel nicer without much detriment.
I mostly post these things on the shroomery to see people talk shit and gauge reactions from a bunch of personalities I know pretty damn well.
and yes, knights are badass and they do wear skirts. Ask Ulfrick. Actually shit, he's a viking, even more badass.
theres a word for this behavior
i think its metrosexual
hmm.
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met·ro·sex·ual ˌmetrōˈsekSHəwəl/ noun a young, urban, heterosexual male with liberal political views, an interest in fashion, and a refined sense of taste.
I remember all the boys in high school making fun of the one young, hot, male teacher by calling him a metrosexual and I always thought of it as a derogatory term, but this is the first time I actually looked it up. That's not derogatory at all and I think is one of the beginning stages of being a renaissance man.
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Oh my apologies dude. I'm all up in this thread not adding anything about the original OP. Haha
But yes yoga pants are amazing. I prefer to wear them when I clean. I usually have a no pants policy with myself but when I open the curtains and there's a chance the neighbors can see I use yoga pants or leggings.
But most of the time the comfiest pants I own are men's sweatpants. I got the XXL large or something and i pull the string and knot it so they dont fall off. When I chill on the couch I like to pull them up to my boobs. Maybe it's bc I had a kid and hate things on my waist but it's super comfy.
Good on anyone who feels comfy with what they wear no matter the social questionings. wear what makes you comfy.
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Re: Yoga Pants [Re: pachoo]
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Mens sweats don't make my butt look as nice, though!! I do love the no pants policy, but yeah I live on the first floor and nearly always have my windows open, so I usually wear something.
Imagining you smoking on the couch with mens sweats on made me LOL, keep doing you Pachoo!
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This whole thing stinks to high heaven.
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You say that about everything though.
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Re: Yoga Pants [Re: psi]
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Men who wear yoga pants should just cut their dick and balls off. You don't need them anymore
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Real men wear pantyhose. These are only 5 bucks and really show off yer butt.

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But yes yoga pants are amazing. I prefer to wear them when I clean. I usually have a no pants policy with myself but when I open the curtains and there's a chance the neighbors can see I use yoga pants or leggings.
But most of the time the comfiest pants I own are men's sweatpants. I got the XXL large or something and i pull the string and knot it so they dont fall off. When I chill on the couch I like to pull them up to my boobs. Maybe it's bc I had a kid and hate things on my waist but it's super comfy.
Good on anyone who feels comfy with what they wear no matter the social questionings. wear what makes you comfy.
I also have a no pants policy whenever possible, thankfully every roomate i've had is more or less okay with it, although the current one, while he is theoretically okay with it I do tend to wear something when he's home. even if its just a light wrap or something.
personally i've become a huge fan of thai fisher pants, they are super thin and loose, its practically like not wearing anything at all.
honestly if it wasn't for this weird personal grudge I have against men wearing sarongs (don't know why, I just can't stand men wearing them... probably because most guys I've met who do are total deuchbags) then i'd likely wear one of those most of the time... and I do secretly wear one sometimes for short stints when necessary.
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Nemmies said: are you going to start peeing sitting down now too?
Peeing sitting down (for men in particular, I guess more for women,LOL!) reduces the amount of mess in the bathroom thereby making cleaning it easier and rendering it less smelly/messy/funky. Also helps empty the bladder better.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11445274/If-youre-a-true-gentleman-you-should-pee-sitting-down.html
While this all seems like a bit of a joke, the health benefits of relieving yourself from a seated position can be quite profound. In 2014 researchers at the Leiden University Medical Centre in the Netherlands found that sitting down to pee helped men suffering from Lower Urinary Tract disease symptoms to pee with greater force. Sitting creates “a more favourable urodynamic profile”, which helps ward off prostate problems. Standing to wee, however, apparently activates a host of discreet muscles in the pelvis and spine which prevent proper urination. Apparently the problem is more pronounced in public toilets where men flex these muscles more often, mainly to prevent themselves from letting go enormous and embarrassing farts. This whole dog and pony show disrupts healthy urine flow. Yes, you heard it here first.
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Don't use science to justify this
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Don't you just hate when science disagrees with you.
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I blinded her with science!
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No, because it doesn't change anything...it's just some excuse...it's like saying you have tinted windows for UV protection.
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Nemmies said: are you going to start peeing sitting down now too?
Peeing sitting down (for men in particular, I guess more for women,LOL!) reduces the amount of mess in the bathroom thereby making cleaning it easier and rendering it less smelly/messy/funky. Also helps empty the bladder better.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11445274/If-youre-a-true-gentleman-you-should-pee-sitting-down.html
While this all seems like a bit of a joke, the health benefits of relieving yourself from a seated position can be quite profound. In 2014 researchers at the Leiden University Medical Centre in the Netherlands found that sitting down to pee helped men suffering from Lower Urinary Tract disease symptoms to pee with greater force. Sitting creates “a more favourable urodynamic profile”, which helps ward off prostate problems. Standing to wee, however, apparently activates a host of discreet muscles in the pelvis and spine which prevent proper urination. Apparently the problem is more pronounced in public toilets where men flex these muscles more often, mainly to prevent themselves from letting go enormous and embarrassing farts. This whole dog and pony show disrupts healthy urine flow. Yes, you heard it here first.
So you're in the wilderness and you need to piss. Do you pop a squat or just whip it out and be done with it?
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Less tension out in the wild, and also no cleanup! (Stand out in the wild/in other peoples businesses)
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Y'all a bunch of insecure people man sad
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Right? "I pee standing up because I'm a MAN, a MAN, DAMMIT!"
whilst all the while, sitting down to pee keeps your body healthy, and some of the fiercest warriors in the history of the Earth wore skirts and thongs!
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I don't think either is wrong or "not manly". I also enjoy occasionally sitting when I piss. As long as I don't have a boner I can sit and it's a lot easier especially when I'm drunk.
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I just sit to piss generally cus I'm lazy and enjoy comfort
obviously in the great outdoors standing it is
while I'm not particularly fond of skirts or kilts or whatever, I'm sure there's valid reasons to like em
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Mainly just joking about other posters who've implied that wearing yoga pants or other feminine articles of clothing revokes one's man card.
Masculinity is up for definition, imo. If that means standing to pee to someone, then so be it, but I think masculinity is much more subtle than that. It's fascinating to try and describe that which qualifies as masculine... i'm trying to come up with a good frame of reference and it's just spiraling out.
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my great uncles niece invented yoga pants
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So yoga pants aren't an ancient yoga tradition from India?
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#23373938 - 06/23/16 02:06 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Feels like I'm wearing...nothing at all
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