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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 1
    #23359442 - 06/18/16 10:38 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Haven't read all the responses, but...

:cop:

Contact them OP, if not for yourself then for the next guy.
People like that need to be on a leash.


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InvisiblePlain
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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago]
    #23359742 - 06/19/16 02:18 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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vandago said:
You'll be alright man. Its a whirlwind of emotions taking a beating like that.

If it makes you feel better I coulda smoked a joint with Maynard, but I was on probation and had to turn it down a few months ago. Equal to a beat down emotionally, but not pysically.




Depending how strict my probation was i would do it anyway.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Plain] * 1
    #23360340 - 06/19/16 09:54 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I had to report and piss the very next day. He was lingering around by the dam outside of the show with a joint and asked if I had a light. He was wearing that zip up puscifer coat and a puscifer hat. Pointy elf ears. I was like you gotta be shittin me. He cracked up when I told him I was an undercover nickel back fan, and pulled up my shirt wearing a douchy nickel back tour shirt. My friend got to blaze though.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago]
    #23360874 - 06/19/16 01:30 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

When I was about 14 I was talking shit at a party and got my ass kicked
I truly did need it and it was a very valuable experience as I learned never to talk shit or pick fights and to show respect
Probably for some brain damage I could do without though
Op get you so nootropics brain damage is gauranteed with a beating like that


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23361086 - 06/19/16 03:05 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Yes its good to find out u can take punches ,just think of it like when they jump ppl into gangs,at least u didn't get stabbed,nice thing about those group beatings they all get in each others way like a rugby scrum


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: 5150]
    #23362073 - 06/19/16 09:15 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

he will more than likely end up getting shot or stabbed acting like that

you can only be a gang banger for so long before you meet your match


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: thelanzii]
    #23362151 - 06/19/16 09:55 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I'm doing better by the way. I can open my right eye now and see fairly normally. Pain is getting better and I think I'm healing ok so far. I don't seem to have any infections from my cuts either. It's bearable :thumbup:


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23362167 - 06/19/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Start a go fund me...your story and pic will draw in money.:thumbup:


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Anahata]
    #23362172 - 06/19/16 10:09 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Actually that's a brilliant idea.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago]
    #23362180 - 06/19/16 10:14 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

He shoulda just shoved a carrot up his ass it wouldn't have hurt as much.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: WyoMX]
    #23362189 - 06/19/16 10:17 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

If that carrot has aids his whole life is ruined.

Also, getting jumped by the bloods is a way better story than "I stuff a carrot in my ass for 50 bucks"


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago]
    #23362197 - 06/19/16 10:19 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

You taking Ibuprofen KZ? It'll get the swelling down quicker if you take a couple of doses a day..


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23362201 - 06/19/16 10:20 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Dang dude i can't believe this happend to you. I read it while i was tripping and got really scared.
Be careful with who ya hang with! Thats all im saying
I hope your recovering well. The healing process can be quite relaxin..




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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: thelanzii]
    #23362246 - 06/19/16 10:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Nemmies said:
you can only be a gang banger for so long before you meet your match





it's not that they meet their match, it's because they met someone that's tired of their shit


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23362285 - 06/19/16 10:42 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

This is why I have a knife on me at all times. I still don't get why they beat you. If such a thing happened to me I'd raise hell.

I'd honestly probably do something so stupid that I'd end up in prison. I would never be able to hold myself back from fucking at least one of them up.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: AuroraBorealis88] * 2
    #23362288 - 06/19/16 10:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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AuroraBorealis88 said:
I'd honestly probably do something so stupid that I'd end up in prison dead.



Corrected. A knife aint gonna do much when you're facing 7 (likely heavily) armed gangbangers.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23362296 - 06/19/16 10:49 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Aint gonna do shit? First off one of them would die if not get severely fucked up plus it's a lot easier to punch someone real fucking hard when you have a knife in your hand because it has better grip.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: AuroraBorealis88]
    #23362303 - 06/19/16 10:52 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I said 'much'. Like yeah, you might take down a couple, but how much would a knife do if one steps back and fires a gun at you?


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--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: AuroraBorealis88]
    #23362318 - 06/19/16 11:03 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

AuroraBorealis88 said:
Aint gonna do shit? First off one of them would die if not get severely fucked up plus it's a lot easier to punch someone real fucking hard when you have a knife in your hand because it has better grip.





You've never been in a knife fight, or killed anyone, on the internet though you are tough as fuck.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: AuroraBorealis88] * 1
    #23362320 - 06/19/16 11:04 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

AuroraBorealis88 said:
Aint gonna do shit? First off one of them would die if not get severely fucked up plus it's a lot easier to punch someone real fucking hard when you have a knife in your hand because it has better grip.




Get real, John Rambo.


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