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Anonymous #1

I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and..
    #23359062 - 06/18/16 07:50 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Most of it landed on grocery bags I was saving for lunch bags. Decided to just throw them away, but my grandma fished them out of the trash can because she volunteers at a soup kitchen and they use them to give homeless people bags of food.

Should I tell her or roll with it?


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Anonymous #2

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23359254 - 06/18/16 09:08 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Get those bags back, and use a toilet next time.


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Anonymous #1

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #23359405 - 06/18/16 10:17 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

But that means I have to admit to spilling pee on them


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Anonymous #3

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23360673 - 06/19/16 12:04 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

You are the definition of scum if you knowingly let your grandma and poor, hungry people hold and eat out of your pissy bags that wouldn't even be pissy if you'd have just gotten off your ass.


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Anonymous #1

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #23360732 - 06/19/16 12:25 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

yeah :shrug:


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Anonymous #4

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23360923 - 06/19/16 01:52 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

What where you doing with a solo cup of piss in the first place?


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Anonymous #1

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #4] * 1
    #23361093 - 06/19/16 03:08 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

sometimes late drunk nights when im to lazy to walk to the bathroom ill just piss in an empty cup and toss it in the morning.


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Anonymous #5

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23361169 - 06/19/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Use a big anti freeze container,dispose of daily by pouring in back yard


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Anonymous #4

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23361218 - 06/19/16 03:56 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
sometimes late drunk nights when im to lazy to walk to the bathroom ill just piss in an empty cup and toss it in the morning.




That is really sad man.

I hope when you get older you're not one those guys that just pisses himself because he is too lazy/drunk to get up and use a toilet or a bush.


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Anonymous #3

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #4] * 1
    #23361620 - 06/19/16 06:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Nah, if justice exists, he'll be one of the hungry homeless people eating out of the pissy bags.


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Anonymous #1

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #23361902 - 06/19/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Haters gonna hate


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Anonymous #5

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23361992 - 06/19/16 08:52 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Original comment,u wigger? Like wu tang?


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Anonymous #6

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #5] * 1
    #23364474 - 06/20/16 05:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Yesterday I got some wonton soup and it smelt like piss.

I dunno what the fuck muslim chefs are doing working in a chinese restaurant. I hope when they go to their equivalent of heaven someone gives them a bacon sarnie and they can go "wow, this is delicious. what a cunt I was."

to OP:

Tell your nan that wee got spilt on the bags.


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Anonymous #1

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #23364939 - 06/20/16 08:15 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I started peeing in an apple juice jug, so I can put a cap on after to prevent spills. Also, larger volume.


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Anonymous #7

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23365271 - 06/20/16 10:32 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Dude said he pisses in a cup if hes too lazy to get up.

You're quite the ladies man, arent you?


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Anonymous #1

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #23366865 - 06/21/16 01:46 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I mean, my girlfriend is attractive. Probably much more attractive then most the nerds get on this site. Wouldnt say im a ladies man though.

When peeing in my cup my girlfriend always says "babe what the fuck!"


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Anonymous #8

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23369152 - 06/22/16 06:32 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
sometimes late drunk nights when im to lazy to walk to the bathroom ill just piss in an empty cup and toss it in the morning.




WTF your bedroom has no windows?


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Anonymous #9

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #23369347 - 06/22/16 08:38 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Haha.  Thats kinda mean but what a turn of wvents.  Can you not steal the bags back?


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Anonymous #10

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #23369483 - 06/22/16 09:52 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Best


Thread



EVERRRRR


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Anonymous #11

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #23369529 - 06/22/16 10:14 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Homeless people are desensitized to urine smell.


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Anonymous #1

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #23369644 - 06/22/16 11:01 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

my room has windows, but also a screen. Do you want me to remove the screen everytime I piss? May as well walk to the bathroom.

And yeah, I figured homeless would be immune to urine. I mean, typically I see them passed out in their own filth by the side of the freeway. Pretty sure they would take the free food eitherway.


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Anonymous #12

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23369692 - 06/22/16 11:30 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

to save water we use those cat litter containers with the twist off lid. great for spreading the piss around to keep the deers out too.



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Anonymous #1

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #23369783 - 06/22/16 12:03 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Genius!


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Anonymous #12

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23370579 - 06/22/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

warning when you open the cap, its going to reek..


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Anonymous #1

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #23370794 - 06/22/16 06:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

comes with the territory. Somebody has to blaze trails


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Anonymous #8

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23372968 - 06/23/16 08:59 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
my room has windows, but also a screen.




So? Pee through the screen and your mom will eventually notice how clean your screens are and heap praise upon you.


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Anonymous #2

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #23373516 - 06/23/16 11:48 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Read the last bit as, "heap piss upon you."


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Anonymous #1

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #23373658 - 06/23/16 12:32 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

honestly crossed my mind to cut a penis sized hole in the screen. Think the jug is doing just fine now though.


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Anonymous #8

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23376136 - 06/24/16 05:39 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
honestly crossed my mind to cut a penis sized hole in the screen. Think the jug is doing just fine now though.




...and you don't think your mom would notice a 6" hole in the screen?


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Anonymous #1

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #23377371 - 06/24/16 12:33 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I dont live with my mom


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Anonymous #8

Re: I spilled a solo cup off pee all over my room and.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23377550 - 06/24/16 01:29 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

And here I was trying to give you a compliment.

OK your grandma won't notice the 1/2" hole.

Better?


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