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vandago



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The fuck you didnt!!!!
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago]
#23358025 - 06/18/16 01:00 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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vandago said: That fucking sucks dude.
I genuinely hope everything's gonna go in your favor.
after this court date it will be in my favor because I will be the plaintiff against the state and like they say, go big or go home. I'm going to try and take the budget for the entire state for the next 10 years
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I'm going to jail on Monday 
The gumdrop line was sweet though lol.
it's gonna suck, you already know that but you'll be fine after you do the time, just make sure you arent on paper after you get out
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Hunter hunter
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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: pslyke]
#23358027 - 06/18/16 01:01 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Op post the dudes address, name, phone number any pics you have of him. What is his wife's name? Where does he work? What does he drive? Where does he stash his herb? Is his bed on the street side?
In my neighborhood people roll up and shoot through the walls at the bed. Works rather well.
I always want to retaliate. Just doesn't seem right at least with violence. If we all called and asked for his wife that would be funny shit.
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vandago



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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23358031 - 06/18/16 01:03 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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vandago said: That fucking sucks dude.
I genuinely hope everything's gonna go in your favor.
after this court date it will be in my favor because I will be the plaintiff against the state and like they say, go big or go home. I'm going to try and take the budget for the entire state for the next 10 years
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I'm going to jail on Monday 
The gumdrop line was sweet though lol.
it's gonna suck, you already know that but you'll be fine after you do the time, just make sure you arent on paper after you get out
I'm getting out on worse then paper mah man.
Fucking 2 months of house arrest followed by 2 months of paper.
Jails the least of my worries.
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vandago



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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago]
#23358037 - 06/18/16 01:05 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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They want me in this county so bad 
I picked the worst county to get busted with weed in.
Weed ovis are such a joke, on paper it's all ovi though.
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago] 2
#23358038 - 06/18/16 01:06 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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vandago said: Jails the least of my worries.
You sum up my feelings exactly. The paper trail is way more harmful than any physical trouble. Give me a good beating over getting fucked by the law any day of the week.
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vandago



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My fucking criminal record is pages long.
I'm a dumb fuck up.
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Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago]
#23358144 - 06/18/16 02:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mine too. I just somehow lucked out at the fact that I never caught a case past 18. If there's a fucking god in the sky I thank him for that fact; I know for one our cops are nothing to yours so that alone is enough for my thanks.
Positive vibes all the way to you Van. Hope you shake free of that shit soon as you can.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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vandago



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With a back pack on somewhere, with my dogs, bitchin at myself, I know I'll be there lol
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spirit_shadow
Feature not a bug



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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago]
#23358203 - 06/18/16 02:17 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Damn op. You gonna get a gun now?
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Shroomslip
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Don't say that word. It summons Koods.
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Shroomslip]
#23358217 - 06/18/16 02:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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LOL
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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vandago



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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Shroomslip]
#23358226 - 06/18/16 02:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Don't say that word. It summons Koods.
I needed that laugh.
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spirit_shadow
Feature not a bug



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.....guns.....
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Shroomslip] 2
#23358237 - 06/18/16 02:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Don't say that word. It summons Koods.
You've been cracking me up lately
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago]
#23358251 - 06/18/16 02:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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vandago said: I needed that laugh.
I fucking bet man.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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vandago



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My weed whacker broke
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vandago



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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago]
#23358258 - 06/18/16 02:38 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've been sitting beside it cackling for like 3 hours now.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago] 1
#23358260 - 06/18/16 02:38 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Weren't you trying to weed whack on L? Theres so many other things I'd rather be doing tripping.
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vandago



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I love it. Now I'm stuck all cozy and clean in my a.c. with headphones on.....honestly all I can think about is those damn weeds.....bastards!
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