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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago]
    #23362326 - 06/19/16 11:06 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Hard as fuck actually. Typerbating, I keep my hands behind my back and peck away


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: liloldme] * 2
    #23362329 - 06/19/16 11:08 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Hold the knife with your dick, it's a tighter grip. Kill bloods with your loads of pure justice.  MAKE EM GAY.....er....pay.....make em pay....


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23362333 - 06/19/16 11:11 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Nemmies said:
you can only be a gang banger for so long before you meet your match





it's not that they meet their match, it's because they met someone that's tired of their shit



they probably taught him a life-saving lesson

i stay far away from black people and street people from my drug using days

most of the group that jumped him will more than likely end up dead or prison in the next 10 years

things have a way of working themselves out


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago]
    #23362350 - 06/19/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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You've never been in a knife fight, or killed anyone, on the internet though you are tough as fuck.




Who said I was tough? Isn't using a knife the opposite of tough?

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Jokeshopbeard said: but how much would a knife do if one steps back and fires a gun at you?




Guns are only dangerous if they're pointed at you. And he better pull out a fucking gun because at that point that's his only chance.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago]
    #23362353 - 06/19/16 11:23 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

If you know how to fight, and someone who isn't trained with a knife attacks you, it is easier to disarm them and fuck them up. Fact.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago]
    #23362368 - 06/19/16 11:32 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

uhh, I've had a knife pulled on me when I was unarmed,, not something you want to fuck with. both times they felt their lives were in danger I backed off real quick, that shits scary.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago]
    #23362369 - 06/19/16 11:32 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I'm pretty good at disarming as well and I definitely know what the fuck I'm doing with a knife. I'm not gonna sit up here and pretend to be some tough guy or something but I definitely know how to use a knife and how to do real damage. fact


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: AuroraBorealis88]
    #23362386 - 06/19/16 11:42 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago]
    #23362388 - 06/19/16 11:44 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: AuroraBorealis88] * 1
    #23362391 - 06/19/16 11:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Brotha Lynch makes you hard for sure, oh shit, I'm starting to typerbate again..


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: liloldme]
    #23362395 - 06/19/16 11:48 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Makes me hard?  :eatadick:


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: AuroraBorealis88] * 2
    #23362407 - 06/19/16 11:55 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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I'm pretty good at disarming as well and I definitely know what the fuck I'm doing with a knife. I'm not gonna sit up here and pretend to be some tough guy or something but I definitely know how to use a knife and how to do real damage. fact



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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: MysticMoteToter]
    #23362412 - 06/19/16 11:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: AuroraBorealis88]
    #23362422 - 06/20/16 12:06 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Chances are if OP had pulled a gun or knife out at the time he was jumped he would've been dead.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago]
    #23362427 - 06/20/16 12:09 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

You think he would have been killed if he pulled out a gun? You make these guys sound like savages that have no fear.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: AuroraBorealis88]
    #23362438 - 06/20/16 12:14 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Well, Op would have to know how to shoot very damn well to get kill shots on 8 dudes, 7 jumped him while one watched.  We would have to assume that at least half these guys had a knife or a gun too.  If he had pulled out a weapon, or even got the upper hand on ONE guy, they would've fought even harder.....I mean they started out smashing a fucking beer bottle over his head.....was he just instantly gonna put a gun in someones face?  Then it isn't self defense, it's murder.

I'm being realistic here.

You're being bruce willis.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago]
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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: AuroraBorealis88] * 1
    #23362442 - 06/20/16 12:17 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

7 people jumped a defenseless white dude

i highly doubt one or a couple of them werent carry knives or a piece


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago]
    #23362445 - 06/20/16 12:19 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Shoot 8 guys? Come on you don't have to shoot shit if you have a gun you just need to have the gun and if someone really is that close to you it's really not hard to blast them.

I'm sure bruce willis would be more sane than I would be in such a situation. I'm kind of crazy just sayin' and no I'm not bragging. I admit that I would probably do something stupid. I wouldn't be able to control myself in such a situation. I'd be far too angry.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: thelanzii]
    #23362451 - 06/20/16 12:21 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

vandago all this music you keep posting is really making me... hard


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